Call the pool guy and tell him to bring a broom also tomorrow. GO DODGERS!
— Scott Killeen (@scottkilleen) April 13, 2014
Dan Haren (1-0, .75) vs. Trevor Cahill (0-3, 7.90).
With the series win already tucked into their Ocean Pacific swimsuits, the Dodgers go for the sweep this afternoon behind a surprisingly impressive Dan Haren and a - what? 0-3 already? - Trevor Cahill. D'bags pitching has been atrocious this year, and that looks to continue today assuming Adrian Gonzalez can stay red hot offensively. Continuing to neutralize Goldschmidt and Trumbo will be important; suggest distracting them by making them chase small coins and rubber rings at the bottom of the pool. Indeed, in this series Trumbo has looked like he was playing Marco Polo in right field trying to field what should be easy balls to handle.
This is yet another game that most of us won't be able to watch, so for those of you who can see it, please drop us some descriptive comments so we can picture what must be going on.
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