Sunday, April 13, 2014

Game 13 Thread: April 13 @ D'backs, 1p


Dan Haren (1-0, .75) vs. Trevor Cahill (0-3, 7.90).

With the series win already tucked into their Ocean Pacific swimsuits,  the Dodgers go for the sweep this afternoon behind a surprisingly impressive Dan Haren and a - what? 0-3 already? - Trevor Cahill. D'bags pitching has been atrocious this year, and that looks to continue today assuming Adrian Gonzalez can stay red hot offensively. Continuing to neutralize Goldschmidt and Trumbo will be important; suggest distracting them by making them chase small coins and rubber rings at the bottom of the pool. Indeed, in this series Trumbo has looked like he was playing Marco Polo in right field trying to field what should be easy balls to handle.

This is yet another game that most of us won't be able to watch, so for those of you who can see it, please drop us some descriptive comments so we can picture what must be going on.

cc: Time Warner Cable

64 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

Gordon 2B
Puig RF
Ramirez SS
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp CF
Ethier LF
Uribe 3B
Federowicz C
Haren P.

karen said...

I just hate this shit of most of us not seeing our games. I have to think that the so called powers that be in the Dodgers front offices have got to be pissing themselves. Stan was quoted a few weeks ago supporting TWC but since then Verizon has come out saying they will not buy into this clusterfuck because of TWC's ridiculous demands. It can't be long before other providers follow Verizon. There is alot of money to be lost here and it has to be only a matter of time before some Gugga Bros feet are firmly dug up TWC ass. I also read somewhere that even Vin is not able to get SNLA. Let's not lose faith here peeps. They need us. Let's not forget that.

Orel said...

Dee leadoff walk!

QuadSevens said...

Gordon with the leadoff walk.

QuadSevens said...

Beat me to it Orel!

Orel said...

(blows smoke from pistol)

QuadSevens said...

Puig K's, Gordon steals. Let's call it a sacrifice.

QuadSevens said...

Hanley with the high socks today. Looking sharp!

QuadSevens said...

Hanley K's looking. AGon up.

Orel said...

AGon first-pitch swinging.

QuadSevens said...

AGon flies to left on the first pitch.

QuadSevens said...

Remind me to never duel with Orel.

QuadSevens said...

Parra steals second without a throw.

Orel said...

(whistles theme from The Good, the Bad & the Ugly)

Orel said...

Haren already at 23 pitches in the first. Two out, full count to Chavez.

karen said...

Haren very shakey. He needs to get it together or it's going to be a long afternoon.

Orel said...

31 pitches and counting

QuadSevens said...

Trumbo down looking to end the inning...finally.

Orel said...

32 pitches in the first. Get ready, bullpen.

karen said...

How he got out of that inning without giving up any runs I'll never know.

Hideo Nomo said...

Just saw that the rotation in SF is Beckett, Maholm, Ryu.

Hoooo boy.

QuadSevens said...

Kemp smash!!

karen said...

May I just remind everyone...That's my Man!!!

Orel said...

Kemp!

QuadSevens said...

Why is the guy behind home plate using binoculars?

Orel said...

Pool security.

QuadSevens said...

He's got his work cut out for him today.

karen said...

Fucking Parra

QuadSevens said...

Haren with the basehit to right...oops! Groundout 9-3.

QuadSevens said...

Gordon walks then steals second and third.

QuadSevens said...

Puig walks on four straight pitches. HanRam up now with 2 on and one out.

QuadSevens said...

Puig steals second on the first pitch. Ducks on the pond!

Orel said...

Dee walks, steals 2nd & 3rd. Puig walks, steals 2nd. This is what Donnie had in mind with those two at the top of the lineup.

QuadSevens said...

Hanley bounces it off the plate and beats the throw to first for an RBI.

karen said...

Damn life is good. Your turn now AGon.

Orel said...

Hanley ribbie! 2-0 Dodgers.

QuadSevens said...

AGon blasts it out to right field! Dodgers lead 5-0!

karen said...

Yep, it damn well was your turn Adrian!!

Orel said...

Holy smokes, AGon. Save some for later.

QuadSevens said...

Mrs. Quad says Haren looks kinda dopey. I have to agree.

QuadSevens said...

Double and a triple to open the inning. 5-1 now.

Hideo Nomo said...

Haren giving it back? Nooooo.

QuadSevens said...

Groundout to short gets an out, but another run scores. 5-2.

QuadSevens said...

Blast out to right. Even Vin says "You know that's not Haren at his best now." 5-3.

Orel said...

Shit, Haren. Now is no time for charity.

Hideo Nomo said...

Fuck.

QuadSevens said...

K and a groundout get Haren out of the inning.

Orel said...

This is League's fault.

QuadSevens said...

1-4-3 to erase the leadoff single.

QuadSevens said...

Cahill smacks a double to the gap. Get Haren out quick!

QuadSevens said...

Parra K's and Haren escapes.

Hideo Nomo said...

Got 2 back. 7-3 Blue.

QuadSevens said...

HanRam with a single, AGon with a double, then a couple of infield RBIs by Ethier and Urine makes the lead 7-3 after 4 and a half.

Orel said...

Four steals for Dee!

Orel said...

Uribomb!

QuadSevens said...

Trumbo just remembered how to hit. 3 run bomb off of Wright. 8-6 now.

Steve Sax said...

Jamey Wright, making me nervous. He had trumbo 0-2

BJ Killeen said...

Wright sux. C'mon jp

Steve Sax said...

AZ has outhit us 13-7. We shouldn't be winning this game.

Steve Sax said...

Huge job to get Goldie, Chris Perez! 8-6 through 8

BJ Killeen said...

Parteeeee. Broom!

Fred's Brim said...

Good shit. The pen wasn't very good but they got the job done

Fred's Brim said...

I swear I am not trying to rub it in but did anybody see SVS and Puig after Uribe's home run? Right before they cut to commercial, it really looked like they were about to fight. There's a good chance they were screwing around like they all seem to but it looked pretty serious.

Orel said...

PGTUP!