Friday, April 11, 2014

Post-Game 11 Thread: Adrian Gonzalez Makes Pool Party

DODGERS 6, DBAGS 0

“It's been going 'swimmingly' against the DBbacks — Yes, I meant that.” - Vinny

A-Gon awoke from his slumber to cannonball the Snakes with 5 RBI (3-4). He jack-knifed a HR out the Yard in the first inning, and the Dodgers never looked back. A lot of bats got in on the action, in fact. Gordon stayed hot going 2-4 with some key hits, and HanRam went 3-4 scoring three runs. Hard to say whether the boys were on the top of their game or if Dbags starting pitcher Brandon McCarthy was just all wet (or both).

But the offense wasn't all of the story. Ryu pitched a masterpiece*, bouncing back nicely from his last outing. He went 7 innings with 8 strikeouts, at one time having retired 10 in a row. He only allowed two hits and one walk. Let's hope he's rounded into a form we can count on the whole season.

*Not that I could watch it

12 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

A full season of making the DBacks our bitches would be sweeeeeet.

Dusty Baker said...

First time we've shut these douchebags out in eleven years?

Dusty Baker said...

(slaps that Dbag ass)

Fred's Brim said...

now that's how you do it!

Fred's Brim said...

I think I head Vin say that no Bag made it to second base

Dusty Baker said...

AC ate a Guatemalan insanity pepper and saw all sorts of things during the game. However, he did not see any Bag get to 2B.

Dusty Baker said...

"Earvin Magic Johnson @MagicJohnson
Adrian Gonzalez is off to a hot start just like he did last season and he is one of the leaders in the @Dodgers clubhouse."

Actually he was off to a pretty slow start until tonight. Thanks for paying attention, Magic!

Hideo Nomo said...

I don't think that was Magic. The tweet came too soon after the game.

Fred's Brim said...

heh heh Curtis Granderson just got in the face of some chump Angels fan for reaching out and touching him on the back after catching a ball near the wall

Fred's Brim said...

And speaking of dealing, Cashner just shut out the Tigers on 1 hit

Fred's Brim said...

The Angels have a dude named Kole Calhoun

Fred's Brim said...

Reminds me of that Simpsons where Cletus and Brandine trot out all of their hillbilly children: "HEY KIDS! WE EATIN DINNER TONIGHT! Tiffany, Heather, Cody, Dylan, Dermitt, Jordan, Taylor, Brittney, Wesley, Rumer, Scout, Cassidy, Zoe, Chloe, Max, Hunter, Kendall, Kaitlin, Noah, Sasha, Morgan, Keira, Ian, Lauren, Kubert, Phil."