Zack Greinke (1-0, 3.60) vs. Matt Cain (0-0, 3.60).
Fee fi fo fum, I smell a team from up north trying to sweep the Dodgers today, so let's hope our Boys in Blue haven't traded their bats for some magic beans. Cain is trying to recover from an off year in which he regressed in virtually every category, and Greinke is looking to go deeper than the five innings he lasted in his first start, against the Padres.
It's Yasiel Puig Fathead night at Dodger Stadium (first 15,000 ticketed kids 14 & under in attendance) and — OMFG — you can actually watch the game on TV. It's on ESPN, which means no Vin, but a starving man isn't going to argue which cut of steak he gets. Or something like that.