Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Game 15 Thread: April 16 @ Giants, 7p

These are actual festivals. Why are they all in the UK? (here, here and here)

Paul Maholm (0-1, 8.10) vs. Vogelsong (0-0, 8.00).

A second consecutive matchup between two pitchers with 8+ ERAs following a dispiriting 12-inning loss? It's gonna be a fest, all right, and which term for excrement you fill it up with is up to you.

The bullpen, of course, is the main source of contention for Dodger fans these days, although let's not forget the bats, which went 2 for 13 with RISP yesterday.

Yes, a loss to the Giants brings everybody down. Bring on the hate!

52 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

Gordon 2B
Crawford LF
Ramirez SS
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp CF
Ethier RF
Uribe 3B
Butera C
Maholm P

Hideo Nomo said...

LollapaPOOza

QuadSevens said...

Crapachella

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Garcetti, Jay Z Announce Downtown Summer Music Festival

They're calling it the Shit Made in America Music Festival. It's going be lovely. I hear the Brandon League Trio is closing the show.

Hideo Nomo said...

hateHateHATE

karina said...

Épale everyone!

I think we should hire the mafia to give League an offer he can't refuse

Dusty Baker said...

Monsters of Shit

Dusty Baker said...

Vinny said it was a fair ball.

karina said...

fair ball, fair ball, fair ball, FAIR BALL!

-Vinny

karen said...

Hi Everyone! Great idea on how to rid us of League, Karina.

Franklin Stubbs said...

*graces thread with his presence*

Franklin Stubbs said...

Can we just leave League up there and see if the Giants notice?

Hideo Nomo said...

Now it's a party. What up, lovebirds?

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Beer check: Firestone Pale 31

Franklin Stubbs said...

What's shakin', Gnomes?

Also: DAMMIT!

Franklin Stubbs said...

Red Stripe all the way here

karen said...

Give this one to us, umps. We need it more.

Hideo Nomo said...

Not seeing the game at the moment, but I hear they're playing like boiled shit.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Houston we have a problem. Springer only 1-3 with a squib single, and a K. Some savior...

karen said...

SHIT

karen said...

If things don't start getting better very soon, I'll be forced to breakout the fuck word.

karina said...

Be my guest, my dear sistah

Dusty Baker said...

"Deuces are wild" takes on a whole new meaning in this thread.

karen said...

Uribe was naked unto the world - Vin. For those who are listening, it was damn ugly.

karen said...

FUCK FUCK FUCKITY FUCK

BJ Killeen said...

I'm not really hearing a reason to stay awake tonight. I'm seeing bad plays in my nightmares.

karina said...

Hang on, everybody. It ain't over 'till it's over!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Stubby time. The aliens released him.

Hideo Nomo said...

DEEDEEDEE

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Update

Dusty Baker said...

HandRammed

karina said...

loving your screen name, Neeebs

karina said...

I hope Machi has a Venezuelan baseball league moment here and he sucks as much

spank said...

Farm Caca 2014

karina said...

RANCHO ARDIENDOOOOOOOOOOOO

spank said...

bases juiced for Urine

Hideo Nomo said...

Uribear time.

spank said...

well that sucked

Dusty Baker said...

I hope Machi has a Columbian necktie moment here.

karina said...

UNACCEPTABLE

Alex Cora said...

Gosh. This really isn't the same not being able to watch on tv. I'm so sad.

Franklin Stubbs said...

@Neeebs

Define "released"...

Alex Cora said...

League warming up. Jesus Donnie these games count!

Dusty Baker said...

Corkey's Pest Control....must die.

Dusty Baker said...

45

Cliff Beefpile said...

Oh is there a Dodger game on? I wouldn't know, Time Warner! Though watching the Ducks blow a 4-0 lead is more fun than watching the Dodgers blow a 9th inning lead.

Alex Cora said...

Bring in Alex Guerrero. He's a natural shortstop.

spank said...

get a hit off this mutt!!!

Dusty Baker said...

I feel like dropping a loaf on the neighbor's lawn.

spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

karina said...

Someone locks League in his hotel room.

Night, lovelies. We have plenty of games

Orel said...

PGTUP