Zack Greinke (3-0, 2.42) vs. Cole Hamels (first start of season).
Aw, we have to play these guys agaaaaaain? If it weren't for the 5-18 Diamondbacks, the Dodgers' record would be as ugly as their defense. Tonight, our ace (non-Kershaw division) attempts to restore sanity in Chavez Ravine against the dashing Hamels, who's recovering from biceps tendinitis.
It's a weekday night at Dodger Stadium, so expect more snarky attendance-related tweets from Dylan Hernandez, more griping about not being able to watch the Dodgers on TV, and NO ERREORS.
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79 comments:
wonderful, another lefty
I wish we could give Hanley a break. I know he won't come out but if he's still hitting poorly by this weekend, I would sit him Sunday, then again for some of the cold-ass games in Minnesota
Even wearing my Hanley tee to the Yard last night did not help him out of his funk.
Puig RF
Ethier LF
Ramirez SS
Kemp CF
Van Slyke 1B
Uribe 3B
Turner 2B
Butera C
Greinke P
Epale All
Maybe our team will show up tonite and start working towards a split here.
This lineup might just be weird enough to work!
I need a pirate site. Can u help a brother out?
We need a real back-up catcher.
What up-fuckery can we expect tonight?
Yo, Neeebsy! Give strikeout.co a try.
On it
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We win tonight only because SF already won. We seem to mirror those guys for the last week.
Damn. That's the only one I know. Lemme check with my nefarious contacts.
Oh wait, you guys ARE my nefarious contacts.
Wasn't nefarious Baalok' s spaceship in the Corbomite Manuever? #originalstartrek
Hmm. It's working for me. Try this or this/
Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez 43m
Did everyone stay home to watch this game on TV? pic.twitter.com/Yp3fL5FG31
Vinny's got a man-crush on Hamels tonight.
Note from Mrs Dusty:
"I FUCKING HATE COLE HAMELS. Why is Vinny so in love with that asshole?!!"
DAMMIT!
épale everyone!
I want to have a word with Vinny about geographically unacceptable
STEINERED!
HAHAHA! Great entry point for you re GU, Karina!
@Orel
that's what happens when they are an unacceptable team against Giants and Phillies
Unacceptable is right, Karina! 1-1 tie now.
Exactly, Karina. Take away the wins over Dbags, and we ain't beating anyone very good these days.
Nonetheless, I will be back out there tomorrow night.
I'm Vin-less. Can anyone give me context on the G.U. thing?
Vin was talking about terming a potential girl to date as "GU - geographically unacceptable" if it were going to be a long distance relationship type thing.
Piss
@Dusty Baker like true fans do, for the better or the worse with the team
More love notes to Cole, but it's Vin, so I can't get my balls too tangled up over it.
Vin still talks about Hamels even when he's not pitching
Of course Galvis is due for serious damage. I can tell, he's one of my boys :(
He is damn handsome.
I want the Dodgers to win this baseball game.
I've got an idea. Let's just start a Cole Hamels blog and report Cole ham els news on that blog?
Dreamy
I just want a game that i don't walk out of the room in disgust on before the end.
Yes!
Hamels' first walk of the game was to Greinke. Greinke's first hit allowed was to Hamels.
Si!
Jawohl, mein Herr!
I'll take it, but defensive hijinks best not ensue.
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Is Kemp OK?
Is it Kemp or Puig who is favoring a leg? Couldn't hear what Steiner was getting at.
Way to go, Hanley!
RISP, RISP, RISP!
Just read that Bills has had a setback. Will we ever see His Thighness is a Dodger uni again?
Dammit, leadoff double and can't score him
Steiner just Steinered a strikeout.
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DB, I think we'll see Chadley again, just not on the early side. Oddly enough, tomorrow is the anniversary of his TJ. I think realistically he'll be back in June.
Hope you're right, Nomo-san.
Maybe it's just the Diet Coke talking, but something is starting to seem Scott Elbert-sy about the Billingsley narrative.
@Dusty I find your lack of faith disturbing
Well, maybe if he hadn't done all that weird shit to his elbow BEFORE the surgery, he'd be back by now.
We'll see, Karina. We'll see.
Wait, weren't you just praising my faith a few minutes ago?
(cries)
Sometimes I wish we could have Greinke hitting in every game
Yasiel knows triple!
Greinker double, Puig triple, we're in business.
Stubbs knows Tripel.
That was a huge RBI from Puig. Way to go! 3-1
Rockets lose! Down 2-0!
*Tipples*
Puig gotta grow up. Starting to wonder if he's more trouble then he's worth. Greinke should have bowed out gracefully. Every game he's given up a homer.
@BJ
What did Puig do? Other than the two key RBI?
TE VEO
Joe Torre will go to Kenley Janson in the 9th.
HanRammed!!!!
Hanley!
BJ, respectfully disagree re: Puig.
we make party!
Needed that win
Puig: flipping bat at plate when it wasn't a homer, running into Matt in outfield
I'm firmly in the IDGAS (I don't give a shit) re bat flips camp.
We should be equally as mad at Crawford/Hanley for running into each other last night, then, to be sure.
IDGAS re: bat flips tambien.
IDoGAS 're: missed cutoff. One hand catches. Bad base running.
PGTUP!
Agreed, Neeebs.
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