Josh Beckett (0-0, 2.57) vs. Jordan Lyles (3-0, 3.04).
New team in town! New transfer rules! New Puig biopic! Yes, it's a chance to wipe the slate clean and keep track of two games tonight: Clayton Kershaw starts for the Rancho Cucamonga Quakes against the Lancaster JetHawks, and Beckett faces Lyles at Dodger Stadium.
Beckett has kept his ERA down but hasn't gone longer than five innings in a start this year; Lyles might be a find for Colorado, as he went seven innings in his last start as the Rox beat the (ahem) Phillies, 3-1.
photo via @B_Liebhaber
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Gordon 2B
Puig RF
Ramirez SS
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp CF
Crawford LF
Uribe 3B
Federowicz
Beckett P
That already made my weekend.
Butt FUCK the Guadalupe River Park and Gardens, indeed
Up-fuckery literally! We'll, I'll be dipped in shite...
^well
(Why apple continues to think that is a typo, I'll never know)
I have an awful feeling about this game and series. I can see us being down 7-0 after 2 innings
Karina's boy is only hitting .263. You know he'll break out, Ruiz-style, this series
heh Rockies with the sleeveless jerseys, but with long sleeve undershirts
Nice inning by Samuel Beckett
Vin "...The Dodgers really combed his hair"
uhhhhh there are so many things to say about that bunt attempt by Dee
PUUUUUUIIIIIIIIIIIG!!!!
1-0 good guys!
he donked that one to right center
Hanley always looks like he's hurting himself on his swings
Puig baby Puig.
Trying to get his allstar votes!
fuckaduck Hanley lines one to KB (Karina's Boy) who makes a nice catch
Mike Dunleavey can't be contained tonight
It's weird to hear Vin talk about the year 2020 considering he started with the Dodgers in 1950
It had to be Tulo.
wow, nice play by Hanley in the hole
sheezus Beckett
how do you let that asshole hit one off you?
get the ball down, you chump!
Hmmm. Slugfest tonight.
slugfest
I have a feeling this will be a 1-sided slugfest, aka a rout
that was quick
I remember the days when we used to take a lot of pitches
Epale All!!
@FB...I just got here. I know Russ Martin is Karina's son, but who is her boy? I'm thinking Cargo??
I felt a little dirty when Vin said "Regina"
Howdy Karen!
KB = Cargo = Carlos Gonzales = the NL West SOB that was replaced by Paul Goldschmidt on the top of my "go to hell" list
nice catch, CC!
Thanks FB!!
Dylan Hernandez @dylanohernandez Apr 25
I counted 8700 empty seats while I was trying 6 different vending options before the 3rd inning
@karen that's just what I call him. That may not be part of the SOSG vernacular
SpeeDee!!!
Part of me wants to play him every day, another part of me thinks he is playing this well because he's not playing every day
YEAH BABY!!!
woohoo! Puid drives in Dee from second with a groundball single
Puig
That slugfest picture looks like a SoSG Fest.
Puig RBI #2!
"Speed never has a slump"
"You can't teach height"
Stubbsy is a great cuddler
I never really saw CC play in Tampa or Boston but I have a hard time believing he was considered a great fielder
Very cool story Vin just told about Tulo and his teacher.
nasty breaking ball gets Tulo
wow, great play by FedEx
Nice play by Fedex
Do you like Mike D from the Beastie Boys? Do you hate Screech from Saved by the Bell? Do you want to see their love child? Of course you do. Check out Paul O'Neil these days
The shift shoots down AGon
attaboy, Matty, good patience
I love it when Vin is surprised by things that happen in baseball
Tulo nearly made a great play. he needed a taller second baseman
Pocketfull of dueces: 2 out, 2 on, 2-2 count, 2-2 game
^That was Vin
goddammit, FedEx robbed by a nice play by Arenado
sounded like Clayton did OK tonight. he gave up a homer to some chode but it was his birthday so Clayton probably grooved one for him
Why are the Rockies wearing women's basketball jerseys?
nice inning for Beckett.
I guess it'll be the 6th inning when he falls apart
Swell
Uribe's throws have been low lately
nice work, Samuel and Dee!
oof KB misplayed that one for the first time ever
Hanley with the double...Here we go...
Hanley at second with no outs, soon to be stranded
ooof bad K by AGon
Matty with Outkast for his walkup song
Why yes, MLB.tv, I want a series of still images, not the actual video of the game.
sheezus, AGon, at least hit a grounder to the right. I know you can do that
@Gnomes if you string them together it'll look like some old-timey baseball movie
wow, miracle foul tip to keep Matty alive
for a weak blooper to deep second
ugh, weaksauce
Hanley's lead off double wasted.
Does Beckett realize he's in the 7th inning? Please don't tell him
this is setting up for another bullpen disappointment. I am thinking a Cargo homer off JP
Beckett has settled down nicely. Will we see him in the 8th or will Donnie turn it over to the bullpen?
I love having Uribe hiding in that number 7 spot.
...and UJTD
I know we don't have any bench anymore but Beckett is hitting? I guess we don't have a bullpen either
@karen I agree with you about Uribe. There are definitely worse dudes to have there
Rain starting to come down at DS.
Thought we had a strike 'em out, throw 'em out there.
Good job, Josh.
Way to go Beckett!
haha Vin calling out Robert Moses
Hey Saxy!!
Ottavino's got a frisbee slider
take the walk, YP
Ouch.
@DBT...Don't be a stranger. We miss you.
Was that Hanley K as bad as it looked on Gameday?
cripes Ottavino is a Roogy but for 3 outs
@Gnomes it wasn't that bad, Ottavino threw a nasty pitch that swept right to left. It looked like a nasty lefty vs Dre but reversed
Cmon fellas, let's finish this off
@Gnomes...It was pretty sad.
@Karen I miss y'all too!
2-2 home half of the ninth. It's getting good. Sudden death time
Adrian looked fooled on that one.
they gonna leave him in vs Kemp so he can face CC next?
Boone Logan, the man with 2 first and last names
@DBT...My baby bro is in the same situation you are. He and friends are hanging in a pizza place to see the game.
Cmon Matty, you can hit this lefty chump
Nooo Matty!!
Boone Logan... sounds like a vinter of fine wines
no way, blue!
that said, first questionable call all night
@FB was up? I'm in the dark over here
TAKE THE WALK!
yo DBT!
I finally have the advantage of not being in the Dodger's market
LET HIM WALK YOU!
just
like
that
Cmon, Juanny!
heh a guy still wearing a Furcal jersey
Extras...
extras? what's that? we never play extra innings
Is it still "free beisbol" if I can't watch the extra innings?
will Donnie let Perez pitch some more or is it Jamey in for a while. if he's gonna go with Jamey it better be a double switch because he'd be up soon
ahh Dre's gonna bat second in the 10th
@DBT it's more like "negative beisbol" because we stink in extras
the rain is for real. what the hell is going on out there?
Let Greinke bat!
Take the walk, Timmy!
Let Greinke bat!
attaboy, Dre!
Yasiel jonesing for a chance here.
that'll do, Dee
C'mon Dee
LeMayHyoo doesn't make that play if the dirt isn't wet because of the rain
poke it somewhere, kid!
bah
fudge
fuck, Blackmon is due too
Damn Rockies are a lot better than I thought.
son of a c
every bearded Rockie lefty from now on will make me think he's Todd Helton
Dammit Donnie! Wright could have done that shit
Oh crap. FB called a JP v Cargo match up awhile ago
ooh here it is, Cargo's gonna homer off Howell to put me over the edge
Fuck everyone who is not a Dodgers fan.
That is all.
Donnie tossing in the towel. Brings League in.
Hopefully we mirror last year when we sucked big smelly donkey balls right up until we were very good.
more batters for Wright, less for JP
NOMO SMASH!
can we have some realtalk here? I tuned tonight in so I can watch Brandon League
Anyone else headed to the Yard tomorrow night?
Of course League walks the bases loaded. Christ.
STILL only 1 out.
THROW STRIKES YOU INKED UP MEATSACK THAT ZOMBIES WON'T EVEN EAT!!!
Good play Dee.
I wish they would have a take a sucker punch at League give-away night.
It's not like we can even limit them to a one- or two-run lead and have a breath of a chance of coming back. Everything just has to fall apart.
miracle double play gets us out of the top of the last inning
Fuck, and the Rockets won.
Ha! Dee looked like he was gonna kill a motherfucker.
We can beat LaTroy but maybe we should save it for later
Hanley raises our hope, reminds us how much our bullpen has sucked
When do we play AZ again?
Carl swinging at everything
Wow, Hanley & AGon! So we're only going to lose by one?
A-Gon can't stop hitting HRs and RBI. Everyone else, rub him like a magic lamp.
We needed Matty to still be in the 5 spot in the 11th.
Vintage Dodgers. Bad enough to lose, good enough to lose by only one run.
I HATE losing games like this one.
we are playing like a bunch of brokedick dogs. this has to get better, right?
gnite all
I am tired of this
There's a precedent, at least, FB.
@FB
It gets better.
http://youtu.be/nX1EadNF9v0
FedEx: 0-for-4, 3 LOB.
Weak sauce.
It gets better...when we jettison most of the dead weight in that video.
Except you, Hiro. I still miss you.
There goes my Hiro (cries)
42 is on HBO Family. I'm still impressed by the Branch Rickey Muppet.
Rancho Cucamonga-iendo would be a cool phrase to use.
PGTUP
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