Tuesday, July 19, 2011

Game 97 Thread: July 19 @ Giants, 7p

Rubby De La Rosa (3-4, 3.74) vs. Madison Bumgarner (4-9, 3.74).

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[Sax's note] Hey Orel, why the Latin? If there was ever a time for the Dodgers to turn their season around and at least embrace a spoiler role if not vie for the playoffs, that time was...probably about forty or so games ago. Okay. Q.E.D.

67 comments:

Jason said...

Gwynn - LF
Furcal - SS
Rivera - RF
Kemp - CF
Miles - 2B
Uribe - 3B
Loney - 1B
Barajas - C
De La Rosa - P

Annus horribilis Dodgers.

Neeebs said...

Jibberish.

Mr. Customer said...

Do we have to?

Spank said...

Back up in dis bish!

Damn,KCAL game.

Back out of dis bish!

Steve Sax said...

Greg Halman (SEA, HR) badge in the house!

And I think Jeremy Hellickson (TB, 6 Ks) just got me my 200th badge!!!

Josh S. said...

Found out that my work firewall is somehow impeding my badge collection.

Josh S. said...

What the fucking fuck is going on behind home plate?

Josh S. said...

Sweet fucking crap.

Jason said...

Tuned in just in time to see Belt's home run clear the fence.

Then came a single

Then came a wild pickoff throw.

I think I should tune out, now.

Josh S. said...

Crawford looks like Ethier's evil clone.

Jason said...

Tuned back in and saw Loney hit a double. What the hell is going on?

Jason said...

Barajas percussus per pice

Jason said...

Vin just referred to Wallach as a dutch uncle. I had to look that one up.

Jason said...

Gwynn: Dupla rectae

Jason said...

Dodgers cum plumbum

Jason said...

Juan Rivera est lentis

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

We're winning? Bullshit!

Josh S. said...

Expecto Patronum!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Deus Ex Machina!

Fred's Brim said...

Will Clark, discedere ad inferos

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Sweet Jeebus, we're still winning?

Josh S. said...

Nope.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I now have a Madison Asscollect badge. Booooooo!

Alex said...

Dodgers/Giants baseball always matters.

Josh S. said...

"McDonald's gem fuels first-place Bucs"

(cries)

Alex said...

BTW F McCourt still...

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Alex said...

i think i might just pick up my fernando bobblehead nest tuesday and leave...

no i wont.

ill stay for the whole thing and watch kuroda get no run support and loose...

all while being 15 beers in by the middle of the 7th.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I hate Brandon Belt's stupid Gameday face.

Alex said...

...thats if Kuroda is still a Dodger by next tuesday.

DodgersKings323 said...

lol, i wanted to do that for the Ethier game but made it to the 8th. Then i left early for the first time ever because i had a fever/headache.

Dusty Baker said...

Wash yer hai.....


(cries like a schoolgirl)

Dusty Baker said...

We

Dusty Baker said...

Really

Dusty Baker said...

Suck

Dusty Baker said...

Balls

Dusty Baker said...

Hard

Alex said...

eff...

37

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I hate both of these teams.

Josh S. said...

It huuuuuurrrrrrtssssss.

Alex said...

JERRY, JERRY, JERRY

Save us Jerry Sands you're our only hope.

Alex said...

homophones are fun just ask the Giants

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

It's games like this that make me wish the regular season ended now.

Dusty Baker said...

I have no more negativity left. I've used it all up. But, there's no positivity left either, if it ever existed. I'm left with...nothingness.

(achieves Nirvana)

Dusty Baker said...

I hate seeing all those people at Gnats stadium!

Dusty Baker said...

45

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

46

Josh S. said...

Look, I don't think they'll contend (nor should they, because then Frank will never leave), but they could at least be a little more sporadic with the suck. Don't feed it to us in steaming bowlfuls. Give us an entertaining game every 3 or so.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

FUCK YOU, KRAMPUS

NicJ said...

Giants fans are maturing.

I heard a "let's go giants" chant slipped in between the many "beat LA" chants.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Le sigh.

Josh S. said...

Captain Clu...fuck.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

AH KRAMPUS BADGE NOT CLEAN NOT CLEAN

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

(cries)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

54

Fernie V said...

Where's an all star break when you need it.

Fernie V said...

Nic j change your damn avatar I am blaming his slump on your ass.

Josh S. said...

At least I can enjoy NicJ vs. Joe Block on Twitter for the rest of the season.

Jason said...

On the suckitude scale of 1 to 10, today was a 843. Thank you shitty job for making me cancel a first date with a girl I like for the second time in less than a week. Thank you shitty Seattle public transit for ensuring I had the maximum 30 minute wait for the transfer between buses to get home after said shitty workday. And finally, thank you Dodgers for losing to the fucking Giants to cap the night.

Surliness factor: immeasurable

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Note to self: Do not piss off Jason.

@Josh - It's hilarious how Joe Block says there are three productive outfielders, when you could make a convincing case that there's really only one.

Jason said...

I'm so glad I don't follow Joe Block. Every time I see someone retweet him I want to punch my phone which is shockingly hard to do.

*misses phone and punches bar*

Fernie V said...

I now watch the standing to see if we have as many loses and the gnats have wins. We have a two game lead.

Josh S. said...

Joe Block wished my bro-in-law a happy birthday today. That was kinda cool.

Dusty Baker said...

There ARE three productive outfielders. It's just that only one plays for the Dodgers.

DodgersKings323 said...

Waiting for the day where the recap just says "This team sucks, goodnight"

Pistol Pete Reiser said...

(putting on brave, positive face)

Another day, another chance to hurl insults at Giants fans that they'll never understand.

Dusty Baker said...

That's the attitude, PPR! If we can't beat 'em, hurl pejoratives. And if by the favor of the gods we do beat them, then we also hurl pejoratives.

Fernie V said...

If this were any other sport I would be looking forward to a high draft pick next year. Baseball is a crap shoot, especially ith this dumbass (I will no longer say his name), cut spending on scouting.