The Dodgers have the chance to go into the All-Star Break with a four-game winning streak, which would be our first of the YEAR. And all we have to do to earn that is get past the frozen food entrees of Stauffer, who has served up piping hot wins in each of his last three starts. Now, it's promising that the Padres haven't scored a run against us in the first two games of this series; in fact, the Dodgers haven't allowed a run in our last 27 innings. But do you think we can counter with...Lilly? Really?
Sunday, July 10, 2011
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Dusty up in dis bish!
I had a Stoffer' Mac and beef dinner on Friday night when the rest of the fam was out and I didn't feel like cooking. Do NOT buy and eat this. It was utter fucking tripe.
Gwynn LF
Furcal SS
Ethier RF
Kemp CF
Loney 1B
Uribe 3B
Navarro C
Miles 2B
Lilly P
Mr. Customer LF
Karina SS
Mr. F RF
Fred's Brim CF
Spank 1B
Karen 3B
NicJ C
Prof. Dittmore 2B
rbnlaw P
I am the bullpen catcher today.
Let's get four in a row!!!!
I will drink four beers in a row.
Headed to my MEX cantina for lunch, both solid and liquid, and to catch some of Dodgers game.
Boston and Bmore in a bizarro Dodgers-Pads game. 7-6 bottom of the fourth.
All due respect, Skip, but you can go straight to hell.
@Josh - You're on the bench until you can improve your average.
I am perfectly aware of the paradox.
Fuck The Padres!
And Ted Lilly!
On a barstool, Vinny!
@ Josh
You can take my place at 1B. I sprained my ankle kicking Loney's ass.
Lilly did not give up a homerun in the first inning. What is kinda crap is that?
Tony Toni Tone!
Fookie can't bunt. Let him k
Okay but that was lucky. A first inning run?
Just saw those WWC highlights. Marta and the lame refs lost the crowd. USA!
I just realized Dre only has 7 homeruns.Trade him,Ned!
No soccer allowed in the GT.
Hesitation killed the Gwynn.
Shit.
That might have been our only shot until a penalty kick.
Uribe and Dinner the Donut Duo!
Dioner can't even get a double right, since the ground rule part stranded Uribe.
I loved how Vin said, "You wouldn't expect Uribe and Navarro to beat you..." (reflecting on yesterday's game).
Lilly gave up a daytime homer. I will now die from shock.
What a surprise. Jacque Cousteau gets taken deep again.
Lilly stops the Dodgers' shutout streak at 29 innings. Great.
Lilly gives it up more often than Jessica Alba on a film shoot.
Stauffer's a little off right now.
S Green sitting next to Uncle Tommy today.
Stauffer's: Nothing's coming closer to home (plate). Walked the bases loaded.
RUN(S)
2-1!!!! We suck slightly less than our opponents do!
I fucking love Matt Kemp!
Balls.
3 walks, 3 ground outs, a throwing error by the opponent, 2 runs...your 2011 Dodger offense, folks.
I hate those guys.
Getting sleepy....
45
Are you making fun of me, Rizz?
Ted Lilly badge!
Is-is that good?
E takes it out of the Yard!
@Marla
No. That's bad.
We need more power!
Dodgers first home run in 244843 innings!
We do need more power. It's either more HRs or we have to bring down the force shields.
Wait that means they haven't hit one since...1843. My math is wrong. Stupid math.
Some scary lookin' stuff from KJ
Exactly, Paul. They haven't hit once since the Rounders era.
Oh man, I just fell asleep and dreamed the Dodgers were up by a ton and had blown the game open.
Still, I'll take it.
Metaphorically speaking, a Dodger game with a home run and a lead IS blowing the game open, I suppose
"Luke Gregersen is throwing up in the Padre bullpen." - Vinny
He probably has heatstroke, Dusty
Little guy is teething and it is 100 outside. I really need a Dodger sweep to keep my sanity which might be gone already.
KJ lookin good.
@Paul: Teething fucking sucks.
@Josh
Indeed.
Miles is going for that Jason Werth homeless guy look. I do that once in awhile.
Dammit Miles right when I was giving you a compliment!
@Paul
Yeah, I noticed Carroll was teething, too.
Whoopsy Daisy!
Blammo Dre!
Pow! Er!
Dammit they scored 6 this weekend!
Was that strike 3 a strike?
#I'llTakeIt
Penalty Kicks!
SWEEP MOFOS!!!!!!!!!
FUCK THE PADRES!!!!!!
We make first 4-game winning streak of the year party!
WEEP!
Oh wait, I mean
SWEEP!
Out of the basement party as well!!!
(cri.....)
Wait! Stop! (Hammer Time)
(makes party)
Out of sobriety party tambien.
@Spanky
Translation? You used a word I don't understand.
^heh
^ and the word I didn't know wasn't tambien
Hey Mr. tambien man, slam a shot for me.
@ White Chocolate
Que?
What is this... win... streak?
Good one,Borrachmo. I get the Birds reference.
@Spank
"sobriety"
Holy shit boys a sweep, a four game winning streak, my summer just got better this week.
Mmmm.... sweepy goodness. Now it's off to the neighborhood party's beer garden. Hooray for beer!
@ World B.
I knew you understood that word. Gotcha!
@ Jason
I'll be right there.
*hitchhikes*
Oh, and glad I could come in and eat innings in a quiet sort of way.
Thanks, Marla.
To wrap up a comment I made yesterday: While at Disneyland yesterday, I made a note of every MLB cap I saw while enjoying my day at the Happiest Place on Earth. Final score: Saw caps of all but two MLB teams.
Can you guess them?
Dodgers and Angels.
Expos and Senators.
Giants still suck!!! All-Star break edition.
No real (non-sarcastic guesses)?
Marlins and D backs?
Astros and Rockies
Hold on don't post the answer yet!
Twins and Astros
100!
Cc:karina
@Spank
Well god dammit, I was supposed not to have posted the answer yesterday. A+ for you for reading comprehension/retention and/or research skills.
Astros and Twins were two I didn't see. Finally saw a Rockies, though I think it was a gang hat not an actual Rockies supporter.
Keep it down in this GT! You all are making so much noise, you'd think we have a four-game winning streak or something!
And get off my lawn!
I am still so jazzed for that USA WWC victory I can't sleep.
@ World B.
It's a shame I do not use said skills to hook up with Minka.Or,to be more accurate,her breasts.
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