Clayton Kershaw (9-4, 3.03) vs. Joe Saunders (6-7, 3.86).
Three Dodgers in particular didn't have to move very far following Tuesday night's All-Star Game, scheduled to pick up this weekend series with Arizona at Chase Field and the Dodgers riding a season-high four-game winning streak. Kershaw is coming off a scoreless inning of work Tuesday against the American League, fanning David Ortiz and getting Robinson Cano and Alex Avila to ground to first. Colonel Saunders, on the other hand, has probably been spending the time getting extra crispy at the Phoenician pool on vacation. Let's see who gets fried tonight.
120 comments:
Furcal 6
Uribe 5
Ethier 9
Kemp 8
Rivera 7
Loney 3
Navarro 2
Carroll 4
Kershaw 1.
Huh? A game? Oh yeah!
Chicken Dioner!
I don't want them to play, I have been on cloud 9 for the past week.
Uribe in the two hole?
Uribe in the two hole gets us that much closer to the dream lineup that forms some combination of the FUCK acronym.
Also, it will launch a thousand "Urine in the two hole" jokes.
At least Kemp isn't being protected by a proven joke.
He's now being protected by an expected joke.
I think the Nedster, has him there cause the Giants want to see him bat with some protection behind him. He will probably trade him for some injured player Jason Schmidt.
hey josh, carroll should be batting third and Ethier behind Kemp for protection. Yahtzee!
Furcal
Uribe
Carroll
Kemp
Ethier
Rivera
Kershaw
Ellis
Loney
@Fernie V: what do you have against Urkel?
I am so psyched to have another Dodger game on, yet I'm t have a function tonight. Sigh.
Reminder: Ten people still have not registered their teams for SoSG FF.
DO IT. DO IT NOW.
The other ten people don't want none of this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_aiAdL8yy1Q&feature=related
I know I don't, Spank.
Stevo, I hate all Giants and Braves, current and former.
Meet the second half, same as the first half.
CANNON ARM, ENGAGE!
Oh yeah baby, this is how we do it.
Heheheh.
3 year contract.
What is this ff you speak of
HOLY SHIT! I thought the game started at 7.
What is this -- base ball -- you speak of?
BRING IT!
Dusty finally up in dis bish!
ps- On the sofa, Vinny!
@Marla
Please let me know password so I can register for fantasy mediocrity.
What happened to my avi? Actually, it's an accurate representation of my week.
Heh heh - Lone Butte
Rivera is trying to outproduce the other nine guys who have played left this year in one night.
Not a difficult task.
I love these guys who have always wanted to be dodgers, freakin Rivera is playing out of his mind. Hopefully, he doesn't blow his wad and get old fast like Barrajas.
Juan Rivera ladies and gents
The Blue is well represented in the crowd tonight.
Kiss Kershaws ass,y'all!
Ah Josh, don't remind me I was suppose to be there.
Matthew!
Holy crap kemp crushed that ball.
Where was that on Monday, Matty?
Lucas, as he was leaving the living room to be put to bed, "A'bye, Dodgers!"
That is so awesome re: Lucas, Josh.
My dad's been trying to get him to say Yankees. We're going to have words.
@Josh
That's fine, if his next learned word is "suck."
That dude in the Luxor commercial has possibly the worst haircut I've ever seen.
@Josh
But you've seen Dee Gordon's haircut, right?
Matty!
I'm abt 20 mins behind.
^On the game, and in life.
I had to tag in on the putting the kid to bed process. I missed the two out madness.
Wu-Tang,Bishes!
Wu-Tang Forever, Spank!
I feel like eating onion rings and hot wings.
#Owings
Wha hoppen?
DB No Photo
the sad part is i can't even remember what my avi was supposed to be.
Dammit, this is too close
Oh, wait, the sad part is that we suck.
Kuo's left arm recycling price is up to 5 cents a pound.
Whoopsie Daisy. It is now back down to 2 cents a pound.
when did badges start featuring pitchers?
cc: sax
What the hell was THAT?
Why am I not nervous? Must be the booze.
Deuces be wild, yo.
Yes!
And now we make PARTY!!!
We make reluctant party.
I'll make more party!
I need a major renovation of my handle and avi.
And attitude.
Hey, we won!
@Dusty - Email me for password.
(cries tears of joy like an Intervention rehab acceptance)
@ Marla
Niekro,just send him the password already.
^please
Yeah, Marla, you can't proactively just break a password off for a brother? I gotta beg?
*gets on knees*
Fine.
(crosses arms)
Spank: Send me the password because its not in my inbox.
I don't even have your email, Neeebs, so you have no excuses.
I missed Dodger baseball (involving Kemp and Kershaw).
@Spank - the new avatar is strong!
Team Baker is in.
@Needs - even your mom is already in on the fantasy league.
*ducks*
Is this really going to be a 20 team league? You really can't have more than 12 or the dilution of talent will be woeful.
@Neeebs
Are you talking about the NBA?
18 teams, and yes, it will be a very deep league. I was hoping to keep it to 14, but a lot of people wanted to join, so I reluctantly expanded the membership drive.
Besides, it adds a few wrinkles to everything. More players to keep an eye on, three divisions, etc.
What Marla said,Needs.
@Neeebs - Also,
EMAIL ME FOR THE FRIGGIN PASSWORD.
God dammit, Neeebs, help a commissioner out!
I can't do an 18 team league. Im a FF snob. You should split it into two leagues. Just saying.
^culero
Nine people are already registered, I can't delete the league once it's been created, two leagues will invariably split people apart from those they wish to compete with, two leagues would be uneven since there's 18, and IT'S FOR FRIGGIN FUN. 75% OF US BASTARDS DON'T KNOW WHTAT THE HELL WE'RE DOING. NICJ BATTLED FOR LAST PLACE FOR JEEBUS' SAKE.
THE GRAND PRIZE WAS A 2008 JUAN PIERRE CARD.
Put the password in the basket!
75% is a bit of an understatement, Commish.
Im out.
goddammit.
Don't fall for it W, it's a bluff.
Come on Neeebs. Don't punk out.
Give Neebs the first pick to keep him.
I have a feeling more people are going to flake out. Must have been my 5:30pm comment.
I was going to give all participants a consolation prize, but I guess Neeebs doesn't want it.
What about you, Fernie V?
Neeebs is holding out for more money and better rookie compensation.
@Steve, ok maybe I don't hate Urine as much as I once did. Manny Mota said he was trying to hard and I tried to like him. He isn't giving me a choice, 1 for 5 batting .206.
Neeebs is the Marvin Miller of Fantasy Football.
What's the consolation prize?
How many teams you at?
20 can be to many.
100!
Cc:karina
Dammit FV!
Whoa...I was JUST typing the same exact thing, Spank.
*drinks*
I'll take it, I'm in.
The consolation prize is my eternal gratitude and a pizza party at Shakey's.
Hit me up on the email, FV. You can find it in my profile.
She didn't offer anything, I got a little Cosmo Kramer in me sometimes.
So how many teams you at?
18 spots open, and nine already taken.
I mean, 18 spots total.
Neeebs' mom still open
(ducks)
This may eliminate me but having trouble getting that email.
here: lasportsscene@gmail.com
Mr La SF: owe you a post about the FF league, sorry I'm late on this....
Bad,Dusty.Bad.
FIVE IN A ROW ALL YOU HATERS
@Sax - Wrong thread. You want the one with the guy complaining about us complaining about the French Fries.
Yeah Sax, your looking for comments like, "I'm very upset about what you said about my coat. I made it outta your mother's pubic hair." You won't find it here, except for dusty on neebs mom.
Hey Man, we won how cool is that, and you were worried about the game.
Goddamn! karina joined the league. Wassup, you bishes!
Won't you pour me a Cuban Breeze,Gretchen?
Try to hang on,Maxine......
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