NL STARTING LINEUP
- Rickie Weeks (Brewers), 2B
- Carlos Beltran (Mets), DH
- Matt Kemp (Dodgers), CF
- Prince Fielder (Brewers), 1B
- Brian McCann (Braves), C
- Lance Berkman, (Cardinals), RF
- Matt Holliday (Cardinals), LF
- Troy Tulowitzki (Rockies), SS
- Scott Rolen (Reds), 3B
- Roy Halladay (Phillies), SP
AL STARTING LINEUP
- not Derek Jeter (Yankees), CF
- not Derek Jeter (Yankees), SS
- not Derek Jeter (Yankees), 1B
- not Derek Jeter (Yankees), RF
- not Derek Jeter (Yankees), LF
- not Derek Jeter (Yankees), 3B
- not Derek Jeter (Yankees), DH
- not Derek Jeter (Yankees), 2B
- not Derek Jeter (Yankees), C
- not Derek Jeter (Yankees), SP
Kemp: Christian Petersen/Getty Images, Ethier: Paul Buck/EPA
82 comments:
Who is this Der3k Jeter person of whom you speak?
I know some writers were giving Jeter some guff over not showing up to the All-Star Game but I don't mind it at all. Him being there would take the attention away from the rest of the All-Stars like Matt Kemp.
Plus I hate Jeter.
Also, I can't picture Jeter spending any time at Fraser Field in Lynn, MA.
Jeter or no Jeter, it is kinda BS that you can decline and still go down in history as an All-Star.
Far be it from me to question the selection process, but the dessicated husk of Jeter (he of the .683 OPS) has ALMOST as much reason to be there as, say, Maicer Izturis.
/stat licker
Jeter proved you wrong, Mr. C. His 5-for-5 performance was evidence that he is still a premier player; all the media outlets tell me so.
The saddest part of Jeter's 5 for 5 day is that his last hit broke a tie, depriving him of going at least 8 for 8.
Do I dare make a commenter All Star lineup?
Sure, if you want me to yell at you for benching me again.
You make a tempting offer...
Marla World Peace (2B)
Spank (DH)
World B. Dusty (CF)
Paul (1B)
Mr. Customer (C)
Jason (RF)
Josh S. (LF)
rbnlaw (SS)
Fernie V (3B)
Steve K (SP)
YOU ARE THE MATT HOLLIDAY OF THE LINEUP!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Aw, nuts.
I find it hard to believe that karina was not voted in as a starter.
She was, but she hit the 15-day DL with a case of employment.
Psh. I play through employment.
i voted for karina
Cross-promotion for Moneyball!
Every damn year, I still can't believe Michael Young gets onto the All Star team. It boggles the mound.
Oh good, Buck and Suck are going to tell us important things about this game.
Buck and Suck are unaware of Toronto's existence.
BBison!
So far, Matt Kemp is the ASG MVP.
Nut Man!
That was All Star caliber fail.
Cliff Lee's in now. Followed by Cole Hamels, then Roy Oswalt, and closed by Brad Lidge.
Yes, let's celebrate a pitcher hitting one out in a band box.
Two guys have to get on base this inning for Kemp to have another shot.
Seriously, Suck? Jeter's 3000th hit was a "local celebration?"
Balls.
Awesomeness! You caught a baseball!
That's smart!
I thought Kemp was going to nail someone.
Kemp 1.000 OBP!
Woot!
Boom! The NL is not losing!
That was pretty cool.
Sittdown you fuck
Suck it, Papi.
Late comment: He got all of that one.
EK with the Tom hanks hairdo
Clayton with the nice inning.
Can we trade for Votto?
Way to go, Starlin.
Dre's up
epale everyone!
SO PROUD of our All-Star KKershaw!
ANDRE FOR MVP
Davey Lopes must be the 1B coach.
@Marla can I enter the game later? :(
@Sax thank you! I voted for you too
ps leaving work "early" to watch the All-Star Game rocks :)
at least the Dodgers are representing!
@Karina - Nobody's entering yet. Just saying that they're in.
@Marla as you say!
WHAT? no badges for the All-Star game?
#badgeholic
Is Blogger broken or is everyone just really quiet?
Been busy.
What Josh said.
Right when i come back to the game they bring in a fucking Padre.
I hope he blew his fucking hammy.
If Hanrahan closes the ASG, it will represent another jab at the Dodgers unwillingness to exercise patience with young starts, and why management prefers Eugenio Velez, Casey Blake and Juan Rivera.
The game ends after this half-inning, right? No vomit-inducing over-bearded closers needed.
*young stars, not starts
Oops. Didn't see Hanrahan warming.
That was less of a jab, and more of a mild tap.
Oyster Pube Beard is in now.
Lousy Krampus, saves meaningless game.
at least Hanrahan is making me very happy on fantasy
*cries*
*squats and shits in Wilson's beard*
Epale Karina!
*blushes*
72!
right now on ESPN:
the NL West standings
*CRIES*
Well, it was boring as shit, but at least our guys looked good.
In other news, it looks like Nic's Twitter got hacked.
According to Jon Heyman, K-Rod was traded to Milwaukee.
And it's for two PTBNL. Brewers must have taken on his whole contract.
Uh, don't they have a closer?
I hate when I have to work through a game. Looks like our guys did a nice job for themselves, thank God.
MLBTR has more info on that
http://bit.ly/pOKAeG
The Mets are 11 games back of first in their division, and they're selling at the All Star break.
TAKE THE HINT, NED.
I swear it looks like Timmeh actually washed his hair.
I don't like the way Dre Day talked about playing at home all the freakin time.
Marla am I playing 3rd for the beard or urine.
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