Friday, April 01, 2011

The Jimbo's Keep On Coming...

Here's the next batch, sans proof-reading...

Pre-Jimbo Screenname: MR.F

Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo

Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: Article II (b): "We will first overtake the planet; then the universe; then your soul" Because of its philosophical comments about metaphysics. The soul lies within someone, but the article implies it's bigger than the universe! How can that be? Perhaps it implies that one must first conquer the physical world before the spiritual world. Whatever the case, it is clear that Jimbos ponder the profound mysteries of the human condition.

How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: I won't. I'll just TAKE TAKE TAKE!

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Pre-Jimbo Screenname: FB

Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo

Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: Article III (b): "No Jimbo left behind." Jimbo's get a lot of behind and that's the way I like it.

How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: I have lots of behind to give, both right and left behind

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Pre-Jimbo Screenname: MRLASC

Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo

Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: Article III (b): Article III (b): No Jimbo left behind (no explanation offered)

How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: I will bake my world-famous jimbo brownies. They mix chocolate and vanilla with a hint of raspberry filling.

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Pre-Jimbo Screenname: Pistol Pete Reiser

Post-Jimbo Screenname: Jimbo

Which is your favorite article of the Hey Jimbo! Manifesto and why?: The part about being "firm but fair"... it made me giggle.

How will you give back to the Jimbo community?: I will sleep with Jimbo Cameron, Jimbo Tracy, and that Jimbo Ford (Sawyer) dude from "Lost" (that one's for the ladies...). Then, I'll compile the most unseemly aspects of each encounter into the format of a coffee-table book for general marketing purposes in conjunction with the obligatory sex tapes, web sites, talk-show circuit appearances and, ultimately, a hosting gig on SNL. Then, I will retire from show-biz life and raise as many God-fearing Jimbos as I can muster, with my man-wife, Gabe Kapler.

9 comments:

Jimbo said...

Hey Jimbo!

Can this be the Jimbo's's theme song?

Jimbrowski by the Jungle Brothers

Mr. LA Sports Jimbo said...

Hey, I can buy the sonsofstevegarvey.com domain on GoDaddy.com!

Jimbo said...

This Jimbo thinks another Jimbo should proofread this post.

Jimbo said...

Jimbo!

Jimbo said...

@Jimbo 1:52 - yes, you're right, there's some repetition in there.

Not the only occurrence of repetition of the day, I might add.

I'll correct...

Dusty Baker said...

Oh my god, why don't you just start a blog about Jimbo and report news about Jimbo on that blog?

Jimbo said...

This Jimbo suspects that the top commenters list includes all other Jimbos. ie, the top commenters list is not tied to different accounts but includes everybody named Jimbo.

Jimbo said...

The esteemed Jimbo has correctly deduced the situation.

Dusty Baker said...

Jimbo -SS
Jimbo - LF
Jimbo - 2B
Jimbo - CF
Jimbo - 1B
Jimbo - 3B
Jimbo - RF
Jimbo - C
Jimbo - P