Hiroki Kuroda (3-2. 3.21) vs. Tim Stauffer (0-1, 3.21).
Kuroda against the Boys from Pipco — I mean Petco — seems like a good combination to me. What's even better is when players other than Kemp and Ethier show up at the plate. Hey, even the bridesmaids of the batting order have to contribute. And while Broxton may be the butt of Dodger fans' ire right now, expect to see him in a save situation. Those are the key players for the Dodgers; let's hope they don't get upstaged by the Padres tonight.
154 comments:
she is hot. that is all.
Super hot.... for a commoner.
Stomach status: okay?
@MrF: I went down with a leg injury today. Shit.
Tau. Dau.
Miles 4
Sands 7
Pippa 9
Kemp 8
Uribe 5
Loney 3
Barajas 2
Carroll 6
Kuroda
Susan Boyle is hotter than Kate.
According to Deaspin, we've got an armless guy throwing out the first pitch tonight?
Broxton should still be worried.
@Mr F 4:30p: If Pippa frequented SoSG, I assume you would have written:
"Super hot... for a commenter."
Loney, homerun, book it.
I am 10% correct in my dodger homerun predictions and 90% correct in my Pat Burrell homerun predictions....
@Mr. F
Predisposition towards hotness is not a trait I typically associate with european aristocracy. Commoners at least have a fighting chance.
Fuck the commoners.
In this case, I mean it literally.
Hey I don't want to just sit around bitching about badges.
But I will.
What is the story on how long it takes to post? I should have a JD Drew double badge (I wasn't even faking - I had it open in a browser tab and was following wen it happened), but didn't get credit. I did, however, get credit for a Chris Getz single when I was browsing for Pippa Middleton picture or two. What gives?
If anyone disrespects this no-arm dude throwing out the first pitch, I'm going to rip your arms off.
Ahhhh fucking commoners.
I didn't get the Drew V… I mean badge either.
Is there a Derek Lowe bender badge?
Luke Wilson's throwing out the first pitch?
YES! Lucas says "Dosh!" when I show him Dodgers gear!
I hope I can get a video, but he tries to take my phone every time I shoot with it.
True story guys, Giants suck.
Actually, having SoSG drinking badges is one hell of an idea.
On the sofa, Vinny!
Hey that is how I say Dodgers after a night at the bar!!
Hope you get the video Josh.
Correction: "Doshish." I wasn't hearing the second syllable at first.
Oh hell yeah, Mr. C.
Neeebs would suggest a Pisco badge. I a Colt 45 badge. Steel Reserve, of course. Hendrick's Gin for Mr. C. Oban in the house. etc etc
cc: SosG IT team
Cheers to the wee lad, Josh!
Two syllables? Oh well the kid is beyond my comprehension when I am deep in Irish Catholic whiskey
Luke shares a lot of characteristics with people leaving a bar: the stumbling, the drool, the soiled undergarments.
Who thought of the idea to put a sticky note on bud light bottles? And please tell me they didn't get paid for that idea.
Luke's still more coherent than Nick Nolte.
Sounds like my prom night, Josh. And man was I mad at her.
Dusty Baker: not the pride of Princeton
Nice start
Papelbon and Swisher? My TV just exploded from the high D bag factor.
More Aaron Miles leadoff goodness!
(cries)
Feel tha mimosa/
Taiwan will touch your heart
(sighs)
*Remember the good old days of crappy product placement at DS*
Epale everyone!
you've all got your wits high tonight, I can't keep up but I'll enjoy :)
Four pitches, three outs.
Epale, K!
Yes, we are high tonight. Or something like that.
Hola Karen!
Come on Bison!
Piss on it Urine!
I'll consider that a homerun for Loney.
Holy SHIT! Venebles' dad play baseball? WOW!
Rox beat 'Rates.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but Pod Rays have more LHWGs than we do.
Namaste, Mother effers.
I read that in a book.
Now back to this one.
She's quite hot! I just wanted to add the commoner joke.
Wow, O-dog sucks this year, don't he.
.238?
Whattup, RBN?
Surly status: mild
Beer status: Sam Adam Noble Pils
Future booze status: gin/tonic
was watching the game on tv,but directv lost the signal :(
Watch through us, Karina. Watch through us.
Got 'em! Sittdown and quit talkin', O Dog.
Well, I guess I can expect that to be half possible.
Nervy bit of pitching there, Hiro!
There goes my Hiro!
DB,
Gotta grab some of that Noble Pils.
Beer status: Sam Adams BL.
Looking for gin.
@RBN
If you have a gin witching stick, it would surely point you to my liquor cabinet. I believe I have the market cornered, like the old geezers with orange juice futures in TRADING PLACES.
DRE DAY!
Dre Day!!
26
dre day
"Keep streak alive!"
-Jesse Jackson
Wondered why I was drawn to the northwest, DB.
I'm actually interested for Urine's at bat.
Rancho Uriendo!
JLo!
(takes run)
(cries)
No GIDP! Damn, I wanted that JLo badge.
Come on, Tarjetas!
Deck of Cards is due for a bomb.
He definitely bombed.
Dammit!!!
We are officially Ethier, Kemp, and 6 other guys who couldn't hit water if they fell out of a fucking canoe.
To quote Tommy.
Damn. No one in the Yard tonight. So sad.
I'll be there tomorrow. Anyone else?
To be fair, Uribe's been hitting well lately.
GOD DAMMIT!
Great play, Dre.
Nice try, Dre.
SonofashitOreldoesn'tlikemetotype.
Damm Dre. Showing some D
Hooray for 'Dre!
I don't want to earn badges when they happen against the Dodgers :(
@karina
I know. I hate having that Ludwick badge now.
I hate you so much, Miles.
Jon Heyman: UNFOLLOW
Can't take it any more. Let me know if I miss anything.
Follow this.
I usually do my scratchin late.
If Sands does not get a hit in this game and makes the start tomorrow,The Game Thread will feel my fucking wrath. That is a guarantee.
Sands' grandfather wearing an Ebbitts Field t-shirt at the Yard tonight. Strong!
He also has a Duke Snider model little league glove that he's had since childhood.
(cries)
Fuck Sands
the fact that Jerry Sands is probably a third generation Dodgers fan make me to support him in the good and the bad
Runners get no love these days. Days of tie goes to runner are over, except on the sandlot.
Kempin' ain't easy.
My grandpa had a shotgun that he had since he was little....
Kemp was safe!
Just glad Kemp didn't get thrown out. We cant afford that.
On the replay, Kemp stared at the ball for a bit before running. Had he run on contact, he'd have been safe all the way.
Can't really rag on him, though. That carom off the leg was stare-worthy.
@ Karina
I have a long speech ready to publish in tomorrows GT on Sands on why we keep putting him out there. Your comment just added another couple paragraphs.
Uh-oh. Spanky is working on a manifesto.
#Unabomber
We should put Loney in left field!!
Urination.
@Paul
Of another team.
A Spankofesto?
@Paul
That is the story of my junior high days.
I got a Wide Eyes badge. He is 0-2. And was just HBP. I'll take it, but...what gives?
@Spank looking forward to read it!
@Dusty Baker he's a Dodger Blue King,ok?
@Karina
Ok.
Tony Gwynn is like the anti-MSB.
TGJ!
Just Gwynn, baby!
Nice slide but still not sure why we had the bat boy as a pinch runner.
Mrs Dusty-in-law: Is Russ Mitchell faster than Rod Barajas?
Dusty: [has no answer]
Hey! We scored.
I hate you, Aaron Miles, I hate you!
(cries)
You know this means we are going 12 innings plus.
So I will start drinking in the 12th.
someone proposed again. Job security.
Damn you Guiierreerrrrrrr!
No one likes you Aaron Miles!
My wife thinks you're too short to play baseball!
I was hoping Gwynn was going to be out there.
He wasn't even fucking close to the ball.
hedley
Miles is no Pedroia
Shitsticks.
Stupid.
I underestimated the Padres ability to realize our bullpen sucks.
Something bad is about to happen.
What did i say.
Aw dammit.
If that was a tamale,Navarro would not had dropped it.
That was not a good inning...
Can we trade Dioner back to TB?
Let's see if Sands was worth taking up space in the outfield that inning.
Dude, how can Jamey Carroll be batting close to .300? Where are the hits?!
We'll get 'em tomorrow.
Come on Kempster.
Geez,Right down the middle. How do you not swing at that?
.500 here we come!
Ball three was a strike.
*consults the liquor cabinet*
We have 3 outs.
(cries)
I hate MSTI
Alright Dodgers, get this shit over with so I can watch Doctir Who.
I'm daydreaming about a walk-off, anyone else?
Here comes Taco's personal season highlight.
We got this!
(cries)
Or Doctor Who. That too.
Yeah, Dodgers, Josh needs his Mark Sheppard fix.
Can we just look at Pippa's arse and forget about this game?
Insta-Poll:
a) We suck
b) We blow
Booooooooooooo!
Outside of two players, we are a triple A team.
Good night everybody.
*sighs*
night Dusty, night everyone.
I picked the wrong night not to booze. Later peeps.
Good night Dusty and Karina.
Good night, moon.
What the eff, Doctor Who? WHAT. THE. EFF.
Pippa has a really stellar figure.
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