Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
Chad Billingsley (0-1, 7.71) vs. Chris Carpenter (0-2, 5.82).
Billingsley led Majors in '10 with a 0.94 day game ERA, including a .194 opponent BA. He looks to help stop losing streak today. @Dodgers.
That is my obligatory positive post. Hopefully it doesn't end up looking like my own independent Pre game Uribe analysis from last night.
Dodgers are winless in day games this season.Oh yeah, positive...right.Um, well...You see...Hmm.
on Karina's fantasy team news, I have both pitchers starting today.I'd wish I could have a match like this week's Roy Halladay and Josh Johnson, one threw a complete game, the other flirted with a no-no.However, if Carpenter gets lit up, I'd be infinitely happier.
Epale, everyone! they'll win this game, I feel it!
@Paul so all we have to do is convince Bills he's always pitching a day game :)
I'm gonna be occupied during the game, let me get some of these out of the way now:Man on third and we fail to score. Figures.-C'mon Bills, hold it together!-Another grounder to second on the first pitch. Thanks, Loney.-FUCK!-Kemp is God! Only down by four now.-STOOPID URINE.
Cut & paste as necessary.
I actually won't be online for the game. I have faith in Bills. I started him on one of my fantasy teams!
Epale! Wotcher! Wotchale! Hate! Cries!
Let's get one game against these hydrofrackers!!
[Insert positive comment here]There, that's done.
I'd be infinitely happier if I got lit up.
Over/under on Bills getting through the 4th today?Anyone seen the lineup yet?
LF GwynnSS CarrollRF EthierCF Kemp3B Uribe1B LoneyC Barajas2B MilesP Billingsley
I say over. Barely.
Sitting here watching the Nats game. So this is what offense feels like?Nats up on Brewers 7-2. Danny Espinosa and Pudge have both left the Yard.
I was thinking the same thing re: offense when I was watching...well every game this morning.
I swear I caught a glimpse of the rare "hit with runner in scoring position." I feel like I just sighted an ivory-billed woodpecker.[Heh...I said pecker]
Good play to end the quarter
Whoa, Spurs lost?
DJ Mbenga is on the Hornets?
Hi Everyone!@Dusty 12:24--I think Bills goes over 4 today. Maybe it's because the game hasn't actually started yet but I'm feeling a little bit positive today.
@KarenThat counts as your obligatory positive comment.
To repeat: Spurs lost
To repeat: We suck
Lakers falling asleep on defense.
Maybe Dre has decided to not wash his hair while he has his hitting streak going.
Up and in Billz!
I'm positive!!!. . .that I'm going to have a beer soon.. . .that at sometime today, Dodger pitching will implode.. . .that I'll take a sudden, unexplained interest in the NBA playoffs.. . .that I'll love the sound of Vinny calling the game.
Wait, did Urine get a hit?Stopped clock and all...
The good: My schedule got freed up.The bad: I have time to watch this game.
A two out hit with RISP?
Nice and-one for Bynum.
Ughhhh. We are cursed and we suck. That just isn't right.
*cuts and pastes*
Plaschke's boy just got a flagrant.
at least, it's a pitchers' duel...
We aren't losing!!!That's two positive comments in one GT. Whew, I'm tired!
I'm at the game. Lucky if there's 20k here today. Kemp just got one.
If we are gonna score any runs we need a lot of flares in unoccupied places.
Free James Worthy!!
No seriously free him. I think he picked up some more prostitutes and was busted.
The Big Gamer's always doing crazy shit like that.
Paul's making Pau look like an idjit.
Please sign Cody Ross next year Ned.
Whew. Bills gets out of the seventh.
Lakers don't deserve to win
I'm confused. It's the 7th. Why aren't a bunch of scrubby white bullpen guys out there serving up fat pitches?
James Loney is breaking my heart...and my faith*sobs*
@Spank loved your comments about MIranda's hand on yesterday's GT
If there's hope for the Kings, then there's hope for the Lakers.
What the hell is with the strike zone? Gameday doesn't even have them on the border, they're just straight-up strikes.
Some grease from Dre's hair dripped into his eyes.
Dre lost the ball when he looked to see where Miles was.
We are going to lose 1-0.
All right, Chadley11
Nice Chad Daytime.
It's official. I am not confident with Ethier in right field,
IDJHR right here.
Come on, Of Jesus. Let's get a run so I can take a nap.
Damn De Jesus was De Robbed.
Jamey Carroll HR coming up here. I want that badge!
This isn't going to end well is it?
I laugh everytime Ackbar walks up to the plate with Eye of the Tiger playing.
Oh dear Lord, no.
Suck it, Pulgas!
BERKING LANCE FUCKMAN
i predict an Epic fail here.
This really sucks.
Hey we were in it until the 9th. Progress.
FUCK YEAH MILES!
Andre, Kemp, and Stooribe for the ninth.
a) we suckb) God dammit Brox suxc) see a) aboveThis is disrespectful to Bills' great outing.*slaps grandmother*
Broxton was really unlucky on that bloop shot by Freese.
Paul, where's that shot of Everclear that I ordered?
But Brox is also fooling few people and not blowing it by them as stoppers should do,
Trever? Sounds like a real hick.
Walk off right here.
It's gotta be the Loc's.
Are we going to have to see this shitbearded asshole Franklin?
Andre setting the table for an even more crushing defeat.
I would walk kemp and go after everyone else.
Man on second no outs and our best hitter up....
I would just walk Kemp.
Man Larussa is a moron.
WALK OFF BISON!!!
Huh. I did not see that one coming.
(dry humps Kemp)
I love Larussa!!!
Boy it's good to hear Randy Newman singing!
I saw it coming at 3:38.
I still believe in a place called Kemp!
(dry humps Josh)
(gives LaRussa a wet willie)
Till tomorrow. Lates.
WE MAKE PARTY!
(dry humps Dusty Baker)
Dodgers win a game! Holy crap!
Whoa! No sweep?Go figure.
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