Randy Wolf (4-3, 3.45) vs. Wandy Rodriguez (8-6, 2.96).
He's tanned and rested and it's understood
He can start his season a little later if he hits taters
And a double or two
And Chavez Ravine will be the quite the scene
The stadium will be psyched; how about you?
Welcome to Mannywood
Where Manny can be Manny and not be booed
Where if you just spend ninety-nine dollars you'll get a chance to holler
At Man-Ram in the field
And you get a T-shirt which is one of the features
Of this special deal
Welcome back, Mannywood
He would have been back sooner if he could
But as you know he did the crime so he did the time
And now he's feeling just fine
He hasn't got started, that's what the best part is
So welcome back, number ninety-nine
Hooray for Mannywood...
SoSG Delino DeShields is working the press box tonight, so stay tuned for updates!
photo from Diamond Notes