Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Phillies Win World Series, Assert NL Dominance Over Hapless AL

The Philadelphia Phillies 4-3 win over Tampa Bay tonight not only clinched the World Series, it demonstrated the dominance of the National League over the American League in baseball. The NL is now 1-0 in the last World Series, and 2-1 in the last three World Series, clearly demonstrating the NL's superiority.

What? Interleague play records? Whatever.

Congratulations, Philadelphia. Now you kids be safe out there tonight and don't do anything crazy.

3 comments:

Joey said...

We're number 2!

Orel said...

Who needs home field advantage?

QuadSevens said...

Any updates on the body count from last night's riots, I mean parties?