Hello, this is Ticketmaster Customer Service with an important alert for your upcoming event. Los Angeles Dodgers Division Series, Home Game 2, scheduled at Dodger Stadium on with a time and date to be announced, has been cancelled. Your credit card will automatically be credited the ticket price and convenience charges, and should post to your account within 7 to 10 business days. Please note, the $4.10 per order processing fee and any ticketFast or UPS delivery charges are non-refundable.
I'm sure that Ticketmaster will donate my $4.10 to a children's charity. Right?