HAN SOLO |
MANNY RAMIREZ |
|
| bitchin' sidekick | Chewbacca | Angel Berroa |
| sweet ride | Millennium Falcon | Chrysler 300M SRT8 w/6.1-liter hemi |
| example of poor business acumen | dropped shipments at the first sign of an Imperial cruiser | could not sell grill on eBay |
| power play | shooting Greedo | forcing trade from Boston |
| mercenary quote | "I expect to be well paid. I'm in it for the money." | "I want to see who is the highest bidder." |
| what they're saying about him | "He's got to follow his own path. No one can choose it for him." | "It's just Manny being Manny." |
| when he showed up to save the day | just as Darth Vader had Luke in his sights (last reel of movie) | August 1, 2008 (2/3rds through season) |
| how he saved the day | took out Vader's wingmen | .396/.489/.743 regular season, .520/.667/1.080 post-season |
| reward for late heroics | medal, princess | MVP consideration, free agency |
| triumphant return | The Empire Strikes Back |
Thursday, October 30, 2008
Han Solo vs. Manny Ramirez
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
4 comments:
Not even Manny can defeat Solo. Not even if Manny gets a MVP and a World Series MVP with the Dodgers...i mean he drives the Millenium Falcon, dates Leia, survives freezing, his kids brought balance to the Force and looks like Harrison Ford/Indiana Jones, how much more you can ask for one guy?
Han Solo is the MAN!!!!!!!!!!!
Manny is just the,well,MANny
And you know we're all wondering: Koona t'chuta, Manny?
Eric, let's see who shoots first...
Post a Comment