Jayson Stark Has Not Dialed L.A. Since 1991

"Operator? This is Stark! Give me ES 1-0274!"

From "Five reasons to embrace Phillies-Rays matchup" by Jayson Stark at ESPN.com:

Apparently, the Rays and Phillies never did get the official October script of the MLB marketing department in the mail -- the script that was supposed to bring Manny Ramirez back to Fenway Park for a Dodgers-Red Sox World Series that would outrate all the "CSI" shows put together.

Well, you know what? Who the heck cares -- outside of every resident of New England, the 213 area code and the Fox bean-counters department?