Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Phillies Win World Series, Assert NL Dominance Over Hapless AL

The Philadelphia Phillies 4-3 win over Tampa Bay tonight not only clinched the World Series, it demonstrated the dominance of the National League over the American League in baseball. The NL is now 1-0 in the last World Series, and 2-1 in the last three World Series, clearly demonstrating the NL's superiority.

What? Interleague play records? Whatever.

Congratulations, Philadelphia. Now you kids be safe out there tonight and don't do anything crazy.


Unknown said...

We're number 2!

Orel said...

Who needs home field advantage?

QuadSevens said...

Any updates on the body count from last night's riots, I mean parties?