Saturday, June 21, 2008

Five Things to Blame for this Season

1. Frank McCourt. If it weren't for you, the Dodgers would have Vladimir Guerrero.

2. Ned Colletti. If it weren't for you, the Dodgers wouldn't have Mark Sweeney.

3. Joe Torre. If it weren't for you, Scott Proctor would be out of a job.

4. The NL West. If it weren't for you, the Dodgers wouldn't still have a shot at winning the division.

5. You and me. If it weren't for us, nobody would care about this $119 million, six-games-under-.500, broken-down team. Go Blue!


Steve Sax said...

How come Mark Sweeney doesn't get one of the five for himself?

Otherwise, great post

karina said...

How about Scott Boras? he opted out J.D Drew from the Dodgers, so they signed Pierre. A year later, they signed Andruw Jones, another Boras client, with the results we all loathe.

Orel said...

Drew has 14 HR. Good call, Karina. "Six things"?

karina said...

Maybe "Six Things". You could also keep the post "High Fidelity" and substitute our blame and making it JD Drew's fault.