Showing newest posts with label Five Things. Show older posts
Showing newest posts with label Five Things. Show older posts

Wednesday, January 06, 2010

SoSG's Latest Money-Making Scheme: Real Estate

The recent launch of espnlosangeles.com, flanking other espn city-specific websites for Boston, Chicago, and Dallas, only signals the opening salvos in the media network's attempt to take over the world. Which got us Sons thinking: why not get in the game with some real estate now, and then make a bundle later?

Some investment options for your consideration:

1. Home of the Cyclones:

2. Home of the Quakes:

3. Home of the Nuts:

4. Home of the Iowa Cubs:

5. Home of the Glacier Pilots (and their don't-blink-or-you'll-miss-it season):

This is a better investment idea than publishing a detective novel entitled "V is for Victim". Get to it!

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Five Heroic Liquids

...presented without comment:

5. WD-40
4. Sampar Prodigal Pen
3. Goo Gone
2. Astroglide
1. Scotch

Wednesday, December 09, 2009

Five Ways Randy Wolf Can Spend His New $27M $29.75M Bounty

Action Figure
Est. $ value
# of figures $27M $29.75M can buy
Telescoping-Lightsaber Darth Vader
$6,000
4,958
Vinyl Cape Jawa
$2,000
14,875
Rocket-Firing Boba Fett
$1,500
19,833
Tori Spelling Yak-Face
$1,000
29,750
Blue Snaggletooth
$400
74,375

Thanks to Orel for the idea; David Julian for the pictures and Reis O'Brien for the estimated values; and this guy for the background on these figs.

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Five Dodgers to Be Thankful For

Happy Thanksgiving! In the spirit of the holiday, SoSG presents a cornucopia of Dodger youngsters. Enjoy the bounty!

1. Matt Kemp. In 2008 (.290/.340/.459, 18 HR, -0.1 UZR), it was "He's got potential." In 2009 (.297/.352/.490, 26 HR, 2.6 UZR), it was a Gold Glove and a Silver Slugger. In 2010, it could be the Year of the Bison. It helps that Kemp seems to be enjoying himself when he plays (which is apparently "disrespectful" when you're a rookie, but evolves into "refreshing" when you've got some hardware).

2. Clayton Kershaw. The perpetrator of the curveball known as Public Enemy No. 1 was 11th in the NL in strikeouts. Kershaw is also mature beyond his 21 years, which bodes well for his maturation as a player. (Pitching in the playoffs in each of his first two years in the majors can't hurt either.) 2010 may or may not be the year he puts it all together, but even the intermediate steps to his reaching his potential have been thrilling.

3. Andre Ethier. Another Silver Slugger recipient, Mr. Miracle and his six walkoff hits filled the Dodgers' drama quotient in 2009. Ethier's chip-on-my-shoulder attitude seems the opposite of Kemp's buoyant demeanor, but it certainly works: Ethier's 31 home runs led the team in 2009. It seems doubtful he'll get as many game-winning opportunities next season — the Pepsi Clutch Performer of the Year flies under no one's radar. But could the Dodger outfield still hit a combined 100 home runs in 2010?

4. Chad Billingsley. As Jon Weisman has discussed, Billingsley's poor outings seem to have gotten more publicity than his good ones ("But you screw one goat..."). Lest we forget, Billingsley will be only 25 years old at the beginning of next season. Although 2009 represented a statistical regression in almost every category for him, he was still 12th in the NL in strikeouts. 2010 represents a fresh, broken leg-free start for Billingsley, and expectations will be lower — not necessarily a bad thing.

5. James Loney. He's been freed for a few years now, and although Loney has been underpowered for a corner infielder, he has been consistent. In 2009 he equaled his 2008 totals for RBIs (90) and home runs (13) while drawing more walks (70, up from 45) and cutting down on his strikeouts (68, down from 85). Loney even entered positive full-season UZR territory for the first time, rating a 1.2. His progress may not be as dramatic as Kemp's or Ethier's, but Loney is becoming a dependable "glue guy" in the Dodgers' lineup.

I really wanted to include Russell Martin on this list, but his rotten 2009 has landed him on the "hold your breath and hope he pulls out of his tailspin" list. Next Thanksgiving, Russell!

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Keep Hope Alive!

It's a new day in Los Angeles, the sun is shining, the birds are singing. And even thought the bitterness of last night's defeat lingers in one's mouth like cigars after a long night of scotch-drinking, already the pain is beginning to subside. And in the spirit of the eternally optimistic Jon Weisman over at Dodger Thoughts, I still hold out hope that we can pull this NLCS off.

Crazy, I know. Last night was a gut-punch (or a face punch, depending on your perspective and if you have wallabies around), but no different from the way Phillies fans must have felt after we took Game 2 with the Andre Ethier bases-loaded walk. The thing about a seven-game series is, unlike the best-of-five League Divisional Series, the best team usually wins, and fluke victories tend to balance out.

So we trade off flukes with Philly, so what? Unlike Games 2 and 3, our offense showed some signs of life last night. Unlike Games 2 and 3, we broke through against the starting Phillies pitcher. Unlike I don't know how long, Manny Ramirez came up with a fine defensive play late in the game.

There is of course a delicious irony to the much-maligned Phillies bullpen surviving the late innings, and Jonathan Broxton's repeat Game 4 meltdown involving Matt Stairs, ever-predictably chronicled by the LAT's resident hack this morning (very nice call by SoSG reader Erin last night, hours before press deadlines). Depressing? Yes. Series-clinching? Possibly, even probably.

But, not necessarily. Those of us Dodger faithful can still believe in the team's resilience, in Joe Torre's wisdom, in Fox's television ratings boons. If Brad Lidge can get it together, so can Broxton, even after a disappointing loss like this (remember, he shut down the side in Game 2 with similar heat). Our postseason odds of winning the NLCS are at 15%, only a a couple points behind the Angels, who have one game less of a deficit in their series.

This can happen. This may be the Zoloft talking, but I believe it to be true. And here are five reasons off the top of my head why we can keep hope alive:

1. Teams can come back from 3-1 deficits; 12 teams have done it to date. Boston did it in the 2007 ALCS vs. Cleveland (winning Game 5 at Jacobs before coming back to romp two games at Fenway, en route to another World Series title); and of course they dug out of an even bigger hole against the Yankees in the 2004 ALCS. In the National League, the most recent was the 2003 Marlins, who came back from a 3-1 deficit against the Chicago Cubs. The full list (please check my work on this):

  • 1903 Boston Americans (Red Sox), down 1-3, won WS 5-3 over Pittsburgh.
  • 1925 Pittsburgh Pirates, down 1-3, won WS 4-3 over Washington.
  • 1958 New York Yankees, down 1-3, won WS 4-3 over Milwaukee.
  • 1968 Detroit Tigers, down 1-3, won WS 4-3 over St. Louis.
  • 1979 Pittsburgh Pirates, down 1-3, won WS 4-3 over Baltimore.
  • 1985 Kansas City Royals, down 1-3, won ALCS 4-3 over Toronto.
  • 1985 Kansas City Royals, down 1-3, won WS 4-3 over St. Louis.
  • 1986 Boston Red Sox, down 1-3, won ALCS 4-3 over California.
  • 1996 Atlanta Braves, down 1-3, won NLCS 4-3 over St. Louis.
  • 2003 Florida Marlins, down 1-3, won NLCS 4-3 over Chicago.
  • 2004 Boston Red Sox, down 0-3 (and 1-3), won ALCS 4-3 over New York.
  • 2007 Boston Red Sox, down 1-3, won ALCS 4-3 over Cleveland.

2. Three wins in a row, for this Dodger team, was a common trend this season. The Dodgers have had 25 three-game win streaks this season; 28 if you count the first three games of the postseason as well. If you count discrete streaks of three games or more, the Dodgers have 11 of those, 12 if you count the postseason.

3. Three losses in a row, for this Dodger team, is relatively uncommon. Remember, we didn't get our first three-game loss streak until our 100th game, at the end of July, holding out longer than any other major league team. Until then, we had resisted the consecutive loss trifecta--just as we can by winning Game 5.

4. We need to take this one game at a time, and on the mound for us tomorrow is Vicente Padilla, who has definitely had a hot hand of late for the Dodgers. Playing like a stud since the Dodgers picked him up off the scrap heap, Padilla has been 5-0 for Los Angeles, including a postseason victory against the Cardinals (on the road, to clinch the NLDS), and hasn't had a loss yet as a Dodger. Wednesday night won't break this pattern. Furthermore, Shane Victorino won't get a chance to choose which body part Padilla will be allowed to target. All we need is to win once with Padilla to get the series back to Los Angeles, where we are 50-31 with a .617 winning percentage; 53-32 / .624 if you count the playoffs.

5. Ticket to Game 6 are still available, and I want to go. And I don't have anything else to do Friday night. I just want to see another game at the Stadium, cheering on our Dodgers. And I don't think that's too much to ask of the baseball gods.

It can happen. So you'd better watch.

GO DODGERS!

Friday, October 16, 2009

Five Positives from Last Night's Loss

1. Clayton's over it already. "What’s up, guys?" is how a smiling Clayton Kershaw greeted the scrum of reporters surrounding his locker after last night's game. (Around that time, I was busy kicking the coffee table.) Composure beyond his 21 years — gotta love it. Can't wait to see how the kid responds next time he gets the ball.

2. Home Loney. James Loney, 2009 regular season: 12 home runs on the road, one home run at home. James Loney, 2009 postseason: one home run at home. Regular-season trends be damned — you just never know who's going to step up.

3. Manny's back. He made us wait during his 50-game suspension. He made us wait for much of the regular season. He made us wait for most of the NLDS. But last night, he only made us wait two at-bats. In the fifth inning, with the Dodgers down 5-2, Manny clubbed a two-run homer off Cole Hamels to give us hope. He couldn't produce again in the eighth, but at least the swing is back.

4. Rally time! Ah, that eighth inning. Facing another seemingly insurmountable four-run deficit, the Dodgers greeted Ryan Madson with three straight singles. It didn't give us the win, but it did remind us this team can come back in a hurry. And it proved that Dodger fans can make some noise.

5. Big Broxton. Ninth inning: Gets Jimmy Rollins to fly out. Shane Victorino singles. Gets Chase Utley to fly out. Then he blows Ryan Howard away on a 98-mph fastball. Flat Breezy may have slipped last night, but Broxton remains solid.

Kershaw: Matt A. Brown/MLB.com; Loney & fans: Jae C. Hong/AP; Ramirez: Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images; Broxton: Stephen Dunn/Getty Images

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Five Reasons Why Philadelphia Scares The Crap Out Of Me This NLCS

So we're settled now, it's Philadelphia, in a repeat of last year's NLCS.

1. When NLCS teams have met in consecutive years, the result is usually is an identical outcome. In 1991/1992, the Braves beat the Pirates four games to three both times; in 1977/1978, the Dodgers beat the Phillies three games to one both times. The Phillies took us in five last year, and the wound is still open and festering and as ready for salt as the rim of a margarita glass. For those of you who want to see what Chavez Ravine looks like on a Friday, I'd buy some Game 2 tickets, not Game 6 tickets. UPDATE: Timothy corrected me by reminding me of 2004/2005, in which the Cards took the Astros in seven in 2004, but the 'Stros came back the following year and took St. Louis in six. Thanks Timothy. You know, I heard this point on ESPN radio's post-game show following the Phillies' victory, and still went home to check it, and still missed it. Nice catch.

2. Matt Stairs is still a Phillie. Remember Stairs? The 40-year-old whose 2008 NLCS Game 4 two-run home run broke our back last year? Well, he's back this year, with a lower batting average (.194 this year relative to .252 last year) but a largely similar OPS (.735 vs. last year's .751). He's still a big burly beer-softball guy who can be dangerous as a pinch hitter. And if the Dodgers decide to try and take the Stairs, I hope we don't get winded.

3. Cliff Lee is on fire this postseason. Since he came over to the Phillies, Lee has done nothing more than go 7-4 with a 3.39 ERA in the regular season, and then dominated the Rockies in Game 1 (CG 9 IP, 1 ER, 5 Ks and a hit from the plate to boot) and was pretty strong in Game 4 (7.1 IP, 3 ER, 5 Ks). He pitched 113 pitches in Game 1 and 117 last night. At this trajectory, Lee will be able to go 121 pitches if he gets another start!

4. Brad Lidge has his groove back again, and Charlie Manuel isn't afraid to use him. All the talk prior to the postseason was how Brad Lidge was a mess. 11 blown saves and a 7.21 ERA. Entrances that made Irwin scream "You're Killing Me, Bradley!" But this postseason, in four games and three Philly victories, he's got two saves and no blown saves. He's the bomb! I mean, sure, he walked two in earning his first save (one inning of relief), and he only pitched to one batter last night (striking out Troy Tulowitzki to clinch the series; Lidge entered the game only after Ryan Madson blew the eighth inning and Scott Eyre had trouble getting the side out in the ninth). But the history will record two saves! Lidge will be solid for the NLCS.

5. Aquaman is rooting for us, which can't be a good sign. How else to explain this (finally, appropriately colored!) poll (see lower right corner):

Not to disparage Ariel, King Triton, Kevin Costner's Mariner character from Waterworld, and Namor. But when your fan base of support partially depends upon a guy who runs around in a scaly orange top and green spandex pants, and is so hard up for storylines that they've got to sever his left hand--that's a problem. Unless, of course, Arm Fall Off Boy is a Phillies fan. Then, we might be in luck.

Stairs photo: Associated Press

Monday, October 12, 2009

Five Unexpected Things!

1. I love "Glee"! The meanness of "American Idol" doesn't interest me and "High School Musical" is for the kids, but "Glee" is right up my alley. It's funny, catchy and sexy, and Jane Lynch steals every scene she's in. I get chills and an adrenaline rush every time I watch. Why didn't we have this kind of show when I was in high school?

2. The Dodgers sweep the Cardinals! Sure, most of the Sons *coughDelinocough* picked the Dodgers to win, but no one called a sweep. I'm almost as shocked as most Cardinals fans are. Not sure if it makes up for Jack Clark, but it's a start.

3. Domo-kun at 7-Eleven! Finally, the internet meets real life! I just about drove off the road when I saw this pairing advertised on one of those probably-illegal electronic billboards. This promotion comes in a close second to select 7-Elevens transforming themselves into Kwik-E-Marts to promote the Simpsons movie.

4. The Angels sweep the Red Sox! The Yankees swept the Twins; not entirely unexpected, that. But talk about slaying demons: The Red Sox were 9-1 against the Angels in postseason play before this year's ALDS.

5.

Tuesday, October 06, 2009

Five Postseason Thoughts

1. 95-67. Who had 95 wins in the pool? What, we didn't do a pool? Never mind then. Most wins since 1985! And you know what happened in 1985. Besides the Dodgers losing to Cardinals in the NLCS. Never mind that too. It was the year Goonies was released! And Teen Wolf! In other words, the finest year in cinematic history.

2. Did you get that out of your system? The Dodgers' recent run of five straight losses was their longest losing streak of the year. But they scored ten runs in their last two games, both victories, to help erase the sour taste in our mouths before the post-season began. And the Cardinals went 2-8 in their last ten games (although they fielded some scrub-tacular lineups). More importantly, Albert Pujols hasn't homered since September 9. Time to find out if momentum or switch-flipping is the rule of the day.

3. Pitching candidates. Gotta love the Cards' performance versus lefties. Wolf and Kershaw and pray for Nerf balls? Hey, don't look at me like that. NOTHING RHYMES WITH KERSHAW! (Just ask Jon Weisman.) As for that third slot, a strong outing (or at least five innings) (or both) from Chad Billingsley would be a huge boost to the Dodgers, their fans, and the Chad Billingsley Marching & Chowder Society...but wouldn't Chadley be better off pitching at home?

4. Shifting expectations. When the Dodgers were on top of world, Ma, in June, anything less than a World Series appearance seemed like a disappointment. Then came the cruel reality of August and I was just hoping we were going to make the playoffs. Besides learning that I am highly suggestible ("Watch yourself, Dad. You're the highly suggestible type." "Yes, I am the highly suggestible type") I learned that we should be damn happy our October means something.

5. Wherefore art thou not, rookie hazing? We got just a small taste of that old rookie hazing magic this year, but somehow the schedule didn't allow for it, or there weren't enough rookies, or maybe the veterans just plain forgot. Oh well, I'll take the playoffs over costume hijinks any day. And we'll always have our memories.

top photo by Ben Platt/MLB.com

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Five Reasons I Like Vicente Padilla on the Dodgers

Vicente Padilla, surrounded by DodgerTalk co-host Josh Suchon and translator Kenji Nimura, meets with the media before last night's game.

1. We have a bad citizen. The Dodgers are sorely lacking in nastiness, and the plunk-happy Padilla gives them some. This isn't like the days of Jeff Kent bringing down the clubhouse with his sourpuss ways. Kent was an everyday player with seniority; Padilla is an additional starter new to the team. Plus, part of the reason Joe Torre is being paid $13 million is to handle players like this.

2. He gets the NL bump. It's been proven: Pitchers who migrate from the AL to the NL have better numbers after the switch. Although Padilla is re-entering the pressure of a pennant race, the Dodgers aren't asking him to be an ace, just a serviceable fourth starter.

3. Less pressure on Kuroda. Hiroki's a tough mofo, but the last thing we need is him hurting himself and the team by trying to come back too early after suffering that concussion. He needs his rest, and Padilla gives him a good reason not to try to rush back.

4. He's cheap. True Blue LA estimates the Dodgers will be paying Padilla $83,060, while the Rangers owe him $13.75 million. That almost makes up for the Andruw Jones debacle!

5. We need some new blood. Let's face it: George Sherrill is clutch, but he wasn't the starter we were hoping for. Neither is Padilla, but an infusion of new talent is the first step to busting this damn slump.

photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers

Monday, August 17, 2009

Five Things That Need to Happen

...for the Dodgers to make the post-season:

1. Jonathan Broxton needs to go on the DL...then return as the closer. Even if the rest doesn't completely heal his injured toe — which he insists is fine — the mandatory time off will give Broxton a chance to mentally reset himself after blowing three of his past five save opportunities. (Plus he can spend time with his new baby.) George Sherrill can step in as the closer for the rest of the month.

2. A new fourth starter needs to be found. With Hiroki Kuroda's hideous injury putting the rotation in further flux (Kuroda, ever the gamer, says he can pitch his next start, but Joe Torre knows better), the "four starters plus a fifth-starter-by-committee" plan requires another revision.

A new starter via the waiver wire is a possibility; available names include John Smoltz, Bronson Arroyo and Aaron Harang. Or the Dodgers could pick a name from the hat and go with Jeff Weaver, Eric Stults, James McDonald, Scott Elbert or Charlie Haeger — but the fifth starter will have to come from the same pool.

3. Joe Torre needs to continue batting Matt Kemp at or near the top of the order. What's better than being good? Being consistently good. Kemp hasn't gone more than three consecutive games without a hit (and has gone hitless in three straight only twice: at the beginning of May and at the end of July). His .373 OBP leads all Dodger starters, and his .498 SLG is second only to Andre Ethier's. And we haven't even mentioned his defense. Thank you, Ned Colletti, for not trading this guy.

4. Rafael Furcal, Russell Martin and James Loney need to pick it up. Furcal has the lowest OBP (.333) of the Dodgers' eight regular starters; his best leadoff days are behind him. Martin's SLG (.318) is lower than his OBP (.363); it's time for him to accept his lack of power (at least this season) and maintain that OBP. And Loney is batting .217/.294/.261 this month. A good team can absorb one or two slumps at the same time. But three simultaneous slumps? That may be too much.

5. The bench needs to produce. The bench is already a man short due to the Dodgers carrying 13 pitchers on the roster (see item #2). Furthermore, the pinch-hitting options are few: Brad Ausmus will always be the last resort because he's the backup catcher, and Juan Castro is primarily a defensive replacement (although he's hitting .304/.343/.370). That means Mark Loretta (.228/.315/.269, 0 HR) and Juan Pierre (.319/.376/.403, 0 HR) are the go-to bats off the bench. We may not have our Matt Stairs, but there are other ways besides power for the bench to contribute.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Five Character Guys

We worship ballplayers who put up big numbers, but it's becoming increasingly difficult to find those who don't let on-field success go to their heads. In an era when players regularly disappoint us and themselves, a few players stand out for their character:

1. Curtis Granderson, Tigers. Humanitarian. Blogger. All-around great guy. How can you not be a fan of Curtis Granderson?

2. Jimmy Rollins, Phillies. If nothing else, this video shows Rollins and teammate Ryan Howard have a great sense of humor.

3. Clay Zavada, Diamondbacks. His path to the majors alone contains more hardship than some players encounter in their entire careers.

4. Joe Beimel, Rockies. I know, Joe Beimel? We had a front-row seat for his troubles, but his turnaround has been heartening.

5. George Sherrill, Dodgers. Yes, the Dodgers have a character guy. See what Dodger broadcaster Eric Collins has to say about him and see if you don't agree.

(hat tip: Big League Stew)

Wednesday, August 05, 2009

Game 108 Thread: Aug 5 vs. Brewers, 7p

Manny Ramirez hits his home run last night.

Jason Schmidt (2-1, 4.50) vs. Braden Looper (9-5, 5.03).

COMMENTS:

FIVE BURNING QUESTIONS ABOUT TODAY'S GAME

1. Will the Brewers retaliate? Your move, Brewers pitching staff. Will it be war or peace?

2. Can we predict that Jason Schmidt will continue to be unpredictable? Everyone thought he was going to bomb in his last start. Instead, he twirled six scoreless innings against the Braves. Who knew? Not us.

3. Is Manny back after last night's home run? He doesn't have to bop another homer to convince us, but another 0-for or 1-for performance won't be very reassuring.

4. Will I eat a chili-cheese Dodger Dog in the press box tonight? Normally I wouldn't think twice about it, but I had pizza last night. A Dodger blogger doesn't keep his girlish figure just by sitting around watching Dodger games, you know!

5. Will 100SS come down to the wire? Tonight is Game 9, and Mr. LA Sports Fan made a huge push in last night's Jackie Johnson-themed Game Thread. I'm looking over my shoulder!

photo by Alex Gallardo/LA Times

UPDATE 4.35p, from SoSG Sax: Okay, explain this, you AccuScore idiots:

How can we be the favorite to win the game (top bars), yet projected to score 0.1 fewer runs (lower left corner)? Doesn't the team with the most runs win the game?

Wednesday, July 29, 2009

SoSG Advice Column Takes on Hollywood

Welcome to the inaugural SoSG Advice Column! Today's subject is something that's been on everybody's minds: employment. Specifically, employment in this crazy town. And...action!

SoSG,

Awhile back I read the "About the Sons" section on your site. Whereupon I found the following:

  • Three Sons are associated with the entertainment/media industry, and have entries on imdb.com.

That is where my problem comes in. I also work in television production, though I am having a hard time finding my next project. Perhaps if those three Sons hear of anything they could pass my resume along. I understand the freelance television industry works largely off of recommendations, and while we've never worked together before (at least I've never seen any Steve Sax's, or Orel's, or EK's on the staff lists), how bad can a fellow Dodger fan/ Production Staffer really be? Thanks for your consideration.

—Hollywood Dodger Fan

"George Burns was right: Show business is a hideous bitch goddess."
—Bart Simpson, "Radioactive Man"

Dear HDF,

Although SoSG can't get you a job right now, perhaps our advice can help you land one in the future.

1. Save up. Freelancers have to live a little differently than folks with "regular" jobs. Medical coverage is always an issue and vacations are next to impossible to plan. But the thorniest issue is money management. A freelancer's cash flow can be as irregular as Artie Lange's dopamine level. If you can be a good saver while working and sock away six months to a year of living expenses, it will make surviving the dry spells much easier.

Also, don't forget: Unemployment insurance is your friend. And as your career evolves, consider incorporating to maximize your tax benefits.

2. Keep in touch. Maintain contact with people you've worked with in the past. As you've noted, the industry works largely off of recommendations, and you don't want to be known as the person who calls only because you need a rec.

However, there's an etiquette to keeping in touch. Sending "just checking in" e-mails is good, but don't do it more than once every three or four months. Keep it friendly and concise, and don't overload it with too many questions. Only attach your resume if it's been updated.

The trick is to politely stay in that person's mind while not taking up their time. That way, when the opportunity arises to contact them for a legitimate reason — a recommendation, or picking their brain for advice — you're not asking them out of the blue. And who knows, maybe they'll even put you up for a job.

(Oh yeah, if the person responds? RESPOND BACK, even if just to say thanks. If they ask a question, even a polite one? ANSWER IT. You'd be surprised how many people neglect this step.)

3. Groom those credits. Perhaps the only thing more vital to a freelancer's career than recommendations is screen credits. Producers do verify them, so make sure your resume is accurate. If you performed work but didn't receive screen credit, disclose it. If you shared screen credit, disclose it. If there's anything about a screen credit might be questionable, play it safe and disclose it (you can explain if they ask you during the interview).

Maintain your IMDb profile and make sure it's consistent with your resume. (And unless you're above-the-line talent, adding your own picture and/or detailed biography to your IMDb profile can come off as amateurish.) Also, keep tabs on other sources of professional information about you, such as InBaseline. Google around and see if others in your position have LinkedIn profiles.

Speaking of your resume, make different versions of it if you're applying for different positions. Believe it or not, certain screen credits can actually work against you, especially if you're trying to change job classifications.

4. Don't be a starfucker. These difficult times are forcing people to assess their careers. Why are you in the industry? Is it to meet famous people? Is it to win an Oscar? Those are fine aspirations, but they shouldn't your primary motivation. There may be glamorous moments in an industry job, but at the end of the day, it's still just a job. At the same time, with the things an industry job sometimes forces you to sacrifice — time, regular employment, dignity — you'd be remiss not to enjoy its cooler moments. Have fun with them but don't depend on them.

5. Learn the dance. Have a creative opinion? Of course you do. But watch how you express it. If you're in a non-creative position, that means waiting to be asked (which may be never). If you're in a creative position, say it in a way that's best for the project (i.e., don't make it personal).

And don't worry so much about getting credit for your ideas, because the director, a producer or a studio exec is going to claim it anyway. (Unless you’re the director, a producer or a studio exec, in which case go nuts.) Remember, there's no creative process that politics and infighting can't ruin.

Have a problem, be it personal, professional or otherwise? Write us!

Friday, July 17, 2009

Five Smart Baseball Blogs

...not on our sidebar. In alphabetical order:

  • ...by Ken Levine. More entertainment- than baseball-related, although DodgerTalk co-host/Albuquerque Isotopes name-bestower/writer/director/producer Levine certainly has enough baseball cred to pass muster in just about any sports circle. Funny and insightful stuff, especially for those who like behind-the-scenes Hollywood stories.
  • Dodgerama. This site really hit its stride when proprietor Joshua Worley introduced the concept of Unfair Win Shares, a delightfully observational and unscientific measurement of, well, unfairness. Guess which pitcher leads the team in Unfair Loss Shares?
  • Joe Posnanski. Kansas City Star sports columnist Posnanski blends deep baseball knowledge with random pop culture references, and a lot of asterisked footnotes, in his always-entertaining blog. He's also the author of The Soul of Baseball: A Road Trip Through Buck O'Neil's America, which is on my must-read list.
  • Pitchers & Poets. Taking its name from a Robert Frost quote, this well-written site features, yes, poetry — specifically, a baseball-related "Poem of the Week" — as well as thoughtful baseball writing in the vein of Cardboard Gods. Be sure to check out their nifty "Baseball Mixtape" feature.
  • Sergio Leone and the Infield Fly Rule. As P&P puts it, "Sergio Leone & the Infield Fly Rule not only has the best name (and arguably best banner image) in the history of blogs, but makes great reading." This blog is the considerable work of Dennis Cozzalio, who writes mostly eclectic film commentary but indulges in the occasional Dodger post.

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Five Things I Learned on My Post All-Star Game Vacation

1. The LA Times has a couple of other sections besides the Sports and Calendar sections. Sometimes, even more than a couple (who knew they devoted entire pages to Food?).

2. America does indeed got talent. And the "Half" part of "Two and a Half Men" is now more like 3/4, if not 7/8.

3. Trader Joe's is still pretty busy up until closing time.

4. When the sun sets, the shadows and light in my backyard can be pretty striking.

5. Delino is still one pretty excitable dude. Despite the fact that he lives in Billings, Montana.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Here's a Crazy Idea

Brad Penny. There, I said it.

His numbers: 6-3, 4.71 ERA (99 ERA+), 62 Ks, 1.48 WHIP, 2.14 K/BB, 5.96 K/9.

Why?

1. We're not going to land a big fish. The Blue Jays are either going to keep Roy Halladay or trade him to a prospect-rich team (i.e., not the Dodgers). Cliff Lee is so affordable for the next two years, the Indians would have to be bowled over to trade him. (Ned Colletti? Not the bowling type.) Javier Vazquez hates the West Coast so much he has a no-trade clause to teams there. (Fine. We didn't want you anyway.)

2. The Phillies just got deeper. Who knows how much Pedro Martinez has left in the tank? We're about to find out, because he just signed with the Phillies*, who are also the front-runners for Halladay. And if the Phillies end up signing Halladay, the road to the World Series goes through Philadelphia.

3. The Dodgers' internal options are dwindling. Eric Milton is probably out for the season. Eric Stults is progressing nicely from a thumb injury, but how many major-league starts can the Dodgers get him before the July 31 trading deadline? With Hiroki Kuroda yet to regain his rhythm and Jeff Weaver looking more comfortable out of the bullpen, the Dodgers' trade priority should be for a starter, not a reliever.

4. He's affordable. Chad Billingsley and Clayton Kershaw have been mentioned in Halladay trade rumors, which is just robbing Peter, Paul & Mary. On the other hand, Penny probably wouldn't cost major-league talent. The Red Sox already have a surplus of starters and no major holes in their lineup (possibly excepting shortstop), so trading minor-leaguers should get a deal done.

5. It'll be just like old times. First order of business: Brad and Larry need to hug it out. Larry Bowa, that is. Larry sniped at Brad, then Brad sniped at Larry. It's time to restore order to the curmudgeonly universe. Then Eliza Dushku can dump Rick Fox and it'll be like Penny never left.

*UPDATE: and promptly went on the DL (ESPN.com).

UPDATE: Time To Bring Up Jason Schmidt (Eric Stephen, True Blue LA)

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Monday, July 13, 2009

Five All-Star Break Ponderables

1. Does this qualify as a slump? The Dodgers barely had a winning June at 14-12, and they won only nine of their last 17 games heading into the All-Star break. It's been three weeks since they've won three straight. On the other hand, Manny Ramirez has hit three home runs since returning from his suspension and the rest of the offense seems to be percolating as well. With any luck, playing at just over .500 will be as bad as it gets.

2. The pleasantest surprise. The bullpen. An unknown quantity in April, a bedrock now. However, the wear is showing: Ronald Belisario, Will Ohman and Hong-Chih Kuo are on the disabled list, and Jonathan Broxton might join them if his toe doesn't heal over the All-Star break. The 13-man pitching staff worked for Joe Torre in the first half; don't be surprised to see it for most of the second half as well.

3. There is no such thing as worrying too much about having too much pitching. With the Dodgers' unstable fifth-starter spot leaving no wiggle room in case of injury, Ned Colletti has been doing his job in trying to strengthen the team for a deep playoff run. Only 15 games remain until the July 31 trading deadline, and Colletti doesn't seem comfortable with his in-house options. He says his trading priorities are a veteran reliever followed by a starter, although Jeff Weaver can fill that reliever role full-time if Colletti acquires a solid starter. However, there won't be any trading of Chad Billingsley or Clayton Kershaw, so let's stop that crazy talk right now.

4. The even keel of Joe Torre. His (ab)use of the bullpen and odd use of Matt Kemp can be maddening, but for the most part Torre has managed the Dodgers masterfully, as evidenced by their 29-21 record in Manny's absence. Yet Torre's greatest value has been outside the lines; his statesmanship and media skills held the team together during the Manny maelstrom. Don't just take our word for it: others agree as well.

5. Credit to Colletti. Every GM is going to make mistakes, but Colletti's have erred on the side of wasting money as opposed to talent. Because you can always make more money. (Right, Frank?) In his four years as the Dodgers' GM, Colletti's boldest move has been doing nothing — that is, not trading the core of the team's burgeoning young players, and that inaction is paying off this season. Colletti's big test will be upgrading the pitching staff at a reasonable price before July 31. (More Colletti kudos here and here. But not here.)

Sunday, June 14, 2009

For Grammar Geeks Only (Part 2)

6. How should you capitalize headlines?

    a. capitalize all words
    b. don't capitalize articles and prepositions

Example:

    a. A Funny Thing Happened On The Way To The Forum
    b. A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Staples Center

How should you capitalize headlines?
capitalize all words
don't capitalize articles and prepositions
  
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7. How should you pluralize an Arabic numeral?

    a. add an "s"
    b. add an apostrophe and "s"

Example:

    a. I wish I had made it out to a Las Vegas 51s game.
    b. When in Vegas, who has time for a 51's game?

How should you pluralize an Arabic numeral?
add an "s"
add an apostrophe and "s"
  
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8. Should these terms be compound words or hyphenated?

    a. compound: changeup, lineup, strikeout
    b. hyphenated: change-up, line-up, strike-out

Example:

    a. Dodger relievers made it into the lineup early last night, throwing few changeups and getting only one strikeout.
    b. Facing the heart of the opposing line-up, C-Wade and Tron-Tron threw change-ups to J-Mart for strike-outs.

Should these terms be compound words or hyphenated?
compound: changeup, lineup, strikeout
hyphenated: change-up, line-up, strike-out
  
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9. How should you refer to the highest level of minor-league baseball?

    a. AAA
    b. Class AAA
    c. triple-A
    d. Triple-A

Example:

    a. The Dodgers' AAA team is the Albuquerque Isotopes.
    b. Before that, the Dodgers' Class AAA team was the Las Vegas 51s/51's.
    c. Before that, the Dodgers' triple-A team was the Albuquerque Dukes.
    d. Before that, the Dodgers' Triple-A team was the Spokane Indians.
    e. Someone needs to update this Wikipedia page: Los Angeles Dodgers Minor League Affiliations.

How should you refer to the highest level of minor-league baseball?
AAA
Class AAA
triple-A
Triple-A
  
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10. How should teams with singular names be treated?

    a. in the singular
    b. in the plural

Example:

    a. The Magic is toast.
    b. The Magic are toast.

How should teams with singular names be treated?
in the singular
in the plural
  
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Looking for the first five questions? For Grammar Geeks Only (Part 1)

Saturday, June 13, 2009

For Grammar Geeks Only (Part 1)

1. Which term is correct?

    a. Dodgers fans
    b. Dodger fans

Example:

    a. I recommend Jon Weisman's book 100 Things Dodgers Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die.
    b. Should 100 Things Dodgers Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die really be titled 100 Things Dodger Fans Should Know & Do Before They Die?

Which term is correct?
Dodgers fans
Dodger fans
  
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2. What is the plural of RBI?

    a. RBI
    b. RBIs
    c. RBI's
    d. RsBI

Example:

    a. James Loney leads the Dodgers with 42 RBI.
    b. Loney would have even more RBIs if he hadn't stranded five men last night.
    c. In addition to having no RBI's last night, Loney also made an error that led to a Rangers run.
    d. Hey, would you get off Loney's case, what with the errors and the RsBI and all.

What is the plural of RBI?
RBI
RBIs
RBI's
RsBI
  
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3. Which format is correct?

    a. em dash with no spaces
    b. two dashes with no spaces
    c. em dash with spaces
    d. two dashes with spaces

Example:

    a. Don't look now—the Dodgers are only 5-5 in June.
    b. Don't look now--the Giants are only seven games back.
    c. Don't look now — the Rockies have won nine straight.
    d. Don't look now -- I'm an alarmist.

Which format is correct?
em dash with no spaces
two dashes with no spaces
em dash with spaces
two dashes with spaces
  
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4. Should you capitalize "interleague play"?

    a. yes
    b. no

Example:

    a. The Dodgers have an all-time record of 91-104 in Interleague Play.
    b. The Dodgers sure blow in interleague play.

Should you capitalize "interleague play"?
yes
no
  
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5. What is the correct way to abbreviate ante meridiem and post meridiem?

    a. am/pm
    b. a.m./p.m.
    c. AM/PM
    d. A.M./P.M.

Example:

What is the correct way to abbreviate ante meridiem and post meridiem?
am-pm
a.m.-p.m.
AM-PM
A.M.-P.M.
  
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Grammar geeks, look for Part 2 of this poll tomorrow!

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