A: Because South Carolinians may not be able to find their way to the stadium.
Hat tip to Deadspin for this non-sports-related post. I know, it's a bit mean-spirited of us to post this. But it's funny. And Lord knows the Dodgers need some humor right now.
BTW, gotta love Mario Lopez trying not to bust a gut as he takes the microphone back. Too bad poor Lauren Caitlin Upton wasn't Saved By The Bell.
UPDATE: For even more fun, here's Morning Toast with a map that you can use to follow along with Upton's stream of consciousness. Fire up the video, listen to the audio, and follow the map. Good times!