Monday, August 13, 2007

Son of Sons of Steve Garvey

On Friday, one of the SoSG founders welcomed a new Dodgers fan into the world. But since the SoSG'ers are vowed to a life of anonymity (and celibacy... until nine months ago), all I can say is

Congratulations (Former Dodger Player) and his female companion, wife, and/or host body, on the birth of their son named _________, weighing in at ______ stones.

Frank McCourt has promised to get the traffic and slugger problems solved by the time he's old enough to spend eight dollars on his first Dodgers beer.

5 comments:

Orel said...

Ah, the "Procreation" label. Let's see how much use this one gets.

Lasorda said...

$8 for a beer? Where is he going to get that? At one of Arte Moreno's stands at the Big A?

Anonymous said...

If you can't say who it is, don't even bother. Ridiculous!!

Orel said...

You're right. The child belongs to anonymous.

Delino DeShields said...

Hey A(ngry) Nonymous, I'll give you a hint. The kid ain't mine. No matter what the baby mommy say.