When I was in college, a good friend of mine wrote this pithy one-line synopsis of The Crying Game: "Small breasts...whoa! She has a penis!"
I don't think I can match that brilliance.
But for those of you that don't want to spend the $3 to buy Sports Illustrated, let me offer this Cliff's Notes version to the cover story of the latest issue (which, during the middle of baseball season, is about NFL football, for some inexplicable reason):
- Pro football involves big hits.
- Hitting players love them. Hit players often can't remember them.
- Fans love them, so screw the risks (which are not covered in detail in this article).
And there you have it. No need to shell out three sheckles. Thanks for the in-depth (and hard-hitting?) journalism, Tim Layden!