Yet another horrible chop-shop advertisement from Clippers owner Donald Sterling.
Where would you like to live? Perhaps, in one of Donald Sterling's many apartment buildings, all of which fall under brilliant blood-red, apocalypse-threatening skies?
Perhaps you want to live in a building in Westwood (column 1), which looks remarkably similar to the Wilshire Corridor (column 2)? Or in Mid-Wilshire (column 3), which looks exactly like Granada Hills (column 4)?
Or maybe you want to live in the Hollywood sign? Or in an apartment building that looks exactly like a woman's giant face, in Koreatown? Or just frolic around with happy people on the beach, in myriad Sterling properties?
It's funny how all those red skies make for pretty unappealing real estate ads.