Hyun-Jin Ryu (10-3, 3.15) vs. Carlos Martinez (0-0, 5.56)
The Cardinals have called up Carlos Martinez to start tonight's game, after the Dodgers managed to rustle Westbrook* last night. The Dodgers should have an easy time against Martinez, since he'll be trapped in an invisible box all night.
Actually, the Dodgers have seen Martinez already once this year. He pitched in relief in a game that, oddly enough, Jake Westbrook was supposed to start but couldn't due to injury. Dodgers won that game. Sounds like a decent omen to me!
*Joke recycled from original GT idea.
73 comments:
A mime? This is going to be the quietest GT ever
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GAH! This is easily the most disturbing image to ever be posted on the site...and that's saying something.
I hope the Dodgers don't feel like they're walking into the wind tonight.
Or pulling on a long rope.
I just coiled some rope. Does that count?
I just pushed some rope. Does that count?
On the sofa, Eric and Psycho!
attaboy, Carl, way to get us started
Carl gets to second on the roller up the 3rd base line by MEllis
AG can't handle the high-90s fastball
Puig beats out the slow grounder to third, runners on the corners, 2 outs
Dre with a hard grouder right to the first baseman, 3 out
a couple of nice catches (Puig then MEllis) for the first 2 outs
and some nasty breaking balls make out 3
AJEllis flyout.
Also, CCCCCCCCCOMBO BREAKER
AJ hits it well but to Beltran
Uribe fooled by a breaking ball for strike 3
Dee beats out the chopper, Martinez hasn't learned the Jeter jump throw yet
Dee steals second
Ryu with RBI opportunity.
Ryu with a fly out but we are making Martinez work
Deng.
tough luck single up the middle for Holliday followed by a legit single up the middle by Friesz
Cards threatening.
Uribe gets the runner at third but takes a million years to get over there and can't get the guy at first
beeeeyootiful double play!
MEllis with a flare, Carl makes it to third! Nobody out
AG with the sac fly
MEllis tags up to second
1-0 good guys
play at second was mad close
Puig with another little chopper but is thrown out, MEllis over to third, 2 outs
Yay, on the board!
Dre draws the walk, runners at the corners, 2 outs
Martinez has "Tsunami" tattooed on his right arm
AJellis draws a walk
Uribe can't do anything with the Rancho
three nasty Ks
Uribe has "Umami" tattooed on his arm.
#LAjoke
All of the patience of the first three innings is immediately gone in the 4th
Dodgers go 1-2-3 in the 4th.
nice pickup by AG for the first out
Holiday squirts another one up the middle
It appears Andre will be the outfielder traded!
cmon, kid, don't let it bug ya
What in the hell was Andre thinking with that lob back into the infield??
FB...You are so articulate. When I grow up, I want to express myself just a well as you do!! =)
I learned by watching Spank
Good job, AG
good job, YP
AJELLIS!!!!!!!!
Oh ehjay!
AJEllis! Boom
AJ!!!!!
Ooh ooh! My arm! My arm!
Who is hurt? I'm stuck on gameday
@Saxy Martinez has some weird cramp in his forearm down to his pointer finger
"Butte" is funnier written than said
Great inning, kid!
Dee Gordon, back to .200 BA
@DodgerNation with the HR gif:
http://www.dodgersnation.com/animated-a-j-ellis-smacks-three-run-home-run-against-cardinals/2013/08/08
ground ball eats up Dee
Dee knows the Jeter jump throw
Nice job for Ryu so far, 98 pitches through six
Nice job Jerry!
Yeah! The best thing about the boys coming home is we get Vin back!
good job, Paco
attaboy, Kenley!
FUCKYES
Great game!
7-1 on the trip, 3 of 4 in St Louis
fucking amazing
Boom. Way to go guys
Big smile!
Anyone else notice the awkward outfield jump?
Anyways. We make party!!!
BJ, enjoy Vin tomorrow, because it's Fox on Saturday and ESPN on Sunday.
+1 on Dodgers Twitterer:
"@Nelly_Mo you can find us, in St. Louis rollin on dubs."
cc: FB
Two days to Nomopalooza. I'm fucking excited, you guys.
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