For those of you cooking at home on this fine Saturday, here's a nice recipe for a backyard lobster bake:
15 pounds of seaweed
16 (1 1/2 pound) lobsters
16 ears corn, shucked
5 pounds red potatoes, parboiled halfway in salted water
10 pounds large clams
1 bottle white wine
2 yards wet burlap
Special equipment: #3 galvanized washtub
Start the fire 1 hour in advance, making sure the coals are white hot before you begin cooking.What on earth made with seaweed ever tastes good? Well, maybe Scotch is an exception.
Spread 1/2 of the seaweed on the bottom of the tub to protect the lobsters from burning. Place lobsters on top of seaweed. Place the corn on top of the lobster, and the potatoes on top of the corn. Arrange the raw clams on top of the vegetables and top with the remaining seaweed. Pour the wine into the tub. Place the wet burlap over the food and tuck the edges into the tub to retain the steam inside.
Place the tub on top of the coals. Every 15 minutes, moisten the burlap with water. Cook for about 45 minutes.
Serve the lobster bake strewn out on newspapers, with melted butter, piles of coarse sea salt, and favorite spices as condiments.
Should be a day when we can keep these guys in hot water with Ryu cruising. Let's turn these lobstah-loving losers Blue.
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Ellsbury CF
Victorino RF
Pedroia 2B
Napoli 1B
Gomes LF
Drew SS
Middlebrooks 3B
Ross C
Lester SP
Gotta keep pitching.
Puig RF
M Ellis 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Ramirez SS
A Ellis C
Ethier CF
Uribe 3B
Hairston LF
Ryu P
I have determined that the Dodgers have the slowest lineup release of any team.
Lets do this thing. I bet a bosox fan dinner for the series win and I need to collect
What time should I come over for the lobster bake?
Tantric lineup posting.
FYI: Just did a radio show with 100 stations across the country and plugged SOSG!!
Thanks, BJ! You have a link?
@Nomo
It's like Sting does the lineup for us.
They also have the slowest will call ticket release for team family and friends. I remember hangin with Dre's father a few years ago and missing Dodgers batting practice in San Diego.
I think we got this one. Lets do it for FB who is currently trying to get amnesty in Uganda.
We'd help FB, but we haven't had much luck getting Stubbs out of that Turkish prison.
Or was it a turkey prison?
Or was it a turkey burger?
Asada street tacos: check
Negra modelos down the hatch
Let's do this!
pa- PJ are you at the Yard? let's dry hump if possible.
I am not Dusty and my directtv channel guide has informed me they are showing the Oakland Bmore game. Fuck a turkey.
Any Sons at the game today? We're in the Top Deck but willing to travel.
Loney Fan sighting!
I miss the old Avatar
Good applause for Uribe on his introduction.
ni
Wilson apparel update on the main page.
The old avatar was my wife. She left for a Philliea fan last year. Best Dodger game of the year when we beat the Phillies as she was at the game in Phillies gear.
Damn what a tale, LF!
@LoneyFan: what? Are you serious?!
Sorry to hear it, LoneyFan. We loved your avatar but if she left for a Phils fan I question her judgment
At least he didn't throw at Victorino's head or he would have had a tantrum.
Speaking of tragic, this is not a good start for Ryu.
(Arash Markazi scrambles to find new narrative)
Orel, it will be up Monday. Will send a link then.
Jesus christ, Ryu! That was terrible. From what i cld tell he only hit above 90 once. Something seems off with him.
Ryu better get his head in this game. We can beat this scraggly looking band of sasquatches
brutal strike zone
I hope this isn't a World Series preview.
Damn, LF. So you lost the missus and your namesake first baseman.
Uh...what's happening?
Why the fuck would the Dodgers "back away" from extending Kershaw?
1st inning Ryu < rest of game Ryu
When Did MEllis start walking up to Sucka MC's?
4-0 through 4. Glad I'm not there to see this one.
Going from bad to worse with Marmol
Marmol was fine. WTF Puig???
Two lousy hits through six. Come on, Blue!
Let's MO-Lester!
Not our day.
Uribe unassisted GIDP.
Back on Friday, that would have been a three-run HR
I blame Dusty posting the Sox lineup.
This game still gwan?
This is sad
@Gnomes: the posting of the sox lineup was indeed weird
If this is it, please let me know
AGon 2-RBI double!
4-2, but AJ had a great opportunity there...
LULZberry!
Well, shit.
If Cappy leaves me hanging tomorrow, I'll find a way to make him pay.
Jesus f'in christ w the lineup. Forget it - i ain't posting anything else this series.
(takes ball, goes home)
I also realized that we didn't label this GT with our starting pitcher, another rarity.
Hmm.
(ducks, in advance of the shoe Dusty is throwing at him)
Need to do a research project but i thought the usual convention was to label w opposing pitcher.
Some serious meta shit right here.
Quick recent scan shows some label of opposing pitcher, some of Dodger, and some of neither. #PrettySureNoOneIsWrong
D-Bags just starting 18th inning in Philly
Gotta love extra inning baseball!
Can't stop watching this extra-innings shitfest.
Give Wells a break ump!
Gosewisch? That isn't a real name.
@Paul
Neither is Tuffy.
2 outs! Come on #22!
90 mph flat heater but 90mph. . God bless him. I want to buy this guy a beer.
Strictly handheld is the style I go.
Really! Where was the centerfielder positioned.
D bags.
Never rock the mic with the panty hose, Paul.
That's Neeebs thing.
Fuck ump! Dudley do right. Open your zone!
Open your zone is a great Flaming Menudos song btw. Think this game is over.
I dedicate "Open Your Zone" to Neeebs' mom every time I play it acoustic on tour.
PGT up!
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