Wednesday, August 28, 2013

Roll Out the Red Carpet

In the most hotly contested battle of 2013, D.E.L.I.N.O will be representing the Glorious Sons of Steve Garvey at the LA Weekly Web Awards. Not since Homer Simpson won a Grammy for Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word or Barbershop Album of the Year has such a collection of talent been found in one category.

Best Sports Blog

Clips Nation

Land O Lakers

Modern hiker

Nobody Hikes in LA

Grantland

Blogilates

Dodgers Nation

Dodger Thoughts

Sons of Steve Garvey

The Royal Half.

I would take this opportunity to belittle our competitors, but (aside from the Delovely Dodgers Nation and Dodgers Thoughts), I don't know who the F they are.

Hopefully our voters are from Illinois, and stuffed the ballot box with abandon.

I'd claim it's an honor to be nominated, but does history remember the fifth place Best Sports Blog from 2012. No sir. Give me victory, or give me death. Or at the very least, some apps and booze.

I'll represent SoSG Nation with pride, dignity and sobriety. And if we win, expect one or all of the following...

5 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

Wait, representing SoSG with sobriety? That doesn't seem right.

D.E.L.I.N.O said...

True.
(Cracks open can of Whiskey)

Done

Hideo Nomo said...

Just heard we lost. Hope DelinO is rioting appropriately.

Dusty Baker said...

I'm proud of us! Winning would have been an endorsement of a publication that dissed Vinny the way it did recently.

Steve Sax said...

Frickin' Lakers.