In the most hotly contested battle of 2013, D.E.L.I.N.O will be representing the Glorious Sons of Steve Garvey at the LA Weekly Web Awards. Not since Homer Simpson won a Grammy for Outstanding Soul, Spoken Word or Barbershop Album of the Year has such a collection of talent been found in one category.
Best Sports Blog
Land O Lakers
Nobody Hikes in LA
Sons of Steve Garvey
The Royal Half.
I would take this opportunity to belittle our competitors, but (aside from the Delovely Dodgers Nation and Dodgers Thoughts), I don't know who the F they are.
Hopefully our voters are from Illinois, and stuffed the ballot box with abandon.
I'd claim it's an honor to be nominated, but does history remember the fifth place Best Sports Blog from 2012. No sir. Give me victory, or give me death. Or at the very least, some apps and booze.
I'll represent SoSG Nation with pride, dignity and sobriety. And if we win, expect one or all of the following...