Ricky Nolasco (9-9, 3.60) vs. Jahn Lackey (8-10, 3.22).
So the Red Sawx come into Dahdja Stadium and I have to pahk my cah wicked fah from the gate. If you're gonna be at the Stadium tonight, drop an email and tell me whe-rah ya' ah, so we can have a Sammy togethah at the game. Otherwise, we can meet up latah across the street at the Cask 'n' Flagon, right? How 'bout at a Dunkie's? What? You don't have 'em? Ah, what a pissah.