Friday, August 23, 2013

Game 128 Thread: August 23 vs. Red Sox, 7p

Ricky Nolasco (9-9, 3.60) vs. Jahn Lackey (8-10, 3.22).

So the Red Sawx come into Dahdja Stadium and I have to pahk my cah wicked fah from the gate. If you're gonna be at the Stadium tonight, drop an email and tell me whe-rah ya' ah, so we can have a Sammy togethah at the game. Otherwise, we can meet up latah across the street at the Cask 'n' Flagon, right? How 'bout at a Dunkie's? What? You don't have 'em? Ah, what a pissah.

Go Dodgers.

112 comments:

BJ Killeen said...

Maybe we can get Uribe to translate...

Missing the game tonight due to a gathering. I will be checking in tho...go Blue!

Cliff Beefpile said...

"whe-rah"

HA!

Dusty Baker said...

Crawford LF
Puig RF
Gonzalez 1B
Ramirez SS
Ethier CF
Uribe 3B
M Ellis 2B
Federowicz C
Nolasco P

Dusty Baker said...

Gotta keep pitching.

Paul said...

I wonder if Batman will be there!!!!

Hideo Nomo said...

Why no AJ?

Dusty Baker said...

Yeah don't like the T-Fed angle.

Dusty Baker said...

9.5 games back
9.5 games up
Tilt your head back and finish the cup

Dusty Baker said...

Playoff atmosphere, great story lines, SoCal weather, this is going to be great.

Let's get some shit talking going on, folks!

Hideo Nomo said...

Will likely not get to watch any of these games this weekend. Super bummed. Will shit talk when possible.

Dusty Baker said...

I has a sads for Gnomes.

Dusty Baker said...

Where my dawgs at?

Cliff Beefpile said...

Pedroia annoys the shit out of me. Goddamn MSB poster boy.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Bases loaded and nobody out for the Phils in the bottom of the 9th. C'mon, Frillies!

spank r said...

I've got a broom ready with the Red Sox name on it for after the series. And i ain't going to use it for sweeping.

#BostonButt

spank r said...

In the mancave,Dusty!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Holy shit! I didn't even recognize Lackey, he looks so thin.

Cliff Beefpile said...

10-game lead...for the time being. Utley walks to drive in the game-winning run and beat AZ 4-3.

Dusty Baker said...

On the sofa, Vinny!

Dusty Baker said...

Great news, Cliff!

Hideo Nomo said...

John Lacking.

Hideo Nomo said...

We got a half game via shrimp? Sweet!

Cliff Beefpile said...

At least we get to hurl obscenities at Victorino again...just like old times.

Cliff Beefpile said...

My prediction for the attendance tonight: 49,722.

Dusty Baker said...

Yeah I'm feeling the Crown Vic hateHateHATE tonight.

Nolasco looks good first inning. Outside of that one hanging curve, he was lights out. Keep it up, homie!

Dusty Baker said...

Lackey really has lost a lot of weight. Chicken weight, I presume.

Dusty Baker said...

A reprise of my old Victorino haiku for you new kids on the block:

There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
We'll whip the Yank-mes fo shizzle
Or cause the BoSox to fizzle
Fuck you Shane Victorino!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Siddown, Sacagawea!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Nolasco looks good through two.

Dusty Baker said...

We're getting some wood...on the ball the first time through seeing sLackey. Hopefully we'll be able to do something with it second time batting around.

Dusty Baker said...

^Sorry, meant limerick above^

I have a file of haikus and limericks from back in the day so I had the word haiku in my mind.

Dusty Baker said...

Vin's voice is music to my ears. #PerfectEvening

Cliff Beefpile said...

I have to say, I do like Ortiz's 'Clubber Lang' beard.

Cliff Beefpile said...

@DB:

re:#PerfectEvening

Amen. It really doesn't get any better than this.

Dusty Baker said...

No way I can ever say anything bad about Big Papi.

When I was in Boston for some games earlier this summer, I saw him between innings stand there and talk to a wee lad for so long that the ump had to come over and tell him that play needed to start.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I didn't think Victorino could get any more irritating...and then he grew a "beard".

Dusty Baker said...

For those of you in SoCal, and even if you aren't, open your patio door and let the early evening waft in. Turn up Vinny and take in the night.

This is Dodger baseball.

Dusty Baker said...

Shit it's already the 4th inning.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Big Papi has always struck me as a good guy. Awesome story, Dusty.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Crawford with a leadoff single! Let's get some runs dammit!

Cliff Beefpile said...

MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP!

Cliff Beefpile said...

That one was CRUSHED! Way to go, HanRam!

Dusty Baker said...

Fucking crushed, as Cliff well noted. At night. At DS. To deepest part of CF.

Dusty Baker said...

Nava HBP with one out. Keep it together, Enrique!

Dusty Baker said...

45

Dusty Baker said...

Dammit, what did I just say, Nolasco?

Dusty Baker said...

DP! and I don't mean Dr. Pepper or double penetration.

spank r said...

Gotta keep sniffing glue

Cliff Beefpile said...

Another season, another shitty Raiders team.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Barves lose. A Dodger win tonight and they're only one game back for the best record in the NL...this team was 30-42 at one point!!! Yes, three exclamation marks!

Paul said...

Late to the party. Getting my son off the binky is like detoxing a heroin addict. Jeez where is the booze.

Dusty Baker said...

@Paul

Here. The booze is here. What can I get 'cha?

Paul said...

Missed Hanley's homerun. Booo but good job!

Dusty Baker said...

@Cliff

Raiders!!! (cries)

Paul said...

@Dusty

Something that works quick.

Dusty Baker said...

Way to track that down, E!

Dusty Baker said...

@Paul

One pan-galactic gargle blaster coming up!

rbnlaw said...

Hu? He's the guy playing 1st.

Paul said...

Great pitching!

rbnlaw said...

@DB: drank that tallboy. Killing its brother right now.

Dusty Baker said...

Proud of you, Tabasco! You've been dominant awesome tonight.

Dusty Baker said...

@RBN

Take out its whole family!

rbnlaw said...

Nolasco having his best night as a Doyer.

rbnlaw said...

It's a Bud mass-a-cree ovah heah, DB.

Dusty Baker said...

I want this win bad tonight. Would be great opening statement.

Paul said...

Found a garnacha and cold pizza. That is a win for tonight.

Paul said...

Oh and the Dodgers better hold tambien.

Dusty Baker said...

RBN is keeping a bunch of Bud tallboys in a basement of a house in Cleveland. #OwningThem

Paul said...

^on

Paul said...

I remember when I wanted the Dodgers to cut Uribe in the spring.

Silly me i blame the booze.

Dusty Baker said...

Tabasco still on. One out in the 8th. Full pen ready to help if need be.

Cliff Beefpile said...

I want this tallboy DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to da ground!

Dusty Baker said...

Nicely played, MEllis! Two down.

Dusty Baker said...

Three down! We go to bottom of the 8th 2-0 Dodgers.

rbnlaw said...

Just to clarify; I have not done anything inappropriate with these tallboys.

Cept drinking the shit outta dem.


And Tabasco is cruuuzin.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Shit. Nolasco is cruising...Kenley or give him a shot at a complete game?

Dusty Baker said...

Pie Rats up 3-1 over Gnats in the 7th.

rbnlaw said...

Hey, Cliffie;
Your lips to my ears.
#done #tallboykillah

Cliff Beefpile said...

@RBN: Hey, what you do with those tallboys in the privacy of your own home is your business. We're not here to judge.

Paul said...

Keep him in.

Dusty Baker said...

I say Kenley. Not enough of a lead right now against a big-hitting team.

Dusty Baker said...

Oooof. A rare disagreement bt Paul and me.

I could easily be wrong.

I could easily be drunk.

rbnlaw said...

Looking like Tabasco is going 9, bishes.

rbnlaw said...

Time for the DB/Paul throw-down.

Paul said...

Garnacha is settling in my blood stream. Dodgers are keeping the blood pressure low. Let's keep it that way.

Paul said...

I would be okay with Kenley. He has been lights out. Just feeling that Tabasco is hot!

Dusty Baker said...

A lot of boos for Victorino.

A lot of booze for Dusty and Paul.

Dusty Baker said...

This would be the Paul and Dusty throw down:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUAueFkVYvA

Dusty Baker said...

We go to the ninth. Let's do this for Tabasco, Kenley!

Paul said...

Also gotta get the kid in some playoff type scenarios. So I agree with my Dust brother. Such a flip flop.

rbnlaw said...

Hanley.
Done.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Carp went to my high school? Still don't want him to get a hit.

rbnlaw said...

Kanley. Hanley. Janley.
Another beer, please.

rbnlaw said...

Jensen, Jansen.
Tomato, tomahto. Hossenpheffer, incorporated.

Paul said...

Curly, burly Shirley.

rbnlaw said...

Keep looking, Jacoby.

rbnlaw said...

Got heeeem.

Paul said...

Dealin.

Paul said...

Don't hit him ......

rbnlaw said...

I'm ok with plunking the Cryin Hawaiian.

rbnlaw said...

Remind me, why was League ever our closer?

Paul said...

Ha ha!

rbnlaw said...

Fucking Victorino.

Dusty Baker said...

Remind me, why did we ever sign League?

rbnlaw said...

Done and dusted.

Paul said...

Make party!!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

SIDDOWN, VICTORINO! Bitch.

rbnlaw said...

10.5 bishes.

rbnlaw said...

4 in a row.

Paul said...

Good call Dusty and nice YouTube pull.

*faints*

rbnlaw said...

20 game swing since mid-June.

Dusty Baker said...

HMFY PGT Up!