Ricky Nolasco (9-9, 3.60) vs. Jahn Lackey (8-10, 3.22).
So the Red Sawx come into Dahdja Stadium and I have to pahk my cah wicked fah from the gate. If you're gonna be at the Stadium tonight, drop an email and tell me whe-rah ya' ah, so we can have a Sammy togethah at the game. Otherwise, we can meet up latah across the street at the Cask 'n' Flagon, right? How 'bout at a Dunkie's? What? You don't have 'em? Ah, what a pissah.
Go Dodgers.
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Maybe we can get Uribe to translate...
Missing the game tonight due to a gathering. I will be checking in tho...go Blue!
"whe-rah"
HA!
Crawford LF
Puig RF
Gonzalez 1B
Ramirez SS
Ethier CF
Uribe 3B
M Ellis 2B
Federowicz C
Nolasco P
Gotta keep pitching.
I wonder if Batman will be there!!!!
Why no AJ?
Yeah don't like the T-Fed angle.
9.5 games back
9.5 games up
Tilt your head back and finish the cup
Playoff atmosphere, great story lines, SoCal weather, this is going to be great.
Let's get some shit talking going on, folks!
Will likely not get to watch any of these games this weekend. Super bummed. Will shit talk when possible.
I has a sads for Gnomes.
Where my dawgs at?
Bases loaded and nobody out for the Phils in the bottom of the 9th. C'mon, Frillies!
I've got a broom ready with the Red Sox name on it for after the series. And i ain't going to use it for sweeping.
#BostonButt
In the mancave,Dusty!
Holy shit! I didn't even recognize Lackey, he looks so thin.
10-game lead...for the time being. Utley walks to drive in the game-winning run and beat AZ 4-3.
On the sofa, Vinny!
Great news, Cliff!
John Lacking.
We got a half game via shrimp? Sweet!
At least we get to hurl obscenities at Victorino again...just like old times.
My prediction for the attendance tonight: 49,722.
Yeah I'm feeling the Crown Vic hateHateHATE tonight.
Nolasco looks good first inning. Outside of that one hanging curve, he was lights out. Keep it up, homie!
Lackey really has lost a lot of weight. Chicken weight, I presume.
A reprise of my old Victorino haiku for you new kids on the block:
There once was a team from L.A.,
Who into October will play;
We'll whip the Yank-mes fo shizzle
Or cause the BoSox to fizzle
Fuck you Shane Victorino!
Siddown, Sacagawea!
Nolasco looks good through two.
We're getting some wood...on the ball the first time through seeing sLackey. Hopefully we'll be able to do something with it second time batting around.
^Sorry, meant limerick above^
I have a file of haikus and limericks from back in the day so I had the word haiku in my mind.
Vin's voice is music to my ears. #PerfectEvening
I have to say, I do like Ortiz's 'Clubber Lang' beard.
@DB:
re:#PerfectEvening
Amen. It really doesn't get any better than this.
No way I can ever say anything bad about Big Papi.
When I was in Boston for some games earlier this summer, I saw him between innings stand there and talk to a wee lad for so long that the ump had to come over and tell him that play needed to start.
I didn't think Victorino could get any more irritating...and then he grew a "beard".
For those of you in SoCal, and even if you aren't, open your patio door and let the early evening waft in. Turn up Vinny and take in the night.
This is Dodger baseball.
Shit it's already the 4th inning.
Big Papi has always struck me as a good guy. Awesome story, Dusty.
Crawford with a leadoff single! Let's get some runs dammit!
MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP! MVP!
That one was CRUSHED! Way to go, HanRam!
Fucking crushed, as Cliff well noted. At night. At DS. To deepest part of CF.
Nava HBP with one out. Keep it together, Enrique!
Dammit, what did I just say, Nolasco?
DP! and I don't mean Dr. Pepper or double penetration.
Gotta keep sniffing glue
Barves lose. A Dodger win tonight and they're only one game back for the best record in the NL...this team was 30-42 at one point!!! Yes, three exclamation marks!
Late to the party. Getting my son off the binky is like detoxing a heroin addict. Jeez where is the booze.
@Paul
Here. The booze is here. What can I get 'cha?
Missed Hanley's homerun. Booo but good job!
@Cliff
Raiders!!! (cries)
@Dusty
Something that works quick.
Way to track that down, E!
@Paul
One pan-galactic gargle blaster coming up!
Hu? He's the guy playing 1st.
Great pitching!
@DB: drank that tallboy. Killing its brother right now.
Proud of you, Tabasco! You've been dominant awesome tonight.
@RBN
Take out its whole family!
Nolasco having his best night as a Doyer.
It's a Bud mass-a-cree ovah heah, DB.
I want this win bad tonight. Would be great opening statement.
Found a garnacha and cold pizza. That is a win for tonight.
Oh and the Dodgers better hold tambien.
RBN is keeping a bunch of Bud tallboys in a basement of a house in Cleveland. #OwningThem
^on
I remember when I wanted the Dodgers to cut Uribe in the spring.
Silly me i blame the booze.
Tabasco still on. One out in the 8th. Full pen ready to help if need be.
I want this tallboy DEAD! I want his family DEAD! I want his house burned to da ground!
Nicely played, MEllis! Two down.
Three down! We go to bottom of the 8th 2-0 Dodgers.
Just to clarify; I have not done anything inappropriate with these tallboys.
Cept drinking the shit outta dem.
And Tabasco is cruuuzin.
Shit. Nolasco is cruising...Kenley or give him a shot at a complete game?
Pie Rats up 3-1 over Gnats in the 7th.
Hey, Cliffie;
Your lips to my ears.
#done #tallboykillah
@RBN: Hey, what you do with those tallboys in the privacy of your own home is your business. We're not here to judge.
Keep him in.
I say Kenley. Not enough of a lead right now against a big-hitting team.
Oooof. A rare disagreement bt Paul and me.
I could easily be wrong.
I could easily be drunk.
Looking like Tabasco is going 9, bishes.
Time for the DB/Paul throw-down.
Garnacha is settling in my blood stream. Dodgers are keeping the blood pressure low. Let's keep it that way.
I would be okay with Kenley. He has been lights out. Just feeling that Tabasco is hot!
A lot of boos for Victorino.
A lot of booze for Dusty and Paul.
This would be the Paul and Dusty throw down:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yUAueFkVYvA
We go to the ninth. Let's do this for Tabasco, Kenley!
Also gotta get the kid in some playoff type scenarios. So I agree with my Dust brother. Such a flip flop.
Hanley.
Done.
Carp went to my high school? Still don't want him to get a hit.
Kanley. Hanley. Janley.
Another beer, please.
Jensen, Jansen.
Tomato, tomahto. Hossenpheffer, incorporated.
Curly, burly Shirley.
Keep looking, Jacoby.
Got heeeem.
Dealin.
Don't hit him ......
I'm ok with plunking the Cryin Hawaiian.
Remind me, why was League ever our closer?
Ha ha!
Remind me, why did we ever sign League?
Done and dusted.
Make party!!!
SIDDOWN, VICTORINO! Bitch.
10.5 bishes.
4 in a row.
Good call Dusty and nice YouTube pull.
*faints*
20 game swing since mid-June.
HMFY PGT Up!
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