Clayton Kershaw (2-4, 4.11) vs. John Lannan (7-12, 3.95).
COMMENTS: Sometimes ya just gotta laugh. What, did we say that already? Well, you know who else is laughing? Diamondbacks fans. Sure, the Dodgers are in position to get swept by the league-worst Nationals, but the Diamondbacks just got swept by the third-worst Padres. Suckitude for all!
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Delivered in a non-descript, manilla enveloped, SOSG Sax delivered the mint condition, Shawn Green batting gloves (yes, plural.)
Inside was a note on W Hotels letterhead, with the appropriate salutations.
Careful not to leave any real clues, the mystery behind the psuedonyms remain. But what has changed is that now the curse of the Puzzle Lottery is broken.
By my calculations, the Dodgers have not won since the prize giveaway winner was announced.
Now that the prize was duly delivered to its new, rightful/fateful owner-NEEEBS-the cursed losing streak will end today.
Kemp, CF
Ethier, RF
Manny, LF
Kent, 2B
Loney, 1B
Blake, 3B
Ardoin, C
Berroa, SS
Kershaw, P
Lets see if we can break out of this funk.
If they would have played .500 baseball over the last week, we would be at least tied for 1st. Truly Pathetic!!
erin, you're kinda spacey today.
(seriously, thanks for posting the lineup)
glad you got the package neeebs. We need a picture of your hand in said glove!
Come on Shawn Green gloves!!!
Fucken Kershaw, way to hold a lead
It looks like it will be 7 in a row.
Photo of the glove has been sent via email
37 pitches in the first inning. he will be done by the 4th
Oh well, there's always next year.
Why are they like this? I thought they fired Jim Tracy?
Glove picture is posted, neeebs. Thank you very much!
Let's see if the glove gets love...
Kemp, now 0-for-3 even with the finger pointed at himself
Boy this is awful to watch, even on Gameday.
Troncoso was smooth in the fourth but it struggling in the fifth
We couldn't wait for September this year. We had to start blowing it in the end of August and WITHOUT the Padres help.
Hey Sax, pretty crappy game, eh?
Some teams peak too early. We nadir right on time!
7-2. Unbelievable, everyone is just phoning it in. No amount of green tea can save this.
seriously, the tops of the innings are going by so quickly, I can barely keep up
three big hits so far.
hooooooo boy.
That last out says it all... pathetic
Hello all. Glad to see we are about to be swept. Again.
8-2 Nats. At this rate I'm going to run out of Eddie Izzard routines.
8-2, I can't take this any more. I'm out.
Hey guys. Now I feel like the Nationals are just mocking us.
Hi Erin. Get out while you can.
That's it, that's all I can take. Goodbye Dodgers, I'm leaving you all I don't know when we will see each other again.
Tu as brisé mon coeur
THEY ARE A COMPLETE EMBARASSMENT
bad dodgers make booger cry
Crying was on sunday. its way beyond that now.
Step away from the medicine cabinet.
Hide the razor blades: Jayson Stark reports the Dodgers want to bring back Casey Blake next year.
bad dodgers make booger cry
Not to mention misspell words.
You guys are going to miss the most incredible comeback D.C. has ever seen!
Hey guys. Now I feel like the Nationals are just mocking us.
Garrett?
Rob, are you worried the Angels may have peaked too soon?
The mocking line was meant to be a pun, because of the pitcher's name. But there is no room for joking when the Dodgers suck so bad, I guess.
Scott Elbert getting his contract purchased from AA Jacksonville. White flag time.
WRT the Angels peaking, they've always been like this. The offense has a habit of coming and going; it was just that earlier in the season when this happened (April/May) the pitching was unstoppable. Now the pitching's also having a rough stretch, so you notice it more. See also the 2005 ALCS.
Guzman hits for the cycle.
Just came back home. I'd wish i could quit this team, am i a fool?
11-2 Nats. When we lose, we really lose.
Yes, Karina, you are a fool. A fool in love with the Dodgers!
Karina, you need help.
Rob, that link is brilliant in different levels. Thank you very much!
Orel, a fool in love that is.I know i'll care for this team 'till september comes to an end.
The Angels were on fire a couple of weeks ago. Still time for them to cycle to "hot" in time for the playoffs.
If anyone would say that, it would be you, Karina.
Okay, I have to take my leave of this support group. Commiserate amongst yourselves.
Neeebs, should we email you the address to send the gloves back to, or do you already have it?
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