Thursday, August 28, 2008

Own a Piece of SH--

Fill in the blank as you see fit. With the Mets currently in the throes of their newest late-season collapse (maybe), the team's finding ways to pay off the hefty salary of Hometown Buffet starter Mo Vaughn.

Now loyal fans (and Yankee haters) can own a piece of history. All you have to do is click HERE... and plop down $869. Ironically, it's even more if you live in New York.

So this all got me thinking - if/when Dodger Stadium goes off to that scrapheap in the sky, what piece would you like to own? I'm torn between Gordon Biersch...

and HER:

9 comments:

Delino DeShields said...

Get it. Piece. A Piece.
Eh, what do you know from funny you bastards :-)

Steve Sax said...

Hey, that last photo is from a game where Jason Schmidt was pitching. That's practically a collector's item!

DanGarion said...

Is that the girl that I saw sitting on the field level 1st row, right at the very end of the table seats, on the 3rd baseline, at last Thursdays day game?

Steve Sax said...

I hope she exhales soon.

Rob said...

As the immortal Porgie Tirebiter once said of Louise Wong, she's got a balcony you could do Shakespeare off of...

Orel said...

She's got better curves than Clayton Kershaw.

Eric Karros said...

She's more stacked than the House of Pancakes

Orel said...

She's a bigger bust than the Dodgers.

Delino DeShields said...

She's got real big boobs!

And with that, irony has left the building.