If You're Reading SoSG, This Might Be Important News...

Gary Gygax, Dungeons & Dragons creator, dies. Enters the Great Campaign in the sky.

Not sure what this does to his dexterity or charisma score. Meanwhile, CNN celebrates this solemn 40-year-old-virgin day by running this ad on the obit page.

PS - I only played D&D once in my life, and I didn't inhale.