KISSIMMEE, Fla. -- Houston Astros second baseman Kazuo Matsui will undergo surgery to repair an anal fissure on Monday in Houston.Ironically, an anal fissure is exactly what he once brought to the Mets infield.Matsui has struggled with the health problem for much of spring training and was diagnosed with the condition earlier this week. The expected recovery time after the surgery is two weeks.
PS Never Google-Image "Anal Fissure." Trust me.
4 comments:
Anal fissures? I hope they have their licenses!
Scarier even than that are the quack remedies for that condition.
Quack remedies? Like take two ducks and call me in the morning?
Quick, duck!
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