Monday, March 17, 2008

Jet Li Shows You His Four-Seam Crane Fist

After posing with Andruw Jones, Jet Li proceeded to kick the ass of that guy standing behind him.

After throwing out the ceremonial first pitch, Li kicked the asses of the Swinging Friar, the cameraman, the boom mike operator, that guy with his back to us, and that guy whose left leg you can barely see in the background.

Don't believe me? Watch this:

top photo by Jon SooHoo/Dodgers
bottom photo by Guang Niu/Getty Images


Alex Cora said...

Man, Jet Li may be able to kick 100 guy's butts, but his form SUCKS - not that I would say that to his face though.

Steve Sax said...

Actually, that left leg in the upper right corner is indeed one of the friar's legs; Jet Li had already wrenched it off the monk's body and thrown it aside (this photo catches the leg in flight, before it takes out the Padres' first base coach with a cleat to the eye).

Steve Sax said...

That dude with the mouth-flip at 1:17 has gotta hurt.