Friday, March 21, 2008

A Dodgers Dream House

Mrs. Delino and I are currently in the schizo market for a new home, and came across this beauty. Read on, webslingers.

A DODGER FAN'S DREAM COME TRUE! OLD VICTORIAN STYLE HOME LOCATED BEHIND DODGER STADIUM.DETACHED GARAGE BONUS BEDROOM WITHOUT A PERMIT. COZY FRONT PORCH, VERY CUTE HOME, NEEDS YOUR BUYERS T.L.C.

For Dodgers fans, the location is perfect...except for every single home game.

If you decide to bid on this house, and want to make some extra bones during the season, may I recommend the $20 orange cone removal fee charged by the residents near USC?

5 comments:

Orel said...

"needs TLC" = "is a piece of shit"

Delino DeShields said...

Now you tell me. I just bid twenty percent over market value.

kingbb99 said...

The neighborhood is dialed in. Why Hancock Park when there's Elysian Park? So jealous.

Eric Karros said...

You bid 20% over market value? I told you not to let Colletti negotiate on your behalf.

Delino DeShields said...

I suggest that all of the SoSG'ers pitch in and buy the property. We'll make our money back in parking fees within weeks!