Thursday, August 21, 2014

Post-Games 127/128 Thread: Hot Carl/Stulted


DODGERS 8, PADRES 6
PADRES 4, DODGERS 1

On Tuesday night, the Dodgers beat the Padres, scoring 8 runs in the process. THAT'S GOOD!
On Wednesday night, the Dodgers lost to the Padres, managing only 1 run off of Eric Freaking Stults. THAT'S BAD.
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On Tuesday night, Carl Crawford went 3-3 with a two-run home run. THAT'S GOOD!
On Wednesday night, Carl Crawford didn't start, and only managed a weak groundout in his pinch-hitting appearance. THAT'S BAD.
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On Tuesday night, the Giants had lost a rain-shortened game to the Cubs. THAT'S GOOD!
On Wednesday night, the Giants won a protest to keep that rain-shortened game going, erasing the 1/2 game the Dodgers picked up in the NL West race. THAT'S BAD.
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Zack Greinke's start tonight has been pushed back two days due to "elbow discomfort." THAT'S REAL BAD.
Taking Greinke's place is Clayton Kershaw. THAT'S REAL GOOD!

4 comments:

Fred's Brim said...

Gnats only 1 game back in the loss column :/

Fred's Brim said...

Let's get a win tonight. We're gonna have to grind vs Ross

Steve Sax said...

Hilarious, Gnomes. I was thinking of post-game threads that were of similar ilk. But yours came out funnier!

Steve Sax said...

SF loses the resumed game!