Saturday, August 16, 2014
It was one game, people. Just one game last night. We still bad.
Sure, one of our aces could barely go five and looked like Spanky trying to take a sobriety test at 3 AM. Sure the bullpen again coughed it up like a TB-addled hobo. Sure we wasted more scoring chances than Stubbs did on prom night. Sure....wait, I was trying to be positive.
[Insert positive comments here]
Kershaw goes today. Keep calm.* Fuhgeddaboudit. I'll be at the Yard tonight wearing my deuce-deuce. Hit me up if you'll be there, too.
* In honor of opening day of the English Premier League.
UPDATE: Footage has been obtained of Greinke from last night's game: