It was one game, people. Just one game last night. We still bad.
Sure, one of our aces could barely go five and looked like Spanky trying to take a sobriety test at 3 AM. Sure the bullpen again coughed it up like a TB-addled hobo. Sure we wasted more scoring chances than Stubbs did on prom night. Sure....wait, I was trying to be positive.
[Insert positive comments here]
Kershaw goes today. Keep calm.* Fuhgeddaboudit. I'll be at the Yard tonight wearing my deuce-deuce. Hit me up if you'll be there, too.
* In honor of opening day of the English Premier League.
UPDATE: Footage has been obtained of Greinke from last night's game:
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Gordon 2B
Puig CF
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp RF
Crawford LF
Turner 3B
Ellis C
Rojas SS
Kershaw P
Uribe to DL
Why am I suddenly attracted to Greinke?
Because of his tiny head? Wait, nope.
Montejo obtained.
It will just be a rental.
STOP BUNTING DEE
The Cheater hits a HR. 2-0 Brewers.
Cheaters never prosper.
Philadelphia had a 5-1 lead, but the Giants won
Now 3-1 MIL
Kemp bomb!
(ensuring we'll lose by one run)
Well tonight sucked at the Yard, and apparently in the GT, too.
SOSG is as vibrant as Detroit.
That Kemp HR was a great AB and a great shot, btw. I can take some solace from that.
pgt up
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