Tyson Ross (11-11, 2.70) vs. Clayton Kershaw (14-3, 1.86 ERA)
Last night's game got us all feeling a little salty, and cussin' like ship captains. I'm too at sea (and lazy) to run down the litany of woes we face, but it does feel like there's a storm brewing off the port side.
However, our man Kid K takes the mound tonight. He finds himself starting a day early because Zanky's scheduled start has been pushed back until Saturday due to elbow soreness. If there is ever a time to turn this ship around, it's now. And Kershaw is the man to do just that.
No truth to the rumor that Anchor Steam will be my first beer of choice tomorrow night at the Yard, to put another nail in the coffin of this crappy pun meme.
Thursday, August 21, 2014
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The real meme? Period instead of comma in the headline
If we win, we'll continue that syntax
WOOP let's win tonight!
SF loses the resumed game. Order restored
Which will me more: the number of games Texas will win this year or the number of Simpsons episodes I'll be recording during their current marathon on Fxx?
Homer at the Bat is at 11:30 tomorrow morning, Season 4 begins at 3:30pm tomorrow
god I miss Phil Hartman
That first Yard beer is still 20 mins away, alas.
That's a long beer line!
Nice one, FB.
Sitting here at right field bar. (Shocker!) Young guy comes up and orders a martini. Weird, but I respect that. Alicia asked him what kind of vermouth he wanted. He paused and said whatever is sweet. Then went on to say it wasn't for him, that it was for his grandmother. Wow. I want to meet and hang out with her. Neeebs' mom, watch out.
Beer check: good ole fashioned Sam Lager
Nice olé, Gyorko
Beer check: saving the Leffes in the fridge for Mrs. FB
CC runs down the Medica fly out
Clayton still battling his command
Cmon, Clayton, figure it out
After a walk, Clayton induces a broken-bat double play
Hat shuffle in the second inning? WTF?
Matty draws a 4-pitch walk
Gyorko with a soft throw after a soft grounder from CC, Matty out at second, CC safe at first
Matty clearly favors that ankle. He was nearly limping when he "jogged" back to dugout.
Don't know if he was to the point of crying though.
CC nailed at second after Vin had talked about how Ross was a pitcher you could steal on. And of course Turner singles after that
Ross Ks after fouling off a few pitches, good inning for Clayton
Dee with a 2-out single
Let's see if Puig gives him a chance to steal
wow, Dee thrown out by a mile
another good inning for Clayton
Adrian is the first to hit it in the air but flies to left
Kemp pops to right on the very next pitch, Ross only throws 5 pitches in the 4th
On Kiss Cam tonight, dude acted like he didn't want a kiss from his girlfriend. Then they ha a quick peck. THEN he grabbed her head and slammed it into his crotch. Crowd was stunned. People still murmuring.
another good inning for Clayton
Kiss Cam or Rape Cam?
Carl starts off with 2 straight balls but swings through 3 more
another first pitch out
not much happening with our bats or legs tonight
and Ross gets the first Padres hit
we can't seem to get pitchers out these days
Ross lucky to not get picked off
Clayton K's Solarte to end the inning
jeez, Clayton, I would think at least you would take a few pitches
this feels like bad news
Almonte with a leadoff single
Is where they get the run for the third 1-0 loss of the night?
fuck, Clayton follows with a walk
Medica flies to deep center, Almonte tags up and goes to third
Clayton bounces a curve, Gyorko makes it over to second
how are we so bad at home? that has to even out, right? It will probably even out with us losing all of the rest of our road games
Liriano strikes out for the second out
Finish this off, Clayton
bouncer to third to end the inning. Maybe we can take a lesson on how to grind out a run
This is a new low
Giants up 5-3
We are down 1-0
COME ON PEOPLE
Liriano looks ugly making a catch catching a decently-hit ball by Adrian
this a 6-run 1-run lead
we are 0-46 this season when trailing after 7
good inning for Clayton
Crawford with a chopper off Ross' glove, called safe
How about let's not get thrown out on the basepaths, mmkay?
WOOOOOHOOOO!!!!!!!
Justin Turner with a 2R homer!
2-1 good guys!
bubble that muthafucka!
Yes!
AJ draws a walk
Justin Turner ladies and gents!
AJ nearly nabbed getting back to first on a pitchout
get yo bunts down, fool!
nice work, Migs
Dre up to pinch hit for Clayton
Clayton finishes with 103 pitches after coming back on 4 days rest
Dre can't lay off the low stuff
Dee Ks, on to the 9th
I really hope Kenley is back on track after a few days off
Kenley Ks Almonte for out #1
fuck, Kenley walks Gyorko after getting squeezed on a pitch, old friend/pain in the ass Seth Smith up
Will Venable in to run for Gyorko
Smith flies out to CC, 2 down
Grandal up to pinch hit for Rivera. Vin says that Grandal has had some relative success against Kenley in the past
Is it over?
Venable steals second
We make party? Yes?
WOOOP! Kenley Ks Grandal, good guys win!
Make that party, DBT!
1-46 when trailing after 7
i'll take it!
keep grindin!
Gnite yall!
that was highly satisfying
PGT up!
that's quite the fatty that sailor is smoking
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