Saturday, August 16, 2014

Game 125 Thread: Aug. 16 vs. Brewers, 6p

Clayton Kershaw (14-2, 1.78) vs. Yovani Gallardo (7-6, 3.44)

It was one game, people. Just one game last night. We still bad.

Sure, one of our aces could barely go five and looked like Spanky trying to take a sobriety test at 3 AM. Sure the bullpen again coughed it up like a TB-addled hobo. Sure we wasted more scoring chances than Stubbs did on prom night. Sure....wait, I was trying to be positive.

[Insert positive comments here]

Kershaw goes today. Keep calm.* Fuhgeddaboudit. I'll be at the Yard tonight wearing my deuce-deuce. Hit me up if you'll be there, too.

* In honor of opening day of the English Premier League.

UPDATE: Footage has been obtained of Greinke from last night's game:

15 comments:

Dusty Baker said...

Gordon 2B
Puig CF
Gonzalez 1B
Kemp RF
Crawford LF
Turner 3B
Ellis C
Rojas SS
Kershaw P


Uribe to DL

Hideo Nomo said...

Why am I suddenly attracted to Greinke?

Dusty Baker said...

Because of his tiny head? Wait, nope.

Dusty Baker said...

Montejo obtained.

It will just be a rental.

Steve Sax said...

STOP BUNTING DEE

Steve Sax said...

The Cheater hits a HR. 2-0 Brewers.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Cheaters never prosper.

Steve Sax said...

Philadelphia had a 5-1 lead, but the Giants won

Steve Sax said...

Now 3-1 MIL

Orel said...

Kemp bomb!

Orel said...

(ensuring we'll lose by one run)

Dusty Baker said...

Well tonight sucked at the Yard, and apparently in the GT, too.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

SOSG is as vibrant as Detroit.

Steve Sax said...

That Kemp HR was a great AB and a great shot, btw. I can take some solace from that.

Steve Sax said...

pgt up