Clayton Kershaw (0-0, 0.00) vs. Michael Wacha (0-0, 0.00).
While not technically an elimination game, for us panicky Dodger fans today's game is a real okole squeezer. But if anyone's going to lead us through this mess, it's Matt Kemp Clayton Kershaw, who can probably earn an extra $100 million on his contract by winning today ($200 million if he hits the go-ahead homer like on opening day).
Maybe a day game following a night game is the best way to clear our palates, so prepare for the jump to lightspeed, never tell me the odds, and always let the Wookiee win!
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«Oldest ‹Older 201 – 309 of 309@Paul I can't wait to get into their bullpen
oh wait
Dusty's cat deserves better
Meet the new boss.
Ellis vs rights should be the innovative stat that Donnie should be looking at
righties
Wonder if Kelly will hit Pedroia in the ribs too.
All Donnie had to say to Puig is stand there. You'll walk.
Kershaw getting no run support. Sounds familiar.
2 RBI in 19 innings. Both by Uribe.
I can't even ask for a break since I feel greedy you bums!
Schumaker, you are a waste of a uniform.
It's shocking how quickly this season is crumbling.
This is so unfair to Kershaw. Each one of you players should write a personal apology to him and beg forgiveness.
If the Dodgers are gonna have these fragile superstars next year they need to upgrade the bench big time.
cmon fellas, keep grinding
it's just a run
in the playoff, a walk (or a hit)'s a rally
I feel like writing Kershaw an apology and I'm just a spectator.
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God even your signs suck, St. Louis. "Wacha this way." Fuck you.
that Paddling Out song can get fucked
Homerun please
I will never spend a penny on Bud products again
Young? Seriously?
Zach and Clayton pitch 14 innings giving up 3 runs and we are going to be down 0-2. Terrible.
Well he can't hit into a double play.
Unless Young homers Mattingly may have just cost himself his job.
Hmmm.
Bill Plunkett @billplunkettocr 29s
On the bright side #Dodgers fans -- you gotta figure Kershaw will be available in relief in Games 4 and 5 after only throwing 72 pitches
Molly Knight @molly_knight 10s
BTW: Kershaw showed no ill-effects of having pitched on 3 days rest. I'd pencil him in for game 5. Greinke for game 4 maybe. Nervous time.
Let's take out the only Dodger player with any goddamn heart and insert the utterly useless Michael Young. Well played, Donnie.
Raging
Game 5?
That's the fly ball we needed last night :(
I fear for spank's neighborhood if we lose this
@Wicks or today
keep it to 1 run, boys
hopefully we'll get another shot
Cmon, Belli, keep us close
Belisario in. I can start my depression-fueled eating binge now.
Nice play Punto.
They've gotten brilliant pitching and played solid defense. That's what's weird.
@ FB
Neighborhoods on lock down. they still remember like it was yesterday what happened during the 2008 NBA Finals.
Top of the lineup. Might be our last shot the way Puig and the rest of the lineup have been swinging.
Well...
Cardinals have two hits. Fuck me.
We are done.
@spank somebody's getting their door smashed in with a sweaty mackerel
horrible
It's like they're screwing with us by putting Martinez in. "Here, we'll give you a shot at it. Take it! LOL!"
keep fighting, fellas
keep fighting, SOSGers!
All Dodgers hitters have Puigsitis. The uncontrollable urge to swing and miss at everything.
Gonzales is so clutch.
this feels like a big setup
I'm waiting for our Hollywood ending n
Cmon, JP, keep us close
Nice first pitch by JP
Cmon, JP, throw strikes
@Quad. I'm looking for the sequel
Why are they showing Puig slip. It didn't even impact the game.
Fuck! No walks.
bear down, JP
The thing is, they're not that good. We're outhitting the opponent just like every game in this postseason.
We just can't outhit Donnie.
Maybe Greinke can pitch all the odd-numbered games, and Kershaw can pitch the even-numbered games
Aces did their job in St Louis.
I'm looking at you Noffense.
Here we go!
attaboy, JP - great inning
Remember how i said this felt like a 1-0 loss? I hope to hell I'm wrong like most of the time.
Kersh and Zach and pray for rain?
Kersh and Zack and pray for a nuclear attack
Hollywood stories are best with more drama. Win 3 at home, 1 in stl
Paul you are wrong about everything
"The Rams will never leave LA": wrong
"Berlin wall will be up forever": wrong
"The Flaming Menudos will never break after a Jesus Colorado orgy overdose": wrong
Hoping my Bruins will ease my pain tonight
Puig fails to come through again
just a little magic please
swinging at everything
Uribe of old
We are just hacking.
Ethier looks bad too
And that's that.
that seemed fake
Ugly.
like a fucking fix
Fuck the shit right out of that game.
That was some depression shit right there.
Fuck you Noffense
We are going to need a miracle now. The team looks totally deflated.
we need a real lineup out there.
somebody rub some deer antler potion on Hanley's robs
Don't even know what to say. Feels like the Cardinals destroyed us.
fuck all this
I am furious
I think this team was defeated before they ever took the field. The whole HanRam shit got into their heads. Especially Yasiel's.
time to go cry in some beers
I hope somebody has enough bail money ready for whatever despicably awesome act Spank has planned
A tiny, tiny glimmer of hope.
Molly Knight @molly_knight 7s
Hanley Ramirez x rays negative.
I don't mind losing if we had been beaten but we lost the the game fair and square. We are our own demise...
Wacha beat us pretty good.
2 fucking hits
Damn, feeling bad for Steve Lyons. The guy is hurting.
As I often say, exactly Paul.
Can someone explain again why Puig was batting cleanup?
@DB no
I don't think MEllis should be hitting second, especially against righties. Maybe YP would be better there getting things going instead of us relying on him to be an RBI guy. But Donnie wants Ellis at 2 so he can bunt Carl somewhere
fuck
I'm hearing conflicting reports on HanRam, does he have a cracked rib or not?
@Cliff
Reports are that x-rays are negative.
Having broken, cracked and bruised many ribs, my take is that there isn't really much difference - it all hurts like the fuck.
Red Sox fans look how I feel
Hey guys, what'd I miss?
Of all the dumb Magic tweets:
"Dodger Nation: I know we're down 2-0 to the Cardinals but, it doesn't feel like we're losing the series..."
I want to smoke what Magic is smoking.
PGT up.
Man, I can't do another one of these losing PGTs. I'm dying here.
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