Sunday, October 06, 2013

NLDS Game 3 Thread: Oct. 6 vs. Barves, 5p

Hyun-Jin Ryu (0-0, 0.00) vs. Julio Teheran (0-0, 0.00).

Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Don Mattingly. You manage the Los Angeles Dodgers.

Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.

Joey: You are Donnie Baseball! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.

Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?

Captain Oveur: No, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here.

Roger Murdock: All right, but just remember, my name is Roger Murdock. I'm an airline pilot.

Joey: I think you're the greatest but my dad says you're a slave to lefty-lefty righty-righty matchups. And he says that lots of times, you don't even get the difference between REED JOHNSON and FREAKIN' JASON HEYWARD, especially during the playoffs.

Roger Murdock: The hell I don't! Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since spring training. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to juggle tired relievers while your offense isn't hitting for jack shit.

Dodgers tickets

Thanks to SoSG Nomo for the graphic and theme!

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Hideo Nomo said...

A NomOrel Joint.

Orel said...

Nomo's credit updated to include theme.

Dusty Baker said...

This shit is so on, even Donkey Kong was just like "Damn, this shit is on!"

Orel said...

Mr. Shit, you're on in five.

Hideo Nomo said...

Third verse, same as the first:

Crawford LF
Mellis 2B
Ramirez SS
Gonzalez 1B
Puig RF
Uribe 3B
Schumaker CF
Ajellis C
Ryu P

Scott said...

Dodgers must win today, cuz we got the AA row tickets for tomorrows game!

Steve Sax said...

About to leave for the game. Hope traffic isn't as bad as I remember

Orel said...

Where is Fred's Brim to say his magic line?

Steve Sax said...

Can't wait

Too nervous

Need beer

Dusty Baker said...

@Sax

Yeah, traffic is never much of an issue around there, especially during the post-season.

Fred's Brim said...

gotta keep pitching

Fred's Brim said...

And nicely done, NomOrel
I love me some Airplane

Orel said...

Ding ding ding! We're all set.

Paul said...

I should have taken a turtle instead of a car. Finally in the city! Getting amped!

Dusty Baker said...

I picked the wrong day to start drinking so late in the day.

goodchild27 said...

Great game thread post, one of the funniest ever, and immediately my favorite. Lets get ready for Puig to put on a show at home tonight.
GO BLUE, AND GO RYU!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Gotta keep Puiggin!

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Tired of this bucs/cards opening act. When is the headliner coming on?

Paul said...

I always wanted to stare at the back of a Toyota Sienna for 30 minutes.

Fred's Brim said...

@DB same here, gonna pour my first one right around gametime, then it's gonna be a long night methinks

Paul said...

Hey a palm tree!

Paul said...

I should have brought a flask...

Fred's Brim said...

No drinking and driving, Paully

Steve Sax said...

Made it. Beer in hand. Lets go Blue!

BJ Killeen said...

My heart surgeon is on call. We HAVE TO WIN!

Fred's Brim said...

Nice work, Saxy! How's the crowd?

Steve Sax said...

Crowd is doing the blue rally towel thing. Except my friend, that is

Honestly the traffic was horrible getting in, but those who are here are pumped

Hideo Nomo said...

Any wi-fi? Holding Stan to his word.

Hideo Nomo said...

Mike Petriello's there somewheres.

Fred's Brim said...

*takes deeep breath*

spank said...

Roger,Roger.

spank said...

Let's kick some Barve ass!

Fred's Brim said...

FB on edge

Steve Sax said...

Even after post-game intros, everyone in the Stadium is still standing!

Fred's Brim said...

@Spank what kind of fish you got for your run tonight?

Fred's Brim said...

@Sax did the smoke ever clear?

Fred's Brim said...

Cmon, HJ - we need a great one from you

BJ Killeen said...

I BLUEIVE!

spank said...

@FB A cuttlefish. haha

spank said...

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fred's Brim said...

fuck

Fred's Brim said...

Gattis went down to get a tough pitch

Fred's Brim said...

Cmon, HJ, finish this off

Fred's Brim said...

@spank - i like it, that'll be good for the end of the night

Fred's Brim said...

Cmon blue, where was that?!

Orel said...

How about a 1-2-3, HJR?

Orel said...

Oops, never mind.

Fred's Brim said...

shitshitshit

gotta finish off these batters

Fred's Brim said...

this is approaching unacceptable

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Jesus Colorado. Long day?

Hollandsworth said...

Uggh.

spank said...

shit.fuck

Wicks said...

This isn't good...

Fred's Brim said...

finally
let's get one back

Paul said...

Fuck!!!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Let's answer back with a run or two.
Are we not men?

Fred's Brim said...

I am an angry man with some scores to settle!

Fred's Brim said...

good start, CC

Fred's Brim said...

pleasepleaseplease have all of the double plays worked out

Fred's Brim said...

WP sends CC to second

Hollandsworth said...

Welp, no double play this time. That livens things up.

Fred's Brim said...

MEllis way late on that one

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Ellis. Lovely

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Moneyman up

Fred's Brim said...

Hanley pissed he missed that one

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Moneyman down

Fred's Brim said...

Cmon, blue, stop fucking us

Fred's Brim said...

dammit

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Going dark.

Wicks said...

We are already screwed aren't we?

Orel said...

Wow. We suck.

Paul said...

Double fuck!!!

Orel said...

Final score will be 2-1 with a meaningless 9th-inning homer by the Dodgers.

Fred's Brim said...

grindgrindgrind

Fred's Brim said...

good inning, HJ

spank said...

Score some runs for fuck sake.

QuadSevens said...

One beer down. Need a refill bartender! Lets go Doyers!

Fred's Brim said...

Good start, Puig with a screaming liner to center

Fred's Brim said...

wow, how was he safe? good work with his right arm

Fred's Brim said...

Uribe with the dunker to left, 1st and 2nd

QuadSevens said...

Urine with the bloop. Got something going here!

Fred's Brim said...

that's horsedhit, ump!

Hollandsworth said...

Not liking Skip's production recently.

Fred's Brim said...

worthless at-bat from skip
AJ to GIDP to make me more mad

spank said...

That was inside,you blind motherfucker. And shut the hell up, Cal Ripken Jr. You asshole.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Fuckin' Schumaker.

Fred's Brim said...

AJ walks

Cliff Beefpile said...

A walk doesn't do much good here with Ryu coming up. Not a bad hitting pitcher, but still don't want to have to leave it up to him.

QuadSevens said...

Let's go Ryu! Help yourself out!

Cliff Beefpile said...

Well, looks like we don't have a choice. Fuck.

spank said...

Hit it out!!

QuadSevens said...

We're on the board!

Fred's Brim said...

attaboy, HJ!
Upton almost Hollidayed that

spank said...

we scored

Cliff Beefpile said...

Nice AB by Ryu! Come on, Crawford.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Fuck McCann.

Fred's Brim said...

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!

Cliff Beefpile said...

YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

Hollandsworth said...

Hit 'em, CC!

QuadSevens said...

Crawdaddy! 3 run dinger!!

Hollandsworth said...

*cue Poison guitar solo*

Fred's Brim said...

he cranked the shit out of that

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Crawfish goes boom

Steve Sax said...

Holy shit that was incredible

Fred's Brim said...

hehe nice one, H-worth

Fred's Brim said...

MEllis Ks again but I like the 4 runs

Cliff Beefpile said...

"High flyball, deep right field, she iiiiis GONE!"

QuadSevens said...

Ditto FB.

BJ Killeen said...

I BELIEVE IN CRAWDADDY!

Paul said...

I pulled a hammy!!! But it was worth it!!! Yes!!

spank said...

I missed the homerun.



(cries)

Fred's Brim said...

OK kid, we need a clean inning here

Fred's Brim said...

throw strikes, kid

Steve Sax said...

Come on Ryu, settle

QuadSevens said...

TBS can shove their "shutdown inning" stats where the sun don't shine.

Steve Sax said...

Seriously, this crowd went wild for that

Fred's Brim said...

fuck, Upton rips another one.
I really hope he's not heating up or we're doomed

Fred's Brim said...

jesus Ryu doesn't want this

Cliff Beefpile said...

Fuck you, Freeman.

Fred's Brim said...

that's not true, but he's gotta figure it out in a hurry or we're gonna see Cap soon

Neeebs (The Original) said...

HJR needs to grow some balls and learn what it's like to throw in the playoffs.

QuadSevens said...

Could really use a double play here.

Fred's Brim said...

and Ernie Johnson jinxes us by saying the Braves haven't gone deep yet in the series

Cliff Beefpile said...

Pitch count starting to get up there.

Fred's Brim said...

son of a bitch
Ryu doesn't want us to be happy, does he?

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Chewie I got a bad feeling about this.

Fred's Brim said...

cmon kid, fight!

QuadSevens said...

Now we need a K bad.

Fred's Brim said...

christ

Fred's Brim said...

how did he miss the base?

Cliff Beefpile said...

What. The. Fuck.

Fred's Brim said...

dammitall

QuadSevens said...

Gotta fake that one Ryu.

Fred's Brim said...

aksljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjqe4w,m.........................

Cliff Beefpile said...

Does Ryu even know what he's doing out there?

Wicks said...

WTF Ryu

Fred's Brim said...

murderous rage

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Pull him now. This is the playoffs. No pussyfooting.

Fred's Brim said...

is this when Simmons homers?

QuadSevens said...

AJEllis needs to be yelling to go to first on that!

Fred's Brim said...

that was stupid

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Our turn. This feels like Denver/Dallas

Paul said...

Ryu looks out of it.

Neeebs (The Original) said...

@Q7. He was but AJ's Korean is so bad first sounded like home.

Steve Sax said...

Ryu picking up that ball was idiotic.

Fred's Brim said...

Attaboy, Money!

QuadSevens said...

@Neeebs

Ellis needs to work on his Korean, fast!

Fred's Brim said...

AG!
back in the lead

Fred's Brim said...

AG is fired up!

QuadSevens said...

And we're back on top!

Fred's Brim said...

Second Spitter out to the mound

Neeebs (The Original) said...

I want to be Manning not Romo today.

Fred's Brim said...

Puig makes it to second somehow after a bad throw, sliding over AG's helmet

Fred's Brim said...

you said it, Neeebs

QuadSevens said...

That was intense!

Fred's Brim said...

Uribe Urines

QuadSevens said...

Beer update: out of cold pumpkin ales, switching to Rolling Rocks.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Skip is due...

Fred's Brim said...

this would be a good time to see some of Skip's postseason experience and grit

Fred's Brim said...

oh man, 7777, they better be cold too

Cliff Beefpile said...

My blood pressure at last check was 974 over 1,081. That's normal, right?

Fred's Brim said...

YAY SKIP!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Skippy

Fred's Brim said...

@Cliffy, it better be, mine is around there too

Cliff Beefpile said...

There's Schumaker's production! The Wild Horse gets loose and scores!

QuadSevens said...

@FB

Definitely cold. Pumpkin ales going in as back ups now too.

Fred's Brim said...

nice work, AJ

Fred's Brim said...

does HJ bat now?

Fred's Brim said...

no he doesn't

Fred's Brim said...

Michael Young to pinch hit, Atl makes their move

Fred's Brim said...

well playeed, Q7, it's gonna be a long night...

Fred's Brim said...

FB needs a refill too

Orel said...

jill painter ‏@jillpainter 4m

That was weird. @YasielPuig scores on Schumaker RBI, does all the high-fives, then throws helmet on bench and goes into clubhouse. #dodgers

Fred's Brim said...

anybody seen Matty's Lexus commercial? I saw it today and I got mad again that he's not able to play

Fred's Brim said...

hmm, please don't be hurt, YP

Fred's Brim said...

cmon, Young, slide about 5 inches forward in the box

Cliff Beefpile said...

Please tell me the radio broadcast is synced up, because I don't know that I can survive these idiots the whole game.

Steve Sax said...

Who is warming for the dodgers?

Fred's Brim said...

@Saxy, it was Cap earlier

Cliff Beefpile said...

Oooof. That was close.

Fred's Brim said...

Young can't get that ball on the outside corner. feels like his bat is short

Fred's Brim said...

so how many will be give up in the 4th?

Orel said...

Mark Saxon ‏@markasaxon 18s

Yasiel Puig seems to be limping jogging out to right field

Fred's Brim said...

goddammit, we don't need more injuries

QuadSevens said...

I'm looking for the 0 runs allowed Cap tonight.

Paul said...

We need Cap to step up or we are screwed.

Fred's Brim said...

Throw strikes, stupid!

spank said...

This is going to be a long game

Fred's Brim said...

godDAMMIT I should just turn this off and check the score in 3 hours

Fred's Brim said...

I wish I had a crowbar so I could start smashing things

Fred's Brim said...

Heyward pops up to center
Now with 2 outs is when we give up 3 runs

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Come on Cap

Neeebs (The Original) said...

Come on Cap

Hideo Nomo said...

CAPPY!!!!!

Fred's Brim said...

WOW attaboy, Cap!

Neeebs (The Original) said...

We have a stopper.

spank said...

Nice Cap.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Busting some Caps in some bitches!

Steve Sax said...

Dee Gordon, take notes

Fred's Brim said...

stupid awesome bunt

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