Hyun-Jin Ryu (0-0, 0.00) vs. Julio Teheran (0-0, 0.00).
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Don Mattingly. You manage the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Donnie Baseball! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Captain Oveur: No, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: All right, but just remember, my name is Roger Murdock. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest but my dad says you're a slave to lefty-lefty righty-righty matchups. And he says that lots of times, you don't even get the difference between REED JOHNSON and FREAKIN' JASON HEYWARD, especially during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't! Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since spring training. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to juggle tired relievers while your offense isn't hitting for jack shit.
Thanks to SoSG Nomo for the graphic and theme!