Hyun-Jin Ryu (0-0, 0.00) vs. Julio Teheran (0-0, 0.00).
Joey: Wait a minute. I know you. You're Don Mattingly. You manage the Los Angeles Dodgers.
Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, son, but you must have me confused with someone else. My name is Roger Murdock. I'm the co-pilot.
Joey: You are Donnie Baseball! I've seen you play. My dad's got season tickets.
Roger Murdock: I think you should go back to your seat now, Joey. Right, Clarence?
Captain Oveur: No, he's not bothering anyone. Let him stay here.
Roger Murdock: All right, but just remember, my name is Roger Murdock. I'm an airline pilot.
Joey: I think you're the greatest but my dad says you're a slave to lefty-lefty righty-righty matchups. And he says that lots of times, you don't even get the difference between REED JOHNSON and FREAKIN' JASON HEYWARD, especially during the playoffs.
Roger Murdock: The hell I don't! Listen kid, I've been hearing that crap ever since spring training. I'm out there busting my buns every night. Tell your old man to juggle tired relievers while your offense isn't hitting for jack shit.
Thanks to SoSG Nomo for the graphic and theme!
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Third verse, same as the first:
Crawford LF
Mellis 2B
Ramirez SS
Gonzalez 1B
Puig RF
Uribe 3B
Schumaker CF
Ajellis C
Ryu P
Dodgers must win today, cuz we got the AA row tickets for tomorrows game!
About to leave for the game. Hope traffic isn't as bad as I remember
Where is Fred's Brim to say his magic line?
Can't wait
Too nervous
Need beer
@Sax
Yeah, traffic is never much of an issue around there, especially during the post-season.
gotta keep pitching
And nicely done, NomOrel
I love me some Airplane
Ding ding ding! We're all set.
I should have taken a turtle instead of a car. Finally in the city! Getting amped!
I picked the wrong day to start drinking so late in the day.
Great game thread post, one of the funniest ever, and immediately my favorite. Lets get ready for Puig to put on a show at home tonight.
GO BLUE, AND GO RYU!
Gotta keep Puiggin!
Tired of this bucs/cards opening act. When is the headliner coming on?
I always wanted to stare at the back of a Toyota Sienna for 30 minutes.
@DB same here, gonna pour my first one right around gametime, then it's gonna be a long night methinks
Hey a palm tree!
I should have brought a flask...
No drinking and driving, Paully
Made it. Beer in hand. Lets go Blue!
My heart surgeon is on call. We HAVE TO WIN!
Nice work, Saxy! How's the crowd?
Crowd is doing the blue rally towel thing. Except my friend, that is
Honestly the traffic was horrible getting in, but those who are here are pumped
Any wi-fi? Holding Stan to his word.
Mike Petriello's there somewheres.
*takes deeep breath*
Roger,Roger.
Let's kick some Barve ass!
FB on edge
Even after post-game intros, everyone in the Stadium is still standing!
@Spank what kind of fish you got for your run tonight?
@Sax did the smoke ever clear?
Cmon, HJ - we need a great one from you
I BLUEIVE!
@FB A cuttlefish. haha
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
fuck
Gattis went down to get a tough pitch
Cmon, HJ, finish this off
@spank - i like it, that'll be good for the end of the night
Cmon blue, where was that?!
How about a 1-2-3, HJR?
Oops, never mind.
shitshitshit
gotta finish off these batters
this is approaching unacceptable
Jesus Colorado. Long day?
Uggh.
shit.fuck
This isn't good...
finally
let's get one back
Fuck!!!
Let's answer back with a run or two.
Are we not men?
I am an angry man with some scores to settle!
good start, CC
pleasepleaseplease have all of the double plays worked out
WP sends CC to second
Welp, no double play this time. That livens things up.
MEllis way late on that one
Ellis. Lovely
Moneyman up
Hanley pissed he missed that one
Moneyman down
Cmon, blue, stop fucking us
dammit
Going dark.
We are already screwed aren't we?
Wow. We suck.
Double fuck!!!
Final score will be 2-1 with a meaningless 9th-inning homer by the Dodgers.
grindgrindgrind
good inning, HJ
Score some runs for fuck sake.
One beer down. Need a refill bartender! Lets go Doyers!
Good start, Puig with a screaming liner to center
wow, how was he safe? good work with his right arm
Uribe with the dunker to left, 1st and 2nd
Urine with the bloop. Got something going here!
that's horsedhit, ump!
Not liking Skip's production recently.
worthless at-bat from skip
AJ to GIDP to make me more mad
That was inside,you blind motherfucker. And shut the hell up, Cal Ripken Jr. You asshole.
Fuckin' Schumaker.
AJ walks
A walk doesn't do much good here with Ryu coming up. Not a bad hitting pitcher, but still don't want to have to leave it up to him.
Let's go Ryu! Help yourself out!
Well, looks like we don't have a choice. Fuck.
Hit it out!!
We're on the board!
attaboy, HJ!
Upton almost Hollidayed that
we scored
Nice AB by Ryu! Come on, Crawford.
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC!!!!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!
Hit 'em, CC!
Crawdaddy! 3 run dinger!!
*cue Poison guitar solo*
he cranked the shit out of that
Crawfish goes boom
Holy shit that was incredible
hehe nice one, H-worth
MEllis Ks again but I like the 4 runs
"High flyball, deep right field, she iiiiis GONE!"
Ditto FB.
I BELIEVE IN CRAWDADDY!
I pulled a hammy!!! But it was worth it!!! Yes!!
I missed the homerun.
(cries)
OK kid, we need a clean inning here
throw strikes, kid
Come on Ryu, settle
TBS can shove their "shutdown inning" stats where the sun don't shine.
Seriously, this crowd went wild for that
jesus Ryu doesn't want this
that's not true, but he's gotta figure it out in a hurry or we're gonna see Cap soon
HJR needs to grow some balls and learn what it's like to throw in the playoffs.
Could really use a double play here.
and Ernie Johnson jinxes us by saying the Braves haven't gone deep yet in the series
Pitch count starting to get up there.
son of a bitch
Ryu doesn't want us to be happy, does he?
Chewie I got a bad feeling about this.
cmon kid, fight!
Now we need a K bad.
christ
how did he miss the base?
dammitall
Gotta fake that one Ryu.
aksljjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjqe4w,m.........................
Does Ryu even know what he's doing out there?
WTF Ryu
murderous rage
Pull him now. This is the playoffs. No pussyfooting.
is this when Simmons homers?
AJEllis needs to be yelling to go to first on that!
that was stupid
Our turn. This feels like Denver/Dallas
Ryu looks out of it.
@Q7. He was but AJ's Korean is so bad first sounded like home.
Attaboy, Money!
@Neeebs
Ellis needs to work on his Korean, fast!
AG!
back in the lead
AG is fired up!
And we're back on top!
Second Spitter out to the mound
I want to be Manning not Romo today.
Puig makes it to second somehow after a bad throw, sliding over AG's helmet
you said it, Neeebs
That was intense!
Uribe Urines
Beer update: out of cold pumpkin ales, switching to Rolling Rocks.
Skip is due...
this would be a good time to see some of Skip's postseason experience and grit
oh man, 7777, they better be cold too
My blood pressure at last check was 974 over 1,081. That's normal, right?
YAY SKIP!
Skippy
@Cliffy, it better be, mine is around there too
There's Schumaker's production! The Wild Horse gets loose and scores!
@FB
Definitely cold. Pumpkin ales going in as back ups now too.
nice work, AJ
does HJ bat now?
no he doesn't
Michael Young to pinch hit, Atl makes their move
well playeed, Q7, it's gonna be a long night...
FB needs a refill too
jill painter @jillpainter 4m
That was weird. @YasielPuig scores on Schumaker RBI, does all the high-fives, then throws helmet on bench and goes into clubhouse. #dodgers
anybody seen Matty's Lexus commercial? I saw it today and I got mad again that he's not able to play
hmm, please don't be hurt, YP
cmon, Young, slide about 5 inches forward in the box
Please tell me the radio broadcast is synced up, because I don't know that I can survive these idiots the whole game.
Who is warming for the dodgers?
@Saxy, it was Cap earlier
Oooof. That was close.
Young can't get that ball on the outside corner. feels like his bat is short
so how many will be give up in the 4th?
Mark Saxon @markasaxon 18s
Yasiel Puig seems to be limping jogging out to right field
goddammit, we don't need more injuries
I'm looking for the 0 runs allowed Cap tonight.
We need Cap to step up or we are screwed.
This is going to be a long game
godDAMMIT I should just turn this off and check the score in 3 hours
I wish I had a crowbar so I could start smashing things
Heyward pops up to center
Now with 2 outs is when we give up 3 runs
Come on Cap
Come on Cap
CAPPY!!!!!
WOW attaboy, Cap!
We have a stopper.
Nice Cap.
Busting some Caps in some bitches!
Dee Gordon, take notes
stupid awesome bunt
a second red bull-n-vodka at 10pm on a sunday? this can only end well
Good call Craw
another bunt attempt, would have been nice if fair
Bunt(s)
Mellis trying to take one for the team comes up shirt
Should have let the ball hit you,Mehllis. It's not like your going to get a hit.
^you're
See. told you.
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