Wednesday, October 23, 2013

Scoreboard Watching: Arrogant vs. Conceited (World Series Game 1), 4.30p

I'll let you figure out which is which.

Adam Wainwright (19-9. 2.94) vs. Jon Lester (15-8, 3.75).

15 comments:

Hideo Nomo said...

So, we've been reduced to dick pics, eh?

Hollandsworth said...

Don't get me wrong, my undying allegiance goes towards my hometown Dodgers.

By I have an uncle from Boston and a father from Seattle, so I've been partial to their two teams.

By proxy, go Sox.

Paul said...

Fox is going to the Mattingly press conference that is still ongoing. "I also don't like bubblegum we have here. We need big league chew...and jolly ranchers no not watermelon".

Cliff Beefpile said...

Even before the playoffs started it felt like an AL year. The Red Sox will probably win, they have the better pitching.

*vomits*

Hideo Nomo said...

Fucking Cards. Picking now to shit the bed. They were awful in the NLCS and just got lucky that we were just a little awful...uh...er.

Paul said...

Yeah didn't feel like the 08 ,09 Philly bitch slap to our bullpen. We just sucked.

Paul said...

Beltran out with a rob injury. Karma police are in full force.

Hideo Nomo said...

And pissed that the Wainwright meltdown couldn't have been in Game 7 of the NLCS.

Dusty Baker said...

Come on, you Red Sox!

Fuck the Cardinals!

Hope you have broken robs and a collapsed lung, shitheel Beltran!

Dusty checking in.

BJ Killeen said...

I'm with Dusty. Not watching. Don't want to give advertisers any air time. I hope a nomad hive of bees land in their nasty beards and causes much bodily pain to the Bosox. Then, as they're running around and screaming like little girls trying to escape the bees, they run over the Cards and break their legs. #notbitterDodgersFanforlife

Dusty Baker said...

Bottom of the 7th. Red Sox up 5-0. Randy Choate in for Shards.

Dusty Baker said...

Choate out after recording one out.

Cliff Beefpile said...

Maybe if Mattingly's panties weren't in a wad, he'd realize that an NL bench coach long on experience would go a long way towards helping him be a better in-game manager. Everyone seems to think he's good with the team's egos and whatnot.

spank said...

i do not give a flying fuck who wins. i'm not watching one second. both teams can kiss my fat hairy ass.

Fred's Brim said...

I am with spank on this one, although I won't be kissing any asses unless he grooms a little bit better

If someone has to win, I hope it's the Cardinals, and then they get nailed for rampant cheating, like mic-ing the opponents dugouts or lacing the other teams' budweisers with ingredients like fucking rice!