Friday, June 07, 2013

Game 60 Thread: June 7 vs. Braves. 7p

You know you want one.

Hyun-Jin Ryu (6-2, 2.89) vs. Paul Mahollum (7-4, 3.68).

Is Puigmania, Brute 66's arrival in L.A., going to be bigger than Mannywood? If he keeps it up, we'll be happy to find out. Meanwhile, Ryu goes for win number seven and batters #2-8 are now known as Puigatory. Viva Puig!

143 comments:

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Fife? But all the K media is here.

Orel said...

Fuck! Fixing.

Orel said...

Fixed.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Thata boy. There's was gonna be a house full of pissed off Ryu fans

Orel said...

Glad to do it. Enough violence in the city today.

BJ Killeen said...

@Dodgers: #Dodgers lineup vs. Atlanta:
Puig RF
Ellis 2B
Gonzalez 1B
Van Slyke LF
Hairston 3B
Ethier CF
Hernandez C
Cruz SS
Ryu P

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

SVS in the cleanup spot. I like it

Orel said...

Hanley's hammy acting up again.

Orel said...

About to eat, Vinny!

Orel said...

Bunt single opens the game. Wimps.

Orel said...

Siddown, J-Hey!

Spank said...

Washing the vehicle,Vinny!

Orel said...

18-pitch 1st inning for Ryu.

MR.F said...

Not the smoothest inning for Ryu. Guess he wants to build up his Ultra Meter.

Orel said...

Puig Time!

Orel said...

First-pitch hacking. Will he be able to lay off the slider?

Orel said...

High pop-out. Saving it for later, I guess.

MR.F said...

20-pitch 2nd inning for Ryu.

Orel said...

That's two inning-ending DPs for the Dodgers. So far.

Dusty Baker's Toothpick said...

Why the hell is Hernandez swinging first pitch? Fucking brutal.

karen said...

Epale All!

Orel said...

Epale, Karen! Just in time for Puig's second AB.

MR.F said...

Epale! Apparently, #BabeRyuth is a thing.

karen said...

@Orel...It doesn't look like I missed much. I hope they know I'm here now so they can go ahead and start scoring.

Orel said...

Has there been a Koufax bobblehead before?

Orel said...

Yasiel's waiting for the 9th, Karen.

Orel said...

Freddy Freeloader with a double.

Orel said...

Giants & D'backs scoreless in the 5th.

karen said...

4 hits in 3 plus innings for Ryu. C'mon and settle down big guy.

Orel said...

Damn you, Swedish owl. 1-0 Braves.

Orel said...

Seven straight retired by Maholm.

karen said...

Hanley's hammy acting up again? Injury wise it feels like the second coming of Rafael Furcal. I can't remember, has he been hurt this much prior to coming here?

Orel said...

3x DP

MR.F said...

zomg

Orel said...

I don't know, Karen. Can't seem to find a career DL list online.

Orel said...

Why is Mary Hart sitting in the second row?

Orel said...

Nice pick by JHJ!

Orel said...

SF 1, AZ 0, top 7
COL 9, SD 9, bot 7

Orel said...

Puig Time!

Fred's Brim said...

Maholumn sure is good

Orel said...

Shows bunt. I wonder why he bothers to do that.

Orel said...

PUIG!

Orel said...

Man he rounds the bases fast.

Fred's Brim said...

hehe the fake running bunt was pretty funny

BJ Killeen said...

This is just stupid!

Fred's Brim said...

HOLY GOT DAMN!!!

Orel said...

He didn't even hit it solidly! Would have been a pop out for most players.

Fred's Brim said...

that is so stupid, but i love it

Orel said...

Hey, FB finally saw a Puig HR!

Fred's Brim said...

yahoo!

Orel said...

I mean, he totally got under that. Amazing.

MR.F said...

Wow.

Orel said...

Puig has hit for the HR cycle.

Fred's Brim said...

Do they have anti-aging clinics in Cuba?

Fred's Brim said...

Ryu's last inning? Make it a good one, please

Orel said...

Shouldn't Logan White get a promotion or something?

Fred's Brim said...

The Stetson Hatters

Fred's Brim said...

Like promoted to New Ned?

Fred's Brim said...

godamn ump, ball 3 was strike 3

Orel said...

If AGon had leaned forward to catch Cruz's throw, Uggla might have been out.

Fred's Brim said...

oh man - almost had another unconventional DP

Orel said...

@FB: Great minds.

Fred's Brim said...

Maholm is a couple of bong hits away from a puka shell necklace

Fred's Brim said...

@Orel, it would have been the 4 this week, Puig with the one on Monday, Dre caught a guy the other night and SVS with the great play on the doofus who didn't retouch second. I feel like you don't go a season seeing that many gift DPs

MR.F said...

Matt Kemp ‏@TheRealMattKemp 1m
This boy is the truth! #Puig! Lets put some more runs on the board!

Orel said...

Think of it as a small compensation for our injury-riddled season.

Fred's Brim said...

AG looking very Dre in that at bat

Fred's Brim said...

SVS looks like Liev Schreiber in Goon

Fred's Brim said...

great walk, Scotty

Fred's Brim said...

I am starting to forget about Dre

Fred's Brim said...

that's not true. I think he's going to come around

Orel said...

Yeah, looks like the Dodgers are going to take a $40-million write-off.

Fred's Brim said...

Ryu on a short leash I hope

Dusty Baker said...

(forgets about Dre)

Fred's Brim said...

leaving him in!

Dusty Baker said...

Hey what's Swedish for owl? Just wondering because I've never heard a definitive explanation.

Fred's Brim said...

oh damn, great stop, hopefully Freeman doesnt make us pay

Orel said...

Ryu done after 112 pitches.

Fred's Brim said...

Swedish for owl? I think there's an ABBA song about an owl

Fred's Brim said...

well done, kid! I am sorry the bullpen will ruin it for you

Dusty Baker said...

What's Swedish for where can i get an 8-ball?

Fred's Brim said...

get'em, TuPaco!

Steve Sax said...

Sweet game for Ryu

Fred's Brim said...

I don't drink brass monkey like to be funky
Nickname Dusty B your 8 ball junkie

Fred's Brim said...

balls

Fred's Brim said...

Kenley pitches every game, doesn't he?

Dusty Baker said...

Hip to get drunk got the 8 in my lips
Put in the old tape Marvin Gaye's greatest hits

Fred's Brim said...

Gattis looks like he could be in the Hart Foundation

Orel said...

Got him!

Fred's Brim said...

woo! attaboy, Kenley!

MR.F said...

If Kenley is our best reliever, maybe we're better off with him out of the closer role. ie, he's our get-out-of-a-jam guy. We just need a reliable guy to pitch the 9th inning to notch that wonderful "save" statistic.

Note: I am not saying League is that guy

Fred's Brim said...

well-bunted bunt by Looey

Dusty Baker said...

Perhaps we have something going here in the 8th.

Orel said...

Here we go! 8th inning, two out, man at third. Puig Time!

Fred's Brim said...

Uribe swings at ball 4

Orel said...

CHICKENSHIT

Dusty Baker said...

They're walkong the kid. Kid Cuba. In what, fifth game of his career?

Fred's Brim said...

heh

MR.F said...

Wow, crazy.

Orel said...

Mellis swingin' at shit.

Orel said...

Shit.

MR.F said...

Damn, the IBB paid off.

Fred's Brim said...

sheesh - stupid Urine

Fred's Brim said...

this is when the Braves score 4 runs to really drive in the spike

Fred's Brim said...

Goldschidt is such a pain in the ass but I am glad it isnt just to us

Fred's Brim said...

Urine was distracted by a box of popcorn

Dusty Baker said...

I want to circumcise every Brave with a rough-hewn tomahawk..

Fred's Brim said...

Can I pour salt on their peens after you do your work, Mohel Baker?

Fred's Brim said...

cmon, blue! that was a goddamn strike!

Fred's Brim said...

same pitch

Dusty Baker said...

sit down bitch!

MR.F said...

Okay, let's win this thing and go home!

Dusty Baker said...

Good rallying cry, Mr F.

One swing does this.

Dusty Baker said...

Terrible AB, A-Gon. Really?

Orel said...

Can we give Puig a jersey with a different number and pretend he's pinch hitting?

BJ Killeen said...

I c u hit a hr Hanley. If you don't, we get leagued.

Orel said...

Fuck! Extras means League, League means loss.

BJ Killeen said...

Noooooooo

Dusty Baker said...

League's got this.

Fred's Brim said...

finish this, Brandon

MR.F said...

lol, a double already. Sigh.

Fred's Brim said...

how was that first pitch not a strike?

Orel said...

A: League's got this.

Q: What is suckitude?

Orel said...

A CALL WENT OUR WAY

Fred's Brim said...

hmm i'll take it

Fred's Brim said...

we gotta finish this now - this luck can't hold out

Orel said...

How many warning-track balls we gonna hit?

BJ Killeen said...

Can't anyone else on this team hit??!!!

Fred's Brim said...

somebody get him the fuck home!

Orel said...

Men on first and third, one out, Uribe up, Puig on deck. Betcha Uribe hits into a DP here.

Fred's Brim said...

your second chance, Juan, make them pay

Dusty Baker said...

One hit scores one lads.

BJ Killeen said...

Pads lost. C'mon urine

Dusty Baker said...

Come on, Urine!

Orel said...

Puig scares in the winning run!

BJ Killeen said...

Been to long. Enjoy boys!

Dusty Baker said...

This one's going our way, isn't t?

(feels it)

Fred's Brim said...

WOOHOO!!!!

Fred's Brim said...

i am tired after that
gnite all, let's do it again tomorrow!

Dusty Baker said...

Thanks for staying with it, FB! East and West Coast fully represented.

Neeebs said...

Party Hearty

Orel said...

PGTUP!

MR.F said...

I'll take it!