After failing to Assemble a rally in Colorado, the Dodgers are Romanoff to Chicago.
When we last saw The Mighty Thigh, he was Loki enough to come away with a no-decision against Stephen Strasburg. When the Dodgers last saw Maholm (with Pittsburgh), he was no Iron Man, lasting only 6 innings on the way to a 2-0 loss.
The Dodgers are having a Banner year, while the Cubs have only Clint-ched one series win. With a little Fury, our boys can Cap this road trip with a win or three.
I won't be able to see most of this one, as I'll be in a theater, watching some new indie flick from the guy that wrote Alien Resurrection. You probably haven't heard much about it.
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Is that one of them talkies I keep hearing about, Nomo?
Gordon 6
MEllis 4
Kemp 8
Ethier 9
Rivera 7
Loney 3
Hairston 5
AJEllis 2
Billingsley 1
I really like your cute Widow post there, Nomo.
--Elmer Fudd
The Dodgers announce they have signed Bobby Abreu and optioned Justin Sellers to the minors.
Yipee.
Sellers will get a tattoo to console himself.
Dammit, I wanted to see Sellers stay up.
And Urine sent down/optioned/kicked in the nads/whatever.
BAAARP it is.
Hey, our team got older. Wheee.
Seriously, no Star Wars day post? Who are you people?
May the 4th be with you!
Shouldn't it be BAARP?
Sellers to the minors sucks.
Saw the Avengers.
They finally did the Hulk justice.
Breaking Terrible News:
MCA of the Beastie Boys has died. Not enough malt liquor in the world to pour out to appropriately honor him.
^Dude!
Since the Beasties are to the New Sons as Hall and Oates are to the Original Recipe, a tribute post is on the way.
Lets go Bills!
Shit, we're losing. But, we've already lost today.
(cries, slow and low)
Cut the shit, Chad
Hairston HR.
Pujols? Nope.
HaiRston!!!
Who needs McRibe?
Chad, you drive me fucking crazy
Has someone told Bills he is pitching to the Cubs?
Jerry Hairston = Whole Team
We really need a win today Dodgers. Score some runs and Gor the nlue!!!
*cries*
Ouch....I'll take it!!
Speedy dee.
Get the walk Ellis.
Crap. Well tie it up Matty.
ugh
Matty's below .400
Chaz Chaz Chaz.
well he finally got DeJesus out
That's a good start.
Is this the beginning of the slide toward mediocrity?
When's that last time Rivera hit a homerun? Fuck awful swing.
Urine up?
I'd take one of those eyes closed homeruns on a fastball that Uribe was known for in 2010. Or a walk.
holy hell, Juanny somehow looks fatter in his Yahoo picture
Dude throw him something outside and low.
Was that outside and low Urine's swing blinded me.
Juanny is the new Mark Ellis
@Orel I would take mediocrity. If we played .500 ball from now on, finishing 8-10 games over .500 might get us in the playoffs
Go Jerry!!!
Jerry Freakin Hairston
I know as soon as he became an everyday player, he would go back to sucking, but what does it take to get him in the lineup every day?
Bobby's on deck.
3-0. This could get interesting.
Is Abreu with the team yet?
Here we go Bobby!!! (DeNiro voice)
I guess he is
hey Bobby (James Brown voice)
That was fuckin outside.
I'm surprised Bobby could suit up so fast.
fun
Bobby Abreu is now officially a Dodger.
Bobby got jobbed.
Time for Elbert to give the run right back.
I am goddamn surly right now
Well this day is an emotional roller coaster.
Got the MCA gut punch just before going into Avengers. Then, the movie rocked my goddamn fanboy balls off. And now, we're losing.
This is my fault. I sold the series to Satan in exchange for the Kings' win yesterday.
i'll take a sweep here if we get back to playing .600 baseball after
And what would Miroslav Satan do with the series? I guess the Bruins are done so maybe he wanted to watch some baseball
Coffey time
back to the DL!
How can you never get Soriano out, not even once? That asshole steps into the batter's box and he already has two strikes on him for chrissakes!
Mercifully out of the inning
I quit
Kemp triples to score Mellis. Dodgers aren't dead yet.
Back to a one run game with Kemp and Ethier getting an RBI each.
Ethier sac flies Kemp. 5-4 Cubs.
I'm not dead yet!
Kemp and Ethier add two in the eighth, but we're still down by a run.
Elbert in the bottom of the seventh was so
frustrating. Three batters, all of whom reach. I think he had all three batters 0-2 and lost them.
Radio lead-in song for the ninth was the Beasties' Intergalactic.
A good sign?
Hairston has his last chance to hit for the cycle.
You can do it Jerry!!
Or not.
So it comes to this...
Nice!!! Come on Bobby!!
Can we please stop Elbert for a while?
It's up to Bobby.
Grazed his jersey! I mean his wristband no jersey.
Welcome, Abreu.
Suck it up, Sveum.
Adam Kennedy is a better runner than AJ Ellis?
*cries*
Two tough at-bats for Bobby in his Dodger debut.
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