Thankfully, my NY teams sent me a couple of gifts via email.
After two MISERABLE Septembers in the past three years, the Mets found the perfect solution to keep my Fall considerably more relaxing.
No longer will I feel the need to check the scores or standings every day. I'll be free of the burden of this team, living the peaceful life of a Royals or Lions fan. In fact, I can already call it: Phils - 1st. Mets - 15 games behind.
The Giants on the other hand sent me their gift one day too late.