Sunday, December 26, 2010

Little Caesars Pizza Bowl

It's a pizza bowl. Get it?

Toledo vs. Florida International, 5:30p.

I think the most interesting thing I've learned about this bowl is that Little Caesars does not have an apostrophe in its name. Maybe Beef 'O' Brady's stole it.

In any event, the whole idea of pizza in a bowl is pretty unappetizing to me to begin with. Adding toppings doesn't seem to really work, and once you subract apostrophes, it gets all fouled up. I don't think I'll be watching this game. But I am indeed hungry now.

And, regarding that missing apostrophe:

53 comments:

MR.F said...

One time in high school I got food poisoned or something from Little Caesars. I haven't had Little Caesars pizza since.

Kyle Baker said...

MB took the apostrophe to use it incorrectly somewhere else. She's sneaky like that!

For the record, I am up in dis bish and planning on watching this shittastic bowl game.

Kyle Baker said...

I feel like I should be watching this game from a Beef 'O' Brady's bar in an exurban setting.

Kyle Baker said...

Damn, the audio is screwed up. The world weeps!

Kyle Baker said...

You sponsor a college bowl game but have the crummiest commercial concept - "Hi, we're on a farm and have vintage trucks and a nice red barn. Here is where we grow all the ingredients that eventually go into your pizza." Lame. I don't think many people modernly even understand where food actually comes from in the first place. Fail.

Kyle Baker said...

Some team actually scored! Woo! More beer for me!

These two events are entirely unrelated.

spank said...

Hot and Ready? 24/7!!!

Kyle Baker said...

7-0 Toledo with 3:45 to play in the first.

Kyle Baker said...

Did you see this, MLASC:

"Big change at 710 ESPN: Andrew and Mychal out, Max Kellerman in for mid-day show."

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I heard. That sucks. I really liked that show.

Kyle Baker said...

Figured that would bring you down, Czar.

Toledo up 14-0.

spank said...

I have no idea why I am watching Hustle & Flow on VH1 but for some reason I can't change the channel. Thanks for the score updates DB.

Kyle Baker said...

14-7 with 6:25 to play in the 2nd.

Kyle Baker said...

You know it's hard out there for a Spank

#HustleAndFlow

spank said...

*smokes a doob*
*beats the shit out of Ludacris*

Steve Sax said...

Bummer for Siciliano. I was okay with him even if Mychal usually spoke without thinking. But Max Kellerman? Ugh.

Steve Sax said...

Going to the gym. Need to work off a bacchanalian Christmas dinner.

Kyle Baker said...

Can you get in some cardio work for me, too, Saxy?

Kyle Baker said...

Agree re Siciliano. I like sports guys that are just straight up sports. Not sportstainment shite. Mychal can piss off, though.

Kyle Baker said...

21-7 Toledo

Kyle Baker said...

@Spanky re Ludacris

*boot to the face*

That was for Southern Hospitality, bitch!

Kyle Baker said...

#DirtySouth

spank said...

heh

Kyle Baker said...

Happiness is unearthing some old underground Eminem vs Biggie freestyle rapolympics shit. Dusty is happy. I think this is the true spirit of the season.

Kyle Baker said...

Question: Approximately how many people in da club gettin' tipsy?

spank said...

Some ex-bandmates just hit me up to party. It's going to be a long, crazy night.Have the National Guard on standby, yo.

Kyle Baker said...

(moves to DEFCON 2)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Woo! Kings win!

Kyle Baker said...

#Kings!

Kyle Baker said...

Leftover tamales UIDB.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fuck, Toledo, I've got more than 30 points riding on you.

Kyle Baker said...

This could possibly be described as a good game. FIU 28 Toledo 24.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Shit, Toledo's going for the win.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

HOLY SHIT THEY GOT IT

Kyle Baker said...

Dayum! That was a gutsy (bit dumb!) call to go for two.

Toledo 32 FIU 31

Kyle Baker said...

^but

Kyle Baker said...

Not that it wasn't exciting, but WHAT THE HELL are you thinking going for two in that situation?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Now Toledo has to worry about FIU having great field position to start their drive.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What a sack!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That's a generous spot.

Kyle Baker said...

Definitely generous.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Damn.

Kyle Baker said...

Can this really have been the best bowl game so far?

Kyle Baker said...

SF coach Mike Singletary fired.

Kyle Baker said...

45

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

To be fair, none of the games so far have really had high expectations to begin with.

Kyle Baker said...

Dusty's mind wanders:

http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=5492352

Nostradamus said...

*Wakes from alcoholic hibernation*

Steve Sax said...

Sorry Mr C! Bar opens in 15 minutes with a new post. I gotta peel Orel off the floor here.

Kyle Baker said...

(orders Bloody Mary)

Nostradamus said...

No complaints on the lack of clean sheets. This place seems to have far too little of my pointless drivel and nonsensical ramblings, though.

Steve Sax said...

NPUT!

Kyle Baker said...

RBN: I'm going to the pub to watch the Chelsea v Arsenal match. Bad luck to you guys!