Sons of Steve Garvey: If You Listen Closely, You Can Hear Millions Of Nerd Hearts Breaking

Wednesday, December 29, 2010

If You Listen Closely, You Can Hear Millions Of Nerd Hearts Breaking

Natalie Portman is engaged and pregnant.. Well, that is indeed a holiday downer for the rest of us guys.

(cries)

16 comments:

Fred's Brim said...: It's not mine!

I saw Black Swan over the weekend. It was pretty good.; 12/29/2010 6:45 AM
Fred's Brim said...: NORA; 12/29/2010 7:10 AM
Steve Sax said...: Deleted it, FB!; 12/29/2010 8:13 AM
Steve Sax said...: @FB: dude, it's Amidala for pete's sake. How can you not succumb?; 12/29/2010 8:14 AM
spank said...: Well that was weird. What happened to Jupiter family? I didn't get a chance to link.Damn!; 12/29/2010 8:15 AM
spank said...: She will always be that kid from "The Professional" to me. Nothing more,nothing less.; 12/29/2010 8:20 AM
Nostradamus said...: Who knew "The Professional" was such a thread-killer?; 12/29/2010 9:54 AM
Neeebs (The Original) said...: Digging me some Portman.

*looks around*

I'm not a perv.; 12/29/2010 10:23 AM
Mr. LA Sports Czar said...: Nobody would ever accuse you of being a perv, Neeebs.; 12/29/2010 10:30 AM
Steve Sax said...: Her performance in The Professional rocked it. That sealed the deal for me. (Luckily, I was eight years old at the time so it was all good.); 12/29/2010 10:43 AM
Fred's Brim said...: @Saxy, I am in, I am just saying the kid isn't mine!

When this publicity stunt to raise interest in her films (the stupid one with Ashton Kutcher needs more help than Black Swan) is over, I'll be right back in line.

Reece Witherspoon knows the game too, but I wont be in line for her; 12/29/2010 10:50 AM
Fred's Brim said...: And Natalie had me with Hotel Chevalier; 12/29/2010 10:54 AM
Josh S. said...: *stumbles out of sick bed*

I'll just leave this here.

*stumbles back to sick bed*; 12/29/2010 11:01 AM
Steve Sax said...: Wows.

Yeah, Reese is interesting, but at the same time I feel like that chin would inadvertently poke my eye out.; 12/29/2010 11:14 AM
spank said...: For once I was blind now I can see!!

Thanks Josh!!!!; 12/29/2010 11:36 AM
Steve Sax said...: With access to that picture, I'm not surprised Josh S isn't getting out of bed.; 12/29/2010 9:07 PM