Random rantings and ravings about the Los Angeles Dodgers, written by a small consortium of rabid Dodger fans. With occasional comments on baseball, entertainment, pop culture, and life in general.
The super-hyped matchup between Matt Barnes and James Jones is finally upon us. What a Christmas present, indeed; I believe the MSM is calling this the "Collision Corpses", but I'm a little confused why they're tapping into the necrophiliac demographic like that. I believe there are a couple of other supporting cast players that may contribute a bit to scoring in today's game, but this Barnes/Jones showdown definitely sounds intriguing.
4/3 vs. SF (W, 5-4): Sax
4/15 vs. WSH (L, 4-6): Dusty, Orel, Sax
5/6 vs. MIA (W, 6-3): AC, Sax
5/16 vs. CIN (L, 2-7): AC, Sax
6/12 vs. TEX (L, 2-3): Sax
7/5 vs. MIL (W, 8-5): Sax
7/21 vs. BOS (W, 9-6): Sax
7/24 vs. SF (L, 3-8): Sax
8/24 vs. TB (L, 8-9 (10)): Sax
8/29 vs. BAL (W, 6-3): Orel, Sax
9/9 vs. CHC (L, 4-10): Sax
10/5 NLDS G1 vs. SD (W, 7-5): Sax
10/6 NLDS G2 vs. SD (L, 2-10): Orel, Sax
10/25 WS G1 vs. NYY (W, 6-3 (10)): Sax
45 comments:
Hey, don't cut necrophilia until you've tried it.
The only gift I want this Christmas is Kobe bitch slapping Lebron back to South Beach.
I don't know, Dusty. That's not the kind of stiffy I'm hoping for.
I want to see Phil Jackson posting up on Lebron's old mammy in the locker room.
I want to go one on one and slam dunk Jeannie Buss.
Fisher
Bryant
Artest
Odom
Gasol
Even on a commercial, Brent Musburger is insufferable.
Oh joy. I get to listen to Jeff Van Gundy for the first time since Game 7. I've so been looking forward to this.
I'm opting for the mute and to listen to my father in law.
Less than two minutes into the game, and already two Kobe-to-LO slams.
Ron Ron with two early fouls. But I like the way we're playing. Confident.
Chris Bosh is one ugly bastard.
What does Kobe have to do to get a foul call?
That was an ugly couple of possessions.
I don't know why it's taken the Lakers so long to go to Bynum. He has a significant advantage over Dampier, healthy or not.
Your comment was underscored by that last sequence.
They have to blur one of the Lakers' banners on that Karl Malone Sketchers commercial.
I'm not getting these Cosmopolitan commercials. So if I go to that hotel, I get to see small animals leave an elevator?
Does anyone know another soul who has actually ever gotten a Lexus as a surprise Xmas gift?
Still trying to comprehend those commercials. Not sure what I'm supposed to buy. Rabbit food?
We're playing like a bunch of schoolgirls now. Shooting minus 27 percent at home? Lame. I waited for months for this?
A very wise 78-foot try from Kobe on that sequence.
I'll come right out and say it: That commercial with Wade was funny.
Yeah, that one was good. Certainly leaps better than surly hippie flautists.
Break Superintendent Chalmers' fuckin arm already!
Pau's first make comes on a put-back after Odom draws the foul. At least he put the ball in the basket.
I want to go one on one and slam dunk Jeannie Buss.
It's like Breen has to remind Jackson and Van Gundy that the Lakers' defense has been good too. All of the focus is on the Lakers' bad shooting.
That would make a great Jeff Van Gundy voodoo doll. I'll have my people call Aubrey Huff's people.
Are the Lakers going to show up here?
Big headed basketball players. Brilliant.
Who needs ad agencies when you've got Mrs. Davey's third grade class giving you ideas?
Well, at least it was close.
Opening lines of tomorrow's Plaschke article:
They had more heart.
They heard the hype and didn't give in.
They went to a hostile court and kept the crowd silent throughout.
They played like champions.
The Miami Heat showed the Lakers what winning is all about,...
That didn't go well. Eh, they lost badly last Christmas to LeBron too, so it means about as much as you want it to.
Nice Christmas wake-up call, eh?
Sax has moved to the Oban. This is going to be good.
Good, as in, something incredibly awesome, something incredibly fascinating, or a mixture of both?
Dusty has moved to the Manhattans. Mmmmmmmmm.....
@Mr LA SC: yesssssssss
This has been a thoroughly satisfying Christmas. Rain, F' you.
Great thing about baseball...sitting around on Xmas night with the fam looking up box scores for WS 1988 and getting all nostalgic. So glad to have married into a True Blue family. *throws LA sign*
(Manhattan coma)
What do you have to do to get a shot up in dis bish? Run Nekked with a trout?
Just had some cognac that tasted like cough syrup...nothing gold can stay.
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