Sunday, December 26, 2010

Little Caesars Pizza Bowl

It's a pizza bowl. Get it?

Toledo vs. Florida International, 5:30p.

I think the most interesting thing I've learned about this bowl is that Little Caesars does not have an apostrophe in its name. Maybe Beef 'O' Brady's stole it.

In any event, the whole idea of pizza in a bowl is pretty unappetizing to me to begin with. Adding toppings doesn't seem to really work, and once you subract apostrophes, it gets all fouled up. I don't think I'll be watching this game. But I am indeed hungry now.

And, regarding that missing apostrophe:

53 comments:

MR. F said...

One time in high school I got food poisoned or something from Little Caesars. I haven't had Little Caesars pizza since.

Dusty Baker said...

MB took the apostrophe to use it incorrectly somewhere else. She's sneaky like that!

For the record, I am up in dis bish and planning on watching this shittastic bowl game.

Dusty Baker said...

I feel like I should be watching this game from a Beef 'O' Brady's bar in an exurban setting.

Dusty Baker said...

Damn, the audio is screwed up. The world weeps!

Dusty Baker said...

You sponsor a college bowl game but have the crummiest commercial concept - "Hi, we're on a farm and have vintage trucks and a nice red barn. Here is where we grow all the ingredients that eventually go into your pizza." Lame. I don't think many people modernly even understand where food actually comes from in the first place. Fail.

Dusty Baker said...

Some team actually scored! Woo! More beer for me!

These two events are entirely unrelated.

Spanky said...

Hot and Ready? 24/7!!!

Dusty Baker said...

7-0 Toledo with 3:45 to play in the first.

Dusty Baker said...

Did you see this, MLASC:

"Big change at 710 ESPN: Andrew and Mychal out, Max Kellerman in for mid-day show."

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

I heard. That sucks. I really liked that show.

Dusty Baker said...

Figured that would bring you down, Czar.

Toledo up 14-0.

Spanky said...

I have no idea why I am watching Hustle & Flow on VH1 but for some reason I can't change the channel. Thanks for the score updates DB.

Dusty Baker said...

14-7 with 6:25 to play in the 2nd.

Dusty Baker said...

You know it's hard out there for a Spank

#HustleAndFlow

Spanky said...

*smokes a doob*
*beats the shit out of Ludacris*

Steve Sax said...

Bummer for Siciliano. I was okay with him even if Mychal usually spoke without thinking. But Max Kellerman? Ugh.

Steve Sax said...

Going to the gym. Need to work off a bacchanalian Christmas dinner.

Dusty Baker said...

Can you get in some cardio work for me, too, Saxy?

Dusty Baker said...

Agree re Siciliano. I like sports guys that are just straight up sports. Not sportstainment shite. Mychal can piss off, though.

Dusty Baker said...

21-7 Toledo

Dusty Baker said...

@Spanky re Ludacris

*boot to the face*

That was for Southern Hospitality, bitch!

Dusty Baker said...

#DirtySouth

Spanky said...

heh

Dusty Baker said...

Happiness is unearthing some old underground Eminem vs Biggie freestyle rapolympics shit. Dusty is happy. I think this is the true spirit of the season.

Dusty Baker said...

Question: Approximately how many people in da club gettin' tipsy?

Spanky said...

Some ex-bandmates just hit me up to party. It's going to be a long, crazy night.Have the National Guard on standby, yo.

Dusty Baker said...

(moves to DEFCON 2)

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Woo! Kings win!

Dusty Baker said...

#Kings!

Dusty Baker said...

Leftover tamales UIDB.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Fuck, Toledo, I've got more than 30 points riding on you.

Dusty Baker said...

This could possibly be described as a good game. FIU 28 Toledo 24.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Shit, Toledo's going for the win.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

HOLY SHIT THEY GOT IT

Dusty Baker said...

Dayum! That was a gutsy (bit dumb!) call to go for two.

Toledo 32 FIU 31

Dusty Baker said...

^but

Dusty Baker said...

Not that it wasn't exciting, but WHAT THE HELL are you thinking going for two in that situation?

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Now Toledo has to worry about FIU having great field position to start their drive.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

What a sack!

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

That's a generous spot.

Dusty Baker said...

Definitely generous.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Damn.

Dusty Baker said...

Can this really have been the best bowl game so far?

Dusty Baker said...

SF coach Mike Singletary fired.

Dusty Baker said...

45

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

To be fair, none of the games so far have really had high expectations to begin with.

Dusty Baker said...

Dusty's mind wanders:

http://www.fark.com/cgi/vidplayer.pl?IDLink=5492352

Mr. Customer said...

*Wakes from alcoholic hibernation*

Steve Sax said...

Sorry Mr C! Bar opens in 15 minutes with a new post. I gotta peel Orel off the floor here.

Dusty Baker said...

(orders Bloody Mary)

Mr. Customer said...

No complaints on the lack of clean sheets. This place seems to have far too little of my pointless drivel and nonsensical ramblings, though.

Steve Sax said...

NPUT!

Dusty Baker said...

RBN: I'm going to the pub to watch the Chelsea v Arsenal match. Bad luck to you guys!