Wednesday, December 29, 2010

If You Listen Closely, You Can Hear Millions Of Nerd Hearts Breaking

Natalie Portman is engaged and pregnant.. Well, that is indeed a holiday downer for the rest of us guys.

(cries)

16 comments:

Fred's Brim said...

It's not mine!

I saw Black Swan over the weekend. It was pretty good.

Fred's Brim said...

NORA

Steve Sax said...

Deleted it, FB!

Steve Sax said...

@FB: dude, it's Amidala for pete's sake. How can you not succumb?

Spanky said...

Well that was weird. What happened to Jupiter family? I didn't get a chance to link.Damn!

Spanky said...

She will always be that kid from "The Professional" to me. Nothing more,nothing less.

Mr. Customer said...

Who knew "The Professional" was such a thread-killer?

Neeebs said...

Digging me some Portman.

*looks around*

I'm not a perv.

Mr. LA Sports Czar said...

Nobody would ever accuse you of being a perv, Neeebs.

Steve Sax said...

Her performance in The Professional rocked it. That sealed the deal for me. (Luckily, I was eight years old at the time so it was all good.)

Fred's Brim said...

@Saxy, I am in, I am just saying the kid isn't mine!

When this publicity stunt to raise interest in her films (the stupid one with Ashton Kutcher needs more help than Black Swan) is over, I'll be right back in line.

Reece Witherspoon knows the game too, but I wont be in line for her

Fred's Brim said...

And Natalie had me with Hotel Chevalier

Josh S. said...

*stumbles out of sick bed*

I'll just leave this here.

*stumbles back to sick bed*

Steve Sax said...

Wows.

Yeah, Reese is interesting, but at the same time I feel like that chin would inadvertently poke my eye out.

Spanky said...

For once I was blind now I can see!!

Thanks Josh!!!!

Steve Sax said...

With access to that picture, I'm not surprised Josh S isn't getting out of bed.